Or u hear naija police say "hey u on naked" come here.

Should incase I don't come on time

Tokziby:
REVERSE BACK SMALL... Na where u wan reverse go before??

Inside public transport, u hear things like, Aunty please can u please "DRESS" for me make i sit... No be only dress na make up.

NEPA has brought the light.... Na wetin dem take carry the light come??

while trying to maneuver ur way out of a tight spot. Brother "Cut ur hand" well or small... If u cut the hand, i wonder wetin u go take drive...

ADD urss

Oya Bros, correct all the statement

The man is franking his face.

hyzich:
what's wrong with *who is the last person on the queue*?

please i want to know because i say that alot.

It's the response. If am asked that question on a good day I will sweetly reply yes. On a not so good day... 'am not the last ijn' is my response. Then on a bad day.. 'do you see anyone behind me?'.

How far? Instead of how are you?

Where you from come?

Why are you shouting on me?

This ogbono no Draw well well.

miniyi018:


It's the response. If am asked that question on a good day I will sweetly reply yes. On a not so good day... 'am not the last ijn' is my response. Then on a bad day.. 'do you see anyone behind me?'.

lol. the question is *last person on queue*
can you suggest a better way to ask without bringing out the religious or aggressive part of the person?

You didnt hear someone well...

You will hear...

Come again

This one take style big oo

Werewolf18:
but u are talking to the last person, na!

most time it is better to ask 'please is someone behind u' rather than asking 'are u the last person? '

Q: The internet fast?
A: E fast small

Q: Please where the barbershop
A (pointing): You see that upstairs there....

GuidoVanRossum:


Sometimes, the response you get is what makes it hilarious.


I will never be the last person in Jesus name.

lol, even when the *on queue* is there. so, which other way is more polite?

One game cut my ticket.

Madrid don cast my game.

ibadan girls: oga,izz #100 we WEAR okada na

hyzich:


lol. the question is *last person on queue*
can you suggest a better way to ask without bringing out the religious or aggressive part of the person?

Do you have someone behind you?

Customer - I wan buy Maclean Seller - which one ? Customer- close up ... ����. I love Nigeria

hyzich:

lol, even when the *on queue* is there. so, which other way is more polite?

Some people can be over sensitive spiritually in this part of the world.

I went to a bank one day and there was this long queue, some people were sitting down since they could no longer stand, I politely asked one yoruba woman if she was the last person on the queue. O boy! You need to see how she was binding and casting that day. Fear grip my spine.

Me: My car dey jeck I nor understand am this morning
mechanic: enter the car make you start am...fire am....still fire am small...fire am well well
me: ah! Oga where the fire ni

when i see people write words like pensioneers, conquerous etc i just weak.

This your behaviour no dey sweet me laugh

Blizzy9ja:
A passenger inside a cab to the driver: Stop let me come down

Mumu hw is dat English wrong?

Make i come dey go

1. Let us go and knack band.

2. Add a little more soup for me.

3. Driver, drop me for junction.

4. I 'first' you to go to school.

5. Stealing is not corruption.

Benin people: Na only me one...

nextstep:


Well, selling products (e.g. books) yet not spending your profit on clothes is one way to build wealth, assuming he is frugal in other aspects of his personal life.

sense will not kill you

Khd95:
FOR ATM QUE

-MADAM PLS EPP ME SHIFT BACK SMALL
-I CANNOT SHIFT BACKER THAN THIS OO,THIS IS THE BACKEST I CAN SHIFT,SOMEBODY IS ALREADY IN FRONT OF MY BACK

exlinkleads:
"English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija No Go Kill Me

To be honest, we need to have our own English in Nigeria, we are big enough. Even though some people will think we have pidgin English already buy hey, news flash we know speak pidgin reach some of African countries.

But this new thread on Twitter got my attention and I can't stop laughing at oir naija English. Its a new thread started by Femi Coker @femifactor and it has been trending like fire.

The thread is about some English Nigerians speak that only make sense in Nigeria. Is not a correct and acceptable English though but when you speak to a Nigerians like that, he knows everthing you mean...lol

Check out some of them below and comment your own ooooo. Mine: Let me come and be going.

More @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2018/03/english-that-only-makes-sense-in.html?m=1

i cannot fit come and go and die

You will enter motor from there.

Day break every where burst!!