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Typical 1970s, 80s And 90s Love Letter by Emmahunk(m): 8:00pm On Feb 24, 2018 |
HOW SCHOOL BOYS USED TO WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THE 70s, 80s and 90s ESSO P.O. BOX 26TH JUN. 1997 Dear Sweet Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here. Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity. Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning. Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness. Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify. By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium. Empirically speaking, I love u chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that u are leased and caveated. I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me. Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them. Goodbye for now. Your slave in love, your pillow, your cushion, Natty Dread (Prof Zum.. 2 Likes |
Re: Typical 1970s, 80s And 90s Love Letter by XhosaNostra(f): 8:02pm On Feb 24, 2018 |
Gosh, I'd tear it up. TF is this?
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Re: Typical 1970s, 80s And 90s Love Letter by delugajackson: 8:06pm On Feb 24, 2018 |
Back when love really had meaning. Girls of nowadays won't fall for this long epistle. You don't need to waste your energy on all these cats on snapchat with a dozen men. |
Re: Typical 1970s, 80s And 90s Love Letter by Olawale118(m): 8:07pm On Feb 24, 2018 |
chai... gonna d days |
Re: Typical 1970s, 80s And 90s Love Letter by Splinz(m): 8:16pm On Feb 24, 2018 |
What a fantabulous and chemicalized love letter! Gratias... gratias... gratias.. |
Re: Typical 1970s, 80s And 90s Love Letter by MetroBaba1(m): 8:21pm On Feb 24, 2018 |
XhosaNostra: Sense Missing. This Should Be In The 1970-1980's
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Re: Typical 1970s, 80s And 90s Love Letter by XhosaNostra(f): 8:26pm On Feb 24, 2018 |
MetroBaba1: Or never. Benedicted? WTF? It doesn't sound sincere. It's like someone trying to impress a girl with the number of bombastic words he knows. Sometimes simplicity is the only way. I'd honestly laugh at this. |
Re: Typical 1970s, 80s And 90s Love Letter by roarik(f): 8:42pm On Feb 24, 2018 |
this Cracks me up...with all dis grammar,lol |
Re: Typical 1970s, 80s And 90s Love Letter by Opentokwowledge: 10:40pm On Feb 24, 2018 |
The guy is so cantankerously aggressive in this unassuming goonery 1 Like |
Re: Typical 1970s, 80s And 90s Love Letter by Akinbahm(m): 11:08pm On Feb 24, 2018 |
I guess the girl he sent this to won't use panadol extra after reading this circumlocution love letter? |
Re: Typical 1970s, 80s And 90s Love Letter by Sikemi123: 11:13pm On Feb 24, 2018 |
This doesn't look like 1970 - 1980's love letter. It looks like someone showing off his English Language skills |
Re: Typical 1970s, 80s And 90s Love Letter by kenir(m): 11:13pm On Feb 24, 2018 |
back when u needed a dictionary to impress a lady |
Re: Typical 1970s, 80s And 90s Love Letter by Nobody: 11:52pm On Feb 24, 2018 |
Lol! Then the girl will be grinning ear to ear, feeling fly because she's got the attention of a grammarian. She will treat it as a precious gift These days ehn, believe me your letter will end up in the bin. With serious mockery! Wash! Trash! Crap! Blather! |
Re: Typical 1970s, 80s And 90s Love Letter by Emmahunk(m): 7:11am On Feb 25, 2018 |
RuthDaniels: The good old days when potentials matter unlike now that life is all about money and 'Copy & Paste |
Re: Typical 1970s, 80s And 90s Love Letter by Nobody: 7:43am On Feb 25, 2018 |
Thank goodness I wasn't there to indulge in this kinda nonsense.
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