Yo momma'so skinny she looks through a key hole with both eyes.

Your mama so fat she took up all the seats on Jumbo 747 Jet.

Yo momma'so skinny and her room so small that'll open her door and break the back window.

Yo momma suck so much dick dat her lips went plantinum

yo momma so fat her belt size is equator

Yo momma so teeth so yellow, when she close her mouth, her head light up!

yo mama so fat the only thing that kept her from weight watchers was the door.

Ur momma so skinny dat she peeps thru a KEYHOLE with both eyes.

Ur momma's glasses so thick dat wen she looks at the map of the world on paper, she cud see people waving.

Yo momma so dumb that she gat stabbed in an iraq shootout

Yo momma so ugly she couldnt wake ur dad from bed. (She be like sacrifice)

Yo momma'so dumb, she had u during her period (mestration)

Yo mamma so fat that one half of world cant get sunlight.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her

You dan runout of jokes.u dey repeat some

show me where i repeated

yo momma is so disgusting that even the flies are running from her

Your momma is so dumb she thinks Microsoft windows is fire escape exit.

Yo momma so dumb she gave birth to u twice. And u werent even twins

Yo momma so poor thieves broke in and left a gift

Just because ur momma suck's d-ck in a phone boot, dnt make her a callgirl modaf-ker!

meplus:

Just because your momma suck's d-ck in a phone boot, dnt make her a callgirl modaf-ker!

WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Yo mamma ass are so wrinkled that her pants sagged.

Your momma is so dumb that she needs a map to find her way around your one room apartment.

Your momma is so short that she needs to use your poppa's belt to cross over the gutter.

Your momma is so dirty that even the neigbourhood "he goats" assist in doing her laundry

Your momma is so poor that the "panhandlers" (beggars) had to setup a charity group for her.

Your momma is so skinny that the call centers use her as antenna for better network coverage.

Your momma is so old that she is still trying to find her way out of "noah's ark".

Yo momma'so ugly she steps in a phootboot and they told her talknafree.

Your mamma is so fat that when she drops a fart an earthquake erupts within a radius of 10,000 miles and aftershocks are felt rest of the world.

yo mamma is is dumb that even the slowpoke kids call her stupid

your mamma is so fat that it actually took the whole chemical tank of pfizer, emzor and smithkline to help cure her migrane and yet she didn't feel any better

Yo mamma is so old that the map to find the garden of eden is on her fore head,

Not funny using mamma to do dirty jokes. Mamma is gold

Your Momma so Old she assisted Adam an Eve move out of Eden
Your Momma so Dumb she's got a Hole(kitten) on her leg so she could make some extra cash on d side
Your Momma so fat she was banned from using the pedestrian Bridges.
Your Momma so short she was excluded from the Census count
Your Momma so Ugly she was over-qualified for worlds most Ugly women.
Your Momma so poor she's never seen paper money b4.
Your Momma so thin her clothe size have negative values

Yo momma is so fat that when she walks she leaves a pot hole on the pavement

Your mamma is so dumb they had to describe her in the dictionary with her first name (moroon)

your mamma is so fat the 'vulcanizer" helps to pump food to her mouth

your mamma is so silly  she chatered a cab to cross over a gutter

I don notice say na only guys dey insult dem mama 4 dis thread

but then again, no be their fault

seeing as they were never br.ea.s.t fed as babies!!

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Efemena_xy:

I don notice say na only guys dey insult dem mama 4 dis thread

but then again, no be their fault

seeing as they were never br.ea.s.t fed as babies!!

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Please understand - We r not insulting our mommas - it is only try to generalise or a rhetoric question not really aimed at one