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A Wife Material Must Posses At Least 20 Of These Qualities - JOROOLUMOFIN by davidovic: 9:06am On Jan 23, 2018
Self-acclaimed 'Celebrity' and controversial relationship counsellor, Joroolumofin has compiled a list of qualities a wife material must possess. This list has sparked an outrage amongst his females fans; even his male fans find it quite absurd.

Here it is below:

1. She attends church every Sunday & also mid week service

2. Offers to pay the bills on a date, pays her own transport fare

3. Being a virgin doesn’t matter but at least 5 Body Count.

4. She should be able to pray for at least 45 minutes straight and fasts at least 3 times a month

5. Any lady who doesn't care if you live on the mainland or island ( she loves you in Egbeda, Mowe,Ori le )

6. She is not suffering from Aso Ebi syndrome I.e ( she can do without buying Aso Ebi for 5 months )

7. Social media followership / Validation means nothing to her

8. She spends 65% of her time indoors (Not every Friday / Saturday / : Quilox, Sip)

9. She doesn't demand a table when she goes to club ( she is willing to stand by the bar with her man and drink "red bull"wink

10. She doesn't mind if your car has AC or not

11. She is willing to fly economy class

12. Family means a lot to her

13. She doesn't abuse alcohol and or any other substances & she doesn't have more than 1 tattoo

14. She doesn't have more than 2 phones

15. She doesn't care about the color of your passport

16. She is not tribalistic ( Love is love to her )

17. She must know how to make at least 10 of these Nigerian dishes ( Ofe nsala, gbegiri, efo riro, edikaikong,banga & starch)

18. She has not been involved in any social media drama

19. She should never expose nudes or send nudes on social media , twerking, sex tape)

20. She should not have more than 10,000 followers if she's not a celebrity or stylist, makeup artist.

21. She should have an Hnd, Bsc or a vocational skill ( makeup, cooking ) *NO LIABILITY*

22. She won't have sex on the first date

23. She should Call her boyfriends mom at least twice a week.

24. She must have "daughter / father" relationship with her dad if her father is still in the picture

25. She should not have professional makeup done at every outing ( cinema : professional makeup)



Do you Agree ?

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Re: A Wife Material Must Posses At Least 20 Of These Qualities - JOROOLUMOFIN by Litblogger: 9:07am On Jan 23, 2018

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Re: A Wife Material Must Posses At Least 20 Of These Qualities - JOROOLUMOFIN by NotBeenPaid: 9:09am On Jan 23, 2018
davidovic:
Controversial self-acclaimed 'Celebrity' and relationship counsellor, Joroolumofin has compiled a list of qualities a wife material must possess. This list has sparked an outrage amongst his females fans; even his male fans find it quite absurd.

Here it is below:

1. She attends church every Sunday & also mid week service

2. Offers to pay the bills on a date, pays her own transport fare

3. Being a virgin doesn’t matter but at least 5 Body Count.

4. She should be able to pray for at least 45 minutes straight and fasts at least 3 times a month

5. Any lady who doesn't care if you live on the mainland or island ( she loves you in Egbeda, Mowe,Ori le )

6. She is not suffering from Aso Ebi syndrome I.e ( she can do without buying Aso Ebi for 5 months )

7. Social media followership / Validation means nothing to her

8. She spends 65% of her time indoors (Not every Friday / Saturday / : Quilox, Sip)

9. She doesn't demand a table when she goes to club ( she is willing to stand by the bar with her man and drink "red bull"wink

10. She doesn't mind if your car has AC or not

11. She is willing to fly economy class

12. Family means a lot to her

13. She doesn't abuse alcohol and or any other substances & she doesn't have more than 1 tattoo

14. She doesn't have more than 2 phones

15. She doesn't care about the color of your passport

16. She is not tribalistic ( Love is love to her )

17. She must know how to make at least 10 of these Nigerian dishes ( Ofe nsala, gbegiri, efo riro, edikaikong,banga & starch)

18. She has not been involved in any social media drama

19. She should never expose nudes or send nudes on social media , twerking, sex tape)

20. She should not have more than 10,000 followers if she's not a celebrity or stylist, makeup artist.

21. She should have an Hnd, Bsc or a vocational skill ( makeup, cooking ) *NO LIABILITY*

22. She won't have sex on the first date

23. She should Call her boyfriends mom at least twice a week.

24. She must have "daughter / father" relationship with her dad if her father is still in the picture

25. She should not have professional makeup done at every outing ( cinema : professional makeup)



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I doubt if even sex dolls can possess all these qualities because even sex doll can bleep my friend without permission while I'm away undecided
Re: A Wife Material Must Posses At Least 20 Of These Qualities - JOROOLUMOFIN by Nobody: 9:13am On Jan 23, 2018
see my answers below


davidovic:
Controversial self-acclaimed 'Celebrity' and relationship counsellor, Joroolumofin has compiled a list of qualities a wife material must possess. This list has sparked an outrage amongst his females fans; even his male fans find it quite absurd.

Here it is below:

1. She attends church every Sunday & also mid week service - wrong

2. Offers to pay the bills on a date, pays her own transport fare

3. Being a virgin doesn’t matter but at least 5 Body Count.

4. She should be able to pray for at least 45 minutes straight and fasts at least 3 times a month - wrong

5. Any lady who doesn't care if you live on the mainland or island ( she loves you in Egbeda, Mowe,Ori le )

6. She is not suffering from Aso Ebi syndrome I.e ( she can do without buying Aso Ebi for 5 months )

7. Social media followership / Validation means nothing to her

8. She spends 65% of her time indoors (Not every Friday / Saturday / : Quilox, Sip)

9. She doesn't demand a table when she goes to club ( she is willing to stand by the bar with her man and drink "red bull"wink

10. She doesn't mind if your car has AC or not

11. She is willing to fly economy class

12. Family means a lot to her

13. She doesn't abuse alcohol and or any other substances & she doesn't have more than 1 tattoo

14. She doesn't have more than 2 phones

15. She doesn't care about the color of your passport

16. She is not tribalistic ( Love is love to her )

17. She must know how to make at least 10 of these Nigerian dishes ( Ofe nsala, gbegiri, efo riro, edikaikong,banga & starch)

18. She has not been involved in any social media drama

19. She should never expose nudes or send nudes on social media , twerking, sex tape)

20. She should not have more than 10,000 followers if she's not a celebrity or stylist, makeup artist.

21. She should have an Hnd, Bsc or a vocational skill ( makeup, cooking ) *NO LIABILITY*

22. She won't have sex on the first date - wrong

23. She should Call her boyfriends mom at least twice a week.

24. She must have "daughter / father" relationship with her dad if her father is still in the picture

25. She should not have professional makeup done at every outing ( cinema : professional makeup)



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Re: A Wife Material Must Posses At Least 20 Of These Qualities - JOROOLUMOFIN by xedyl(m): 9:13am On Jan 23, 2018
it's like the Op studied Womanology grin

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Re: A Wife Material Must Posses At Least 20 Of These Qualities - JOROOLUMOFIN by Patented: 9:29am On Jan 23, 2018
Bull.........................!! some people like Ankara, some like Lace, others like Adire, atiku.......some dont even like native
Re: A Wife Material Must Posses At Least 20 Of These Qualities - JOROOLUMOFIN by Nobody: 9:39am On Jan 23, 2018
grin
Re: A Wife Material Must Posses At Least 20 Of These Qualities - JOROOLUMOFIN by IdeyFindWife: 9:40am On Jan 23, 2018
Eat your list, Joro, and have a glad of lemonade while you're at it!

My #FrenzyDuchess is all the Woman I'll ever need, all the elegance i could ever handle!

Am smitten with her all the more for her super self!

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Re: A Wife Material Must Posses At Least 20 Of These Qualities - JOROOLUMOFIN by LillyAnn(f): 9:41am On Jan 23, 2018
I have a problem with 1,4 & 23.
Wife material ko... Crazy people everywhere.
Re: A Wife Material Must Posses At Least 20 Of These Qualities - JOROOLUMOFIN by opomulero101(m): 9:55am On Jan 23, 2018
Haba,why are ladies trolling dis topic's well i guess truth is BITTER.
Re: A Wife Material Must Posses At Least 20 Of These Qualities - JOROOLUMOFIN by Nobody: 10:25am On Jan 23, 2018
angry


∆ God will banish poverty for us ∆
Re: A Wife Material Must Posses At Least 20 Of These Qualities - JOROOLUMOFIN by davidovic: 1:55pm On Jan 23, 2018
opomulero101:
Haba,why are ladies trolling dis topic's well i guess truth is BITTER.

So you agree then?
Re: A Wife Material Must Posses At Least 20 Of These Qualities - JOROOLUMOFIN by Thatnawtichick(f): 2:40pm On Jan 23, 2018
Well.....some but not all
Re: A Wife Material Must Posses At Least 20 Of These Qualities - JOROOLUMOFIN by Nobody: 3:45pm On Jan 23, 2018
IdeyFindWife:
Eat your list, Joro, and have a glad of lemonade while you're at it!

My #FrenzyDuchess is all the Woman I'll ever need, all the elegance i could ever handle!

Am smitten with her all the more for her super self!
thanks sweetie wink

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Re: A Wife Material Must Posses At Least 20 Of These Qualities - JOROOLUMOFIN by Ladyhippolyta88(f): 4:09pm On Jan 23, 2018
I posses none of these.
Re: A Wife Material Must Posses At Least 20 Of These Qualities - JOROOLUMOFIN by Litblogger: 7:34pm On Jan 23, 2018
LillyAnn:
I have a problem with 1,4 & 23.
Wife material ko... Crazy people everywhere.

Very crazy list sha

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Re: A Wife Material Must Posses At Least 20 Of These Qualities - JOROOLUMOFIN by davidovic: 7:40am On Jan 24, 2018
Farano , Rocktation , Lalasticlala
Re: A Wife Material Must Posses At Least 20 Of These Qualities - JOROOLUMOFIN by HRHQueenPhil(f): 3:45pm On Jan 24, 2018
love Joro'"s list. must learn those 10 soups before the end of this first quarter. at least i possess 20. am so happy
Re: A Wife Material Must Posses At Least 20 Of These Qualities - JOROOLUMOFIN by Bigseven(m): 9:20pm On Jan 24, 2018
HRHQueenPhil:
love Joro'"s list. must learn those 10 soups before the end of this first quarter. at least i possess 20. am so happy
nice One..
Am HRHKingPhil. was perplexed when I sight your name similar to my H5/telegram/whatsapp username.
Re: A Wife Material Must Posses At Least 20 Of These Qualities - JOROOLUMOFIN by HRHQueenPhil(f): 9:26am On Jan 25, 2018
why were u perplexed sa?>.lol
Bigseven:
nice One..
Am HRHKingPhil. was perplexed when I sight your name similar to my H5/telegram/whatsapp username.
Re: A Wife Material Must Posses At Least 20 Of These Qualities - JOROOLUMOFIN by Bigseven(m): 2:17pm On Jan 25, 2018
HRHQueenPhil:
why were u perplexed sa?>.lol
cos is an uncommon coincidence of user name.
HRHkingPhil, HRHqweenPhil. check out now..
though my name is phidel.. anyways.. nice seeing my similar name.. cheers.
Re: A Wife Material Must Posses At Least 20 Of These Qualities - JOROOLUMOFIN by HRHQueenPhil(f): 3:49pm On Jan 25, 2018
mine is ekaette philomena. cheers

Bigseven:
cos is an uncommon coincidence of user name.
HRHkingPhil, HRHqweenPhil. check out now..
though my name is phidel.. anyways.. nice seeing my similar name.. cheers.

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