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Things Any Gal That Wishes To Be My Be My Val Must Have. by Nobody: 6:21pm On Feb 11, 2018 |
With the rate girls are looking for boos every Valentine periods I decided to make this list for any prospective bae who wishes to have me as her date this period. 1: First and foremost, you must be dark skinned or at least a little bit dark Reasons: All the girls I have ever dated are dark skinned and 2: my Momsi don't like blink blink girls 2: You must have charming eyes with a bad girl stare Reasons: This is very important especially during those cuzzy moments when touches are happening 3: No matter the type of high heel you wear on the D.day you must never be taller than me Reasons: I don't like standing near girls that seem taller than me; it makes me look like their kid brother since I like my facial beardless face, 2: can't imagine kissing a girl that is taller than you ( Not in the mood to remember a fight I had with a very tall gal back in high school didn't end well) 4:And lastly we are must split the bills or only you can pay it Reasons: Am a rare guy that believe in gender equality and what other better way to prove that if not by letting a girl feel in charge of expenses. DM me on Twitter at 9jarus for official meeting |
Re: Things Any Gal That Wishes To Be My Be My Val Must Have. by Nobody: 6:34pm On Feb 11, 2018 |
Correct guy. I also believe in empowering women. And ofcourse equality. So everything in half, or she can pay. |
Re: Things Any Gal That Wishes To Be My Be My Val Must Have. by juwonloo(m): 6:46pm On Feb 11, 2018 |
Re: Things Any Gal That Wishes To Be My Be My Val Must Have. by sirusX(m): 7:16pm On Feb 11, 2018 |
You don’t mean it |
Re: Things Any Gal That Wishes To Be My Be My Val Must Have. by AntiNormal(m): 1:15am On Feb 12, 2018 |
What if no one wants to be your val?
O.o |
Re: Things Any Gal That Wishes To Be My Be My Val Must Have. by Nobody: 4:51pm On Feb 12, 2018 |
AntiNormal:2 billion girls in the world 10 million or more lives in Nigeria Met like 5000 girls Talked to 50 of them Dated like 4 of them had a spark with like 20 of them love 4 of them blindly ( Mother and 3 sisters) 1 of them( Neighbour) is getting cozzy towards me So I have HoPe |
Re: Things Any Gal That Wishes To Be My Be My Val Must Have. by Nobody: 4:53pm On Feb 12, 2018 |
sirusX:My Guy I mean every word even planning to add more |
Re: Things Any Gal That Wishes To Be My Be My Val Must Have. by Nobody: 5:07pm On Feb 12, 2018 |
Before I forget If we are to go to an expensive Restaurant You must be the one to pay and if we are to go to a French restaurant we can split the bills Reasons: The money am saving is for me and my future wife alone and if you want me to pay we have go aunt Resi buka PERIoD.......... |
Re: Things Any Gal That Wishes To Be My Be My Val Must Have. by AntiNormal(m): 10:58pm On Feb 17, 2018 |
Osujiempire: So... Who was your Val? Did you even have one? Wow... You're a real cheapskate... |
Re: Things Any Gal That Wishes To Be My Be My Val Must Have. by Nobody: 11:03pm On Feb 17, 2018 |
AntiNormal:third day since February 14 pikin has been keeping tab.. Dude get a life..........My stingy is what made me survive this recession |
Re: Things Any Gal That Wishes To Be My Be My Val Must Have. by AntiNormal(m): 11:11pm On Feb 17, 2018 |
Osujiempire: Get a life? This coming from the guy who posted Valentine requirements on NairaLand? |
Re: Things Any Gal That Wishes To Be My Be My Val Must Have. by Nobody: 11:19pm On Feb 17, 2018 |
AntiNormal:I posted that cause I feel like doing so But wait what prestigious reason is a guy with an amazing life doing in romance section. If you don't like what I post just simply ignore it (hater) |
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