biacan:
You're so funny [s]but that gold tinted hair it doesn't suits guys wel........

Ehmmmm SIINXU don't tell me e have now join bad gang be doing gbogbo biz boys[/s]


[s]but my elder sister will never allow me do such oooo you nor all these church aunties dem


#chubbydaddy[/s]

biacan:
You're so funny but that gold tinted hair it doesn't suits guys wel........

Ehmmmm SIINXU don't tell me e have now join bad gang be doing gbogbo biz boys


but my elder sister will never allow me do such oooo you nor all these church aunties dem


#chubbydaddy

SIINXU:



Lol, While you're worrying about your sister, I'm worrying about my boss. He hasn't seen it cos he's yet to come back from his Xmas break. He's coming on Tuesday


You're from a religious setting? Where do you guys worship?

biacan:
put on a cap to work or don't they allow you guys.....

very religious where do igbos worship if not Catholic Church.......

SIINXU:



I can only put on a cap when we're out on inspection, not while I'm the office.


Really? lol, but I'm Igbo and not Catholic. I used to be, but I quit.


Lemmie bounce before your bf's come for my head

biacan:
Bounce ke nor make me laugh who be my boyfriend



#chubbydaddy

SIINXU:


They've quoted you.

Why aren't you sleeping yet?

Martin0:



Yeah I wonder wetin dey worry diz babe's oo!
Dis tinz dey alway's happen to me ooo

Anytime wey dem my female friends dey come ma house I go jus quickly go wear two boxer's and jean! Imagine girl go come my house dey ask me why I go wear jean for house again e dey make me believe say dem know say dem dey observe ma preek!

amakadihot87:
.............before nko........y wear boxers in front of a girl?what if a bae wears pants in ur presence..........wount u stray ur eyes?

Martin0:



Yeah I wonder wetin dey worry diz babe's oo!
Dis tinz dey alway's happen to me ooo

Anytime wey dem my female friends dey come ma house I go jus quickly go wear two boxer's and jean! Imagine girl go come my house dey ask me why I go wear jean for house again e dey make me believe say dem know say dem dey observe ma preek!

biacan:
Martin you nor well at all

Martin0:



na true na!

See till date na two boxer's na I dey wear!
Atleast am sure wearing two boxer's will give me confident the lady can never never see or imagine the shape or even how it looks like!

Even those ma friends wey dey come ma house they already know the reason why I alway's wear jean especially when them visit!

biacan:
The shape of your .....

Hahahahh crazy girl



but how do you handle this issue of a girl in your house and she start making advances towards you...... you go tell me say u never do am before cause some girls are like that if they visit you and you didn't sex them they will never come back again

biacan:
The shape of your .....


but how do you handle this issue of a girl in your house and she start making advances towards you...... you go tell me say u never do am before cause some girls are like that if they visit you and you didn't sex them they will never come back again

Martin0:


Yeah it quite easy for me,I was trained on this tinz remember!

I see them as mostly platonic friends,though sometimes they start catching feelings and I know about it!

Em even if they get to romance me coz u can't hold back woman wey konji hold, their own pass man o oo! My relationship with my female friends not all oo has been built to the point where even if the nakedd sef my preek won't even rise coz I now see them as sister's to masef!

Martin0:


They alway's come back coz I dey jovial,and na make most of them dey tease me calling me gay!

U ladies eh,una mouth too sharp,can talk anyhow

biacan:
all I can say is

biacan:
True talk sha but

Martin0:



Ok na! dey deceive urself!

So for ya mind now,breast Nyansh and pussy na big deal to me abi

Ok oo!

Martin0:



Hahahah biacan biacan na wa oo
Hahahahah kikikikik so u nor believe say men like this dey abi!

Chai nigeria women who do una diz tin eh?

Oya answer the "but" complet am!

biacan:
Martin e get p*** wey go nack you and you go faint

biacan:
The shape of your .....


but how do you handle this issue of a girl in your house and she start making advances towards you...... you go tell me say u never do am before cause some girls are like that if they visit you and you didn't sex them they will never come back again

biacan:
Nothing dem do us nah the reality be that Nigerian guys kongi dey flow like wheel

biacan:
Nothing dem do us nah the reality be that Nigerian guys kongi dey flow like wheel

boiz2men:


This last statement is a big issue.

If you don't sex her. She won't come again. If we try to and she refuses and we didn't pester, she would not come again. If we pester,she will get angry immediately and say I'm leaving.. And she won't come again..




Why are you people like this na

Martin0:



Yeah! I may agree coz my friends who are priest got lost and dem con allow those kin pussy faint dem into having girlfriends while still a priest!

See all these pussy,Nyansh,breast,it doesn't freak me thoug I nor dey like make girl dey use their yeye spoilt/corrupt eye dey look me!

biacan:
How you want make them look you when almost all of una nah the same...... 90% of Nigerian men are sex freak that's why take advantage of them.....

biacan:
Real guys nor how to put ladies on their mood even if they don't want to......

a wise man will nor a lady he can throw advance to immediate she steps her foot in his house.....but for some ladies through their body language you can tell that you she don't want to get intimate

Martin0:


Hmmm where did u get that statistics from I have heard more ladies say this than men,and I have heard more men disagree to it including me!

biacan:
Nigerian statis......

boiz2men:



Na lie.. Some of you don't have mood.. Some are like stones....

Yes for others... They seem to give this funny look....


But why would you as a lady go to see a guy when you know he lives alone. What are you expecting, you guys would conduct praise and worship.?


I think a lady who goesto see a guy is already free with the guy...

Some would not throw any advances but expects you to miraculously know that they want you