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Dog Bites Man’s Penis During Sex At Girlfriend’s by kabakaauu: 8:06pm On Mar 16, 2018
A man who got arrested by the police has narrated an incident that saw him behind bars following a sex with girlfriend whose dog bit him on the penis.

His experience made him condemn an instance where family dogs are left to roam the width of a house when a visitor is being received.



That might have prevented the canine attack or not.

“See i’m tired… First of all let me send out a warning. If you know you have a dog in your compound, please chain it if you are expecting a visitor. That’s how a friend of mine invited me over for knacks. She usually do come over to my place, but this time she said her parents travelled so i should come. I happily went.

On getting there i saw a big dog at the gate. I was like “this una dog no sabi wear chain ?” and she said the dog is friendly. It’s thunder that will stike her and the dog, let me finish first. She managed to chase the dog away so i can enter the house.

When i got in, i saw another puppy and was like nawa o. You too like dogs and she said they are her best friends. Well, she did twerk dance for me then asked if i have porn in my phone that we should try crazy things. From porn i started fingering her, she too started moaning loud and my dick started getting hard.

The little puppy just stood on the floor looking. Jokes apart the looks were suspicious. She asked me to give her head, i pulled her panties and sucked her pu33y. Used my tongue to play her clit which got her vibrating. The whole pre-intimacy got so intense that we just had to do it in the sitting room without minding if the door was open or not.

Although the gate was locked. Well, this girl is a very loud moaner and while we were f**king, she started moaning very loud and i was like should i stop she was like no baby please do not. I continued.

Her moaning increased and i asked again but she said she was enjoying it, i continued. We f**ked for a while and while she was about to cum she started shouting like a possesed human. Body Vibrating and lound moans to the point that the puppy started barking but we ignored him.

She started moaning and the dog started banging, we ignored it till we came and the moment she stopped moaning, the barking stopped. So now it got to the time i was about going, i saw the big dog outsiide and asked her to chase it inside his doghouse. The dog saw me and started barking at me. She went to take it in and the dog barked at her, she tried petting the dog but the dog rather tried to bite her.





She got scared and ran inside. If the owner of a dog could run away, who am i yo stay? I followed her inside and the dog ran after us. It was not funny mehn, stupid girl ran into the room and locked the dog leaving me and the dog in the sitting room, this stupid dog was barking and i started jumping chairs, dribbling the dog.

The puppy joined in an came for me from the other side while i was turning around. This time i had to run outside and jump fence into another compound. Didn’t know i was jumping from frying pan to fire. I landed in a police officer’s compound. 2 bull dogs on chains saw me and started barking.

The owner of the house came outsid, saw me, made phone calls and some policement came to pick me, i was like my own don end. I slept in the cell that night till the next day, In the morning, the owner of the house came and that’s when i found out he is a police officer. He said I came to rob him. I had to beg and explained what happened to him, We both went to the girl’s house with handcuff on me.

She then explained how their dog misbehaved yesterday making me jump the fence and all. She had checked the gate and was still locked so she became worried until now that we came. We had to plead with the officer to forgive me o. I paid 15k for bail and i got released. When i got home, she sent me a text saying ‘i’m sorry baby’. Sorry for yourself,” the narrator wrote according to the Kemi Filani Blog.


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Re: Dog Bites Man’s Penis During Sex At Girlfriend’s by kabakaauu: 8:06pm On Mar 16, 2018
Re: Dog Bites Man’s Penis During Sex At Girlfriend’s by Blakjewelry(m): 8:37pm On Mar 16, 2018
Lol
Re: Dog Bites Man’s Penis During Sex At Girlfriend’s by Godwinfury(m): 8:59pm On Mar 16, 2018
The headline is misleading oo, but u said "Dog Bites Man’s joystick During Sex At Girlfriend’s", I can't find the line where the dog bite his joystick na....
Re: Dog Bites Man’s Penis During Sex At Girlfriend’s by McBrooklyn(m): 9:13pm On Mar 16, 2018
grin grin
Re: Dog Bites Man’s Penis During Sex At Girlfriend’s by Bahddo(m): 9:59pm On Mar 16, 2018
Lol. Super story. I thought you said the person got bitten on the D though.

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