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Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by EfemenaXY: 9:27pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
yes, but the object in question of this rhetoric question is a mama / mother on the subject of generalization, why not change the object from mama to papa and see if it's funny?? |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by blacksta(m): 9:37pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
ok my next jokes will be Yo papa - henceforth |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by Nobody: 10:52pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
Your papa is so old, he was the referee for the fight between David and Golayath. Your papa is so poor even the beggar at the temple gave him alms your papa is so old he was Metusellar's history teacher Your papa is so thin he managed to enter noah's ark through the wood joining |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by EfemenaXY: 10:58pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
talknafree: Not funny Your papa is so poor even the beggar at the temple gave him alms So not funny! your papa is so old he was Metusellar's history teacher Okay - a bit better Your papa is so thin he managed to enter noah's ark through the wood joining Yay!! now your're talking - really funny!! |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by osasp(m): 11:06pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
Efemena_xy:looks lyk u got a good eye for decent jokes lets hear urs |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by EfemenaXY: 11:12pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
^^ Check out my threads on pages 1, 2 and 3 take ur pick. . . |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by Nobody: 12:25am On Aug 05, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: Chineke!!! na my post you dey rate? At least i have been doing nothing less than 4 jokes at a go. Creative, new and pretty cool. You sure can't expect all my jokes to be crazinly funny except though if i am cracking 'em to your papa. He laughs even when he is being called. Well back to business. Your papa is so short he got drowned in his cup of tea Your papa is so dumb, he goes to the airport to buy the BRT ticket |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by EfemenaXY: 12:40am On Aug 05, 2010 |
**Slight modification to your post!!* talknafree: |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by Nobody: 9:03am On Aug 05, 2010 |
You are actually confirming it yourself. Children of nowadays no just get sense. Your papa is so dumb even after he worked as a labourer to build wall of china he is still wandering in there "cus he can't just find his way out. |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by EfemenaXY: 1:25pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
^^Bland joke next one pls! |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by nellaluv(f): 8:23pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
talknafree:hilarious give it to her, hehehe!!! @topic yo papa is so short yo can see his feet on his driving license |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by EfemenaXY: 10:43pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
nellaluv: hmm nella - wetin Efe do you na? |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by nellaluv(f): 11:02pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Efemena_xy:No be joke section we dey again, abeg take a chill pill jare |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by EfemenaXY: 11:04pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
I have no sense of humour tonight! |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by Nobody: 11:07pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Yo mamma is so dumb that after I told her to send me a text message, she went looking for stamps Yo mamma is so dumb that when she received a call that her mother was dying, she asked what color |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by nellaluv(f): 11:14pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: yeah yeah relax |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by EfemenaXY: 11:17pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
My dear - I will do |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by meplus: 12:19am On Aug 06, 2010 |
Yo momma's father is so ugly they had to put his face next to the word ugly in the dictionary |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by Nobody: 12:21am On Aug 06, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: You asked for it and surely you will get it. Your papa is so DUMB he needed a memory card to memorize 1-10 The ONLY thing your papa could come out with after he succeded in breaking into a bank was a dozen rubber band[s/b] and some [b]staple pins |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by Nobody: 12:47am On Aug 06, 2010 |
Your papa is so poor your tv has only two channels - on and off Your papa can't afford a gsm handset 'cus he is yet to sell his Nitel box. Your papa exchanged his right arm for a "strand" of cooked noodles |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by EfemenaXY: 12:52am On Aug 06, 2010 |
why, oh why am I not laughing??!! |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by Nobody: 1:10am On Aug 06, 2010 |
How can you laugh on an empty stomach abeg no just try to laugh make them no rush you go emergency unit for hospital. Your papa so poor he can't even afford to go to a FREE hospital |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by EfemenaXY: 1:57am On Aug 06, 2010 |
boring. *exits this thread* |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by meplus: 11:50am On Aug 06, 2010 |
This guy is really boring, |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by blacksta(m): 12:11pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
meplus:meplus see how this people ruin our going well thread. |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by adetoru(f): 3:26pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
Hey,hey,what's happening,where are the jokes?no yabbing or toasting Yo mamma's so bald that she took a shower and got brainwashed. |
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by meplus: 10:26pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
@Blackstar: these guys mothers are all on their periods dats why they type boring jokes. I don move joh! |
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