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Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by EfemenaXY: 9:27pm On Aug 04, 2010
yes, but the object in question of this rhetoric question is a mama / mother

on the subject of generalization, why not change the object from mama to papa and see if it's funny??

angry angry angry angry
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by blacksta(m): 9:37pm On Aug 04, 2010
ok my next jokes will be

Yo papa - henceforth
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by Nobody: 10:52pm On Aug 04, 2010
Your papa is so old, he was the referee for the fight between David and Golayath.

Your papa is so poor even the beggar at the temple gave him alms

your papa is so old he was Metusellar's history teacher

Your papa is so thin he managed to enter noah's ark through the wood joining
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by EfemenaXY: 10:58pm On Aug 04, 2010
talknafree:

Your papa is so old, he was the referee for the fight between David and Golayath.

Not funny

Your papa is so poor even the beggar at the temple gave him alms

So not funny! angry

your papa is so old he was Metusellar's history teacher

Okay - a bit better smiley

Your papa is so thin he managed to enter noah's ark through the wood joining

Yay!! now your're talking - really funny!! grin grin grin
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by osasp(m): 11:06pm On Aug 04, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Not funny

So not funny! angry

Okay - a bit better smiley

Yay!! now your're talking - really funny!! grin grin grin
looks lyk u got a good eye for decent jokes
lets hear urs
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by EfemenaXY: 11:12pm On Aug 04, 2010
^^ Check out my threads on pages 1, 2 and 3

take ur pick. . . smiley smiley
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by Nobody: 12:25am On Aug 05, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Not funny

So not funny! angry

Okay - a bit better smiley

Yay!! now your're talking - really funny!! grin grin grin

Chineke!!! na my post you dey rate?

At least i have been doing nothing less than 4 jokes at a go. Creative, new and pretty cool. You sure can't expect all my jokes to be crazinly funny except though if i am cracking 'em to your papa. He laughs even when he is being called.

Well back to business.

Your papa is so short he got drowned in his cup of tea

Your papa is so dumb, he goes to the airport to buy the BRT ticket
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by EfemenaXY: 12:40am On Aug 05, 2010
**Slight modification to your post!!*

talknafree:

Chineke!!! na my post you dey rate?

At least i have been doing nothing less than 4 jokes at a go. Creative, new and pretty cool. You sure can't expect all my jokes to be crazinly funny except though if i am cracking 'em to my papa. He laughs even when he is being called.

Well back to business.

Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by Nobody: 9:03am On Aug 05, 2010
You are actually confirming it yourself. Children of nowadays no just get sense.

Your papa is so dumb even after he worked as a labourer to build wall of china he is still wandering in there "cus he can't just find his way out.
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by EfemenaXY: 1:25pm On Aug 05, 2010
^^Bland joke

next one pls! tongue
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by nellaluv(f): 8:23pm On Aug 05, 2010
talknafree:

You are actually confirming it yourself. Children of nowadays no just get sense.

Your papa is so dumb even after he worked as a labourer to build wall of china he is still wandering in there "cus he can't just find his way out.
hilarious grin grin grin
give it to her, hehehe!!!

@topic
yo papa is so short yo can see his feet on his driving license
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by EfemenaXY: 10:43pm On Aug 05, 2010
nellaluv:

hilarious grin grin grin
give it to her, hehehe!!!


hmm lipsrsealed

nella - wetin Efe do you na? undecided
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by nellaluv(f): 11:02pm On Aug 05, 2010
Efemena_xy:

hmm lipsrsealed

nella - wetin Efe do you na? undecided
No be joke section we dey again, abeg take a chill pill jare grin
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by EfemenaXY: 11:04pm On Aug 05, 2010
I have no sense of humour tonight!
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by Nobody: 11:07pm On Aug 05, 2010
Yo mamma is so dumb that after I told her to send me a text message, she went looking for stamps  undecided

Yo mamma is so dumb that when she received a call that her mother was dying, she asked what color

undecided
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by nellaluv(f): 11:14pm On Aug 05, 2010
Efemena_xy:

I have no sense of humour tonight!

yeah yeah relax smiley
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by EfemenaXY: 11:17pm On Aug 05, 2010
My dear - I will do cheesy
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by meplus: 12:19am On Aug 06, 2010
Yo momma's father is so ugly they had to put his face next to the word ugly in the dictionary
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by Nobody: 12:21am On Aug 06, 2010
Efemena_xy:

^^Bland joke

next one pls! tongue

You asked for it and surely you will get it.

Your papa is so DUMB he needed a memory card to memorize 1-10

The ONLY thing your papa could come out with after he succeded in breaking into a bank was a dozen rubber band[s/b] and some [b]staple pins
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by Nobody: 12:47am On Aug 06, 2010
Your papa is so poor your tv has only two channels - on and off

Your papa can't afford a gsm handset 'cus he is yet to sell his Nitel box.

Your papa exchanged his right arm for a "strand" of cooked noodles
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by EfemenaXY: 12:52am On Aug 06, 2010
why, oh why am I not laughing??!!
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by Nobody: 1:10am On Aug 06, 2010
How can you laugh on an empty stomach abeg no just try to laugh make them no rush you go emergency unit for hospital.

Your papa so poor he can't even afford to go to a FREE hospital
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by EfemenaXY: 1:57am On Aug 06, 2010
boring.

*exits this thread*
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by meplus: 11:50am On Aug 06, 2010
This guy is really boring,
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by blacksta(m): 12:11pm On Aug 06, 2010
meplus:

This guy is really boring,
meplus see how this people ruin our going well thread.
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by adetoru(f): 3:26pm On Aug 06, 2010
Hey,hey,what's happening,where are the jokes?no yabbing or toasting
Yo mamma's so bald that she took a shower and got brainwashed.
Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by meplus: 10:26pm On Aug 06, 2010
@Blackstar:
these guys mothers are all on their periods dats why they type boring jokes. I don move joh!

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