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Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by strongthin(m): 2:10pm On Mar 08, 2006
hmmm, it's now obvious why there are so many unfulfilled women out there. Good luck in your search for the perfect male(Sniggers t o himself)
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by curiousNja(f): 4:58am On Mar 14, 2006
;d
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by dappy777(m): 4:40pm On Mar 15, 2006
A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN FIND IDEAL MEN!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . , you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4, 363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit
the building, and have a nice day!
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by beyunce(f): 9:50am On May 03, 2006
So everyone in this site are all talking abt Italian Guys.
So wat abt french Guys.
Anyways i diffinately dont want to marry a Handsome man.
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by babymine(f): 12:53pm On May 03, 2006
Godfearing.
Loving and caring.
Matured and understanding.
Reliable & dependable.
True and honest.
Must have a good heart.
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by Jachoz(m): 1:01pm On Jun 22, 2006
Most importantly, he must have very strong and
powerful erection as at and when necessary cheesy

Try me and be convinced grin
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by Damsal(f): 1:30pm On Jun 22, 2006
I have met lots of guys and realised that searching for the perfect man is just wishful thinking, also noting the fact that i can't fit all the categories a guy wants in an ideal woman.
I guess all i want in a man is someone who can make me happy, someone who can enlighten me and fuel my conscience not someone who everytime i see i wonder what the hell was going through ma mind when i decided to date him.
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by pace(m): 4:27pm On Jul 25, 2006
looking for an ideal man is like trying to squeeze water from the rock.just pray you meet a guy who god has annointed for you.why most a man be god fearing if women think they are the weaker sex? wink
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by Jachoz(m): 1:20pm On Jul 27, 2006
pace:

,,, just pray you meet a guy who god has annointed for you. ,,,

That's the point. Seek ye the annointed and every other qualities would be yours. cheesy
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by curiousNja(f): 4:32am On Aug 03, 2006
Ideal Man for me:

Between 180-200 lbs
At least 6 feet
Great sense of humor
ambitious
Intelligent
Articulate
Great conversationalist
Kind
NOT A LIAR OR CHEAT
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by curiousNja(f): 4:33am On Aug 03, 2006
Well said, Damsal!
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by Jachoz(m): 7:27am On Aug 03, 2006
curiousNja:

Ideal Man for me:

,,, NOT A LIAR OR CHEAT

You want chop alone Just kidding grin
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by faa(f): 1:35pm On Aug 03, 2006
What are you all talking about? There's no such thing as an ideal man. All the qualities you want cannot be found in 1 guy.
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by Jachoz(m): 1:51pm On Aug 03, 2006
faa:

What are you all talking about? There's no such thing as an ideal man ,,,

U amuse me babe cheesy

Great D*ick on a high-quality manager, any other chracteristics can be overlooked in their miniature supply cheesy grin
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by faa(f): 2:13pm On Aug 03, 2006
You are funny!! You sound superficial
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by Jachoz(m): 2:16pm On Aug 03, 2006
faa:

You are funny!! You sound superficial
No, for real!!!
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by faa(f): 2:49pm On Aug 03, 2006
Money and size of the u know what are not good enough.
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by thupsie(m): 5:28pm On Aug 03, 2006
look i agree u with dappy777 he has just said it all ladies are never satified at all
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by PTBNaija(f): 8:17pm On Aug 03, 2006
My ideal man is:

Christian
Tall (at least 6')
Average/medium build
Funny
Smart
Athletic (or somewhat athletic)
Driven
Romantic
Loyal
Honest
Caring
Has a good heart
oh, and well of course he needs to be healthy (like with all body parts and stuff functioning properly lol)

That's all I can think of for now. smiley
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by Seun(m): 11:45am On Aug 04, 2006
Out of every thirty Nigerian men, I don't think you can find more than one who is at least 6 feet tall.
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by Jachoz(m): 1:56pm On Aug 04, 2006
PTBNaija:

My ideal man is:

Christian
Tall (at least 6')
Average/medium build
Funny
Smart
Athletic (or somewhat athletic)
Driven
Romantic
Loyal
Honest
Caring
Has a good heart
oh, and well of course he needs to be healthy (like with all body parts and stuff functioning properly lol)

That's all I can think of for now. smiley

  Too much of demand.
How much do you have in return please?
Like in 'August Meeting', Hope your man doesn't act same
or go borrowing to get all these  grin
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by PTBNaija(f): 6:49pm On Aug 04, 2006
Out of every thirty Nigerian men, I don't think you can find more than one who is at least 6 feet tall.

Well then I guess only 1/30 Nigerian guys would work for me then. I come from a tall family, I mean, both my dad and older brother are taller than that, and my little brother should grow to be over 6' as well, Even my cousins are tall. And I'm tall (5'9"wink so I need a guy that is decently taller than me so I can wear heels when I want and not feel bad lol wink.

And even if there is a guy that I love that doesn't have all these traits, well then if I love him enough I would be willing to overlook a couple things. smiley
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by somegirl(f): 7:56pm On Sep 16, 2006
My ideal guy would be a honest, ethical, monogam, loyal, attentive, empathic, caring, gentle, funny, talkative, generous, encouraging, intelligent, creative, ambitious, proactive, responsible, experimental, adventurous, playful, attractive, optemistic, liberal, atheistic feminist who's deeply in love with me. You see, there are a lot of things I want in a guy. One would also expect that such a person can succeed in getting a job that will feed him well but there is no need for him to be RICH! Even less important should be his colour or passport!
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by Seun(m): 8:22pm On Sep 17, 2006
So if you find a good man that fits you, you'll drop him because of height? That's too risky.
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by momoney1(m): 5:19pm On Sep 18, 2006
My ideal guy would be a honest, ethical, monogam, loyal, attentive, empathic, caring, gentle, funny, talkative, generous, encouraging, intelligent, creative, ambitious, proactive, responsible, experimental, adventurous, playful, attractive, optemistic, liberal, atheistic feminist who's deeply in love with me. You see, there are a lot of things I want in a guy. One would also expect that such a person can succeed in getting a job that will feed him well but there is no need for him to be RICH! Even less important should be his colour or passport!


almost match your description just that I'm working hard to be very rich grin
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by somegirl(f): 9:26pm On Sep 18, 2006
@Mo Money:

I hadn't yet finished anyway. My ideal guy should also be liked by my family and he should like them as well. Furthermore, he should have a nice family who is happy to see us together.

Well, anyway --- the ideal partner does not exist. There is a guy I love. But, maybe, he is still looking for his ideal girl and it seems that I don't fit the description.  cry
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by b2dl(f): 12:15am On Sep 19, 2006
i dont ask 4 much in a man.
he only has 2b:
tall
rich
funny
sexy
single
strong
good-looking
smart
romantic
charming
warm
sweet
sensitive
clever
athletic
kind
generous
punctual
sincere
and of course willing to serve me ice-cream in bed 4d rest of my life all these amongst other things.
grin grin grin grin grin grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin
j/k wink
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by iice(f): 5:02pm On Sep 19, 2006
Ideal guys dont exist but one can come a bit close. Hmmmm dunno if i have an ideal man with regards to physique. What must be prevalent is intelligence, sense of humor, open-mindedness, crazy, a bit of the bad boy, honest, and not sappy tongue
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by manakins: 5:29pm On Sep 19, 2006
@dappy777- nicely said.pronto women are hard to please.


@iice- Hi, u were specific on a bit of bad boy,whatabout
crazy.Want to let us in a bit.

Anyway as we cant get an ideal situation\ world so no
ideal man.If u insist pray some don't search beyound
MENOPAUSE.
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by iice(f): 5:36pm On Sep 19, 2006
@Manakins lol hmmmmm crazy in the sense of being intrepid, adventurous, doing stuffs out of the ordinary. Does that answer your question?
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by manakins: 5:41pm On Sep 19, 2006
Thanks anyway just like to pull ur legs smiley smiley smiley
Re: Ideal Man (for the women) by iice(f): 5:46pm On Sep 19, 2006
@Manakins, yea i know tongue tongue

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