Common among my folks. I once asked a little boy if his parents were at home:
My daddy is selling chemist and my mummy dey cook hotel. I just thanked him and left

Is this place hospital? Yes nah dont u know? I see. No wonder i dey smell oxigin since. I was like

For to say you wan buy fish for market: you go hear...
Me: how you dey sell
Fish seller: na two for N1,000
Me: shhhhuuu..... Your fish too there o! He no dey less.
Fish seller: na so we see am o....

Tracypacy:
I stopped wearing (sexy) thongs, because they are painful as hell, always caused chafing & injury, and uncomfortable too. Men walk around in full shorts underneath their pants, and convince us that regular comfortable underwear are "granny panties". Emancipate!

Ordinary panties enters your butt and u are uncomfortable. Then imagine something just inside permanently, lol. Haven't been able to understand d logic. Una weldone o!

The corn Don don

warri: all d whole rice spoiled.

NeeKlaus:
Me(about to enter an elevator): Excuse me, Ma. Are you going down?

Elderly Deeper Life woman( in the elevator): GOD FORBIDDDD! I will never go down in JESUS' NAME! He that reigneth in me is greater than he that is in the world. Financial upliftment is my portion. My family will never lack. Our table will over runneth with milk and honey directly from the Fountain of God.

Me:

DO NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD IN VAIN. Exodus 20 :7

Nawa for some people ooo.or nawa for u bros. that is a simple way to insult ur elder.

BIOLOGY CLASS topic:red blood cells teacher - sarah pls can help us define bone marrow?. sarah - em...em...iiit..i..iss emmm teacher - it is what?? sarah - it is the bone inside the bone, it is called the bone marrow

ClintonEmex:
I just wonder how someone wearing slippers and tattered clothes will be walking around selling a 'how to be a millionaire' books; can't he read?

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nextstep:


Well, selling products (e.g. books) yet not spending your profit on clothes is one way to build wealth, assuming he is frugal in other aspects of his personal life.

The ones I see on the road are not frugal or building wealth o. My brother, they are broke. They are as broke as desert rats.

Saw one this evening on my way from work. After trying to force a "make money" book on me endlessly, he decided to try his luck on "How to be a better lover" book����

hadaydhollarpo:
For to say you wan buy fish for market: you go hear...
Me: how you dey sell
Fish seller: na two for N1,000
Me: shhhhuuu..... Your fish too there o! He no dey less.
Fish seller: na so we see am o....

lolz

nelsonebby:
Me : light dey
Friend: light dey

Lmao..this is fucking hilarious nd very common

After the thing have done you wee na put small salt inside...
You would have kuku do it na!
Please come na!

Khd95:
FOR ATM QUE

-MADAM PLS EPP ME SHIFT BACK SMALL
-I CANNOT SHIFT BACKER THAN THIS OO,THIS IS THE BACKEST I CAN SHIFT,SOMEBODY IS ALREADY IN FRONT OF MY BACK

Me: What are you saying?

I beg sweep the San-san comot

This trend 'make sense'

Abeg, slow the volume

if i slap u ehn...

Make we 'kukuma' share the thing na

mikolam:


Actually, it is 'Stop here, I want to alight'

mugu wats d meaning of alight....ur school fees is a waste!

emotionroll:
mugu wats d meaning of alight....ur school fees is a waste!

Lol, I suggest you check a dictionary or Google it. Why didn't you do that before calling names? A wise person would have done that first