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9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 5:32pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
This is a response to the thread on 9 types of boyfriends. oh hell yeaaaaaaaaa! It is Ms. Nice Guy - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh, darling, you shouldn't have!" Also known as: Whattagal, Precious, one of the boys, My Main Squeeze, Doormat Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly Disadvantages: May wise up someday Old Yeller - "You spineless good-for-nothing drag-arse no-talent son of a naughty woman! Can't you see you're making me miserable??" Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell Advantages: Pays attention to you Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans Sickly - "Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite." Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, Grumpy Advantages: Predictable Disadvantages: Contagious The Bosser - "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look." Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, Yes Mom Advantages: Often right Disadvantages: Often right, but so what? Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied - "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?" Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw C'mon Honey Advantages: Easily soothed Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed Wild Woman out of Control - "I've got an idea. Lez get drunk an' make love onna front lawn. I done it before. S'fun." Also known as: Fast Girl, Freewheeler, Goodtime Charleena, Passed Out hell yeahhh Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs Huffy - "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at." my worst nitemare Also known as: No Fun, Humorless Prig, Cold fish, Chilly Proposition, Iceberg, Snarly Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you Disadvantages: You will have no friends Woman from Mars - "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship." Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud Ms. Dreamgirl - "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now!" Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous Advantages: Funny, intelligent, uninhibited Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you. Brrrrrrrrh |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by platinumnk(f): 5:37pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
lol |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 5:47pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
^sup shawty what type are u |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by platinumnk(f): 6:03pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
^^ A Mixed Combination of ALL of them except: Old Yeller- I dont yell, though I can get pissed, but I usually walk off. And Im quick to dump! Sickly- I get sick like once a year. Even if that And I dont like to show that Im weak. Huffy- Im very goofy, I laugh at anything. |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by richard69(m): 6:20pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
Lol @platinumnk, so you make love on the lawn? Interesting! |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by patwhizkid(f): 6:27pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
lmao |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by 190: 6:30pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
platinumnk: SO says platimunk!! |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by platinumnk(f): 6:51pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
richard69:never done it before, but im open to try it 190: |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 7:44pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
platinumnk:talk true |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by blackmann(m): 8:20pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
na wah oh!!! so B@TCH is now naughty woman? what of if i'm talking of the female dog? |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Daisytex: 8:44pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
By which research, [color=#550000][/color] |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by madlady(f): 10:11pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
luizworld: |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Sauron1: 10:19pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
luizworld: This!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Pweety4me(f): 10:23pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
Maybe later. . . |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by madlady(f): 10:25pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
^^^Hello sis darling, long time, which one are you? |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Pweety4me(f): 10:31pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
madlady:Ahahaa question tyme. . . i haven't read can't really do dat now dat's y i said "maybe later" i dey o been seeing ya around. . . how r u? |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 10:35pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
hello love |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Pweety4me(f): 11:30pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
luizworld:[i]*Looks around*[/i]where did u see that?"love"? |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 11:31pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
Pweety4me:somewhere u've been scarce , wats up |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by bluespice(f): 12:42am On Apr 20, 2010 |
lord! this is just not fair |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by topup: 12:50am On Apr 20, 2010 |
Hillarious!! But unfortunately I have never been one of them, I love the nicknames and phrases though Woman from Mars - "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship." Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied - "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?"!! Ms. Herself - "You can do whatever you want . . . , but I'm not waiting for you. I might be here when you sort yourself out, but then again, I might not." Also known as: No game, Oblivious, Easy-going Advantages: Ambitious, Humerous, Takes things lightly Disadvantages: Takes things lightly includes your 'fraud' of a relationship, which she can easily walk away from if it crumbles. I think I'm this LOL!! |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by mamagee3(f): 1:06am On Apr 20, 2010 |
Funny and amusing topic. |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by bluespice(f): 1:15am On Apr 20, 2010 |
topup:yay me too! and a good helping of luiz's too |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Jaideyone(m): 1:20am On Apr 20, 2010 |
interesting thread. but who said number9 wolud have nothing to do with you? i've found my own number9. i love her so much |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 1:20am On Apr 20, 2010 |
bluespice:, hehehe |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 1:00pm On Apr 20, 2010 |
platinumnk: Platinum na lie. You be only Old Yeller! |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by CuteAngel(f): 1:11pm On Apr 20, 2010 |
Hmmmmn |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by romsky: 1:21pm On Apr 20, 2010 |
lol |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 2:18pm On Apr 20, 2010 |
@ poster na which one be your gal? |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 2:28pm On Apr 20, 2010 |
very creative |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by daduke2k(m): 2:39pm On Apr 20, 2010 |
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by finestboy1: 2:41pm On Apr 20, 2010 |
, |
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