I cannot come and go and die

nelsonebby:
Me : light dey Friend: light dey

Correct!

'What is the meaning of all this'

When nepa bring light?

emotionroll:
Mumu hw is dat English wrong?

Cow you're supposed to go down or alight and not come down... Ode!

Newpride:
When other countries are advancing seriously on science and technology, see where we are advancing to.

No wonder, our leaders are messing up big time because they know the masses arent serious.
Shame on Nigerians

Oga abeg clap for yourself!

prospero5:
when i hear people say words like pensioneers, conquerors etc i just weak.

But conquerors no dey wrong na....

Khd95:
FOR ATM QUE

-MADAM PLS EPP ME SHIFT BACK SMALL
-I CANNOT SHIFT BACKER THAN THIS OO,THIS IS THE BACKEST I CAN SHIFT,SOMEBODY IS ALREADY IN FRONT OF MY BACK

Follygunners:
The funny thing is Americans also have their own stupid (informal) grammar... and Ebonics spoken by Akata pple..

"I ain't giving you no money"

Another one; He dead

nextstep:


Well, selling products (e.g. books) yet not spending your profit on clothes is one way to build wealth, assuming he is frugal in other aspects of his personal life.

BOOK SELLER SPOTTED

empressonassis:
"Write-up". I think it's only in Nigeria that they speak this English.

Also I called u "severally" last night.

What is the correct form ?

nextstep:


Well, selling products (e.g. books) yet not spending your profit on clothes is one way to build wealth, assuming he is frugal in other aspects of his personal life.

Your comment isn't a depiction of wisdom, but of stupidity. Eni máa d'áso fún'yàn t'orùn Èmí l'à ún wò.

ClintonEmex:
I just wonder how someone wearing slippers and tattered clothes will be walking around selling a 'how to be a millionaire' books; can't he read?

or wearing that black T-shirt that says "my money grows like grass" and d guy don de trek come since yday

Pentools:


But conquerors no dey wrong na....

"conquerous" i meant

Me:..wetin dey knack for time?
Friend: 3 pm
LOLS.

ClintonEmex:
I just wonder how someone wearing slippers and tattered clothes will be walking around selling a 'how to be a millionaire' books; can't he read?

this reminds me of those saed people for camp

My guy look your eyes well well ooo.

MrCGPA:
How far? Instead of how are you?

That is pidgin na

sokera:
Customer - I wan buy Maclean Seller - which one ? Customer- close up ... ����. I love Nigeria

Hahaaaaaaa

Tracypacy:
I stopped wearing (sexy) thongs, because they are painful as hell, always caused chafing & injury, and uncomfortable too. Men walk around in full shorts underneath their pants, and convince us that regular comfortable underwear are "granny panties". Emancipate!

How dis consign us

Oya come and be going o. Your mummy have been looking for you up and down

grayht:

This kid laughter is so contagious

lolsssss I just heard a driver warning a passenger........ is OK for you oooooo

I cannot come and kill myself here oo...

oboy u dey HEAR the smell

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ClintonEmex:
I just wonder how someone wearing slippers and tattered clothes will be walking around selling a 'how to be a millionaire' books; can't he read?

When you see a man selling handkerchiefs and still sweating profusely in traffic, it tells you that possession is not the same as ownership

achiever12:


Your comment isn't a depiction of wisdom, but of stupidity. Eni máa d'áso fún'yàn t'orùn Èmí l'à ún wò.

If you were to find out how wealthy around the world people remain wealthy, it's that they live way below their means, allowing the money they have to keep growing. Rich/aspirational people are often too quick to spend and flash their clothes or cars and find themselves unable to sustain their money. Just because you see a person poorly dressed - plumber in rags, or a book seller in tatters, or small kiosk owner in a dirty singlet, or an akara seller in old wrappers, a billionaire wearing cheap jeans - does not mean they are not stacking chips and spending their money on more meaningful things (e.g. someone's education, or growing their business)

You know how many young boys trading in small shops become the big men of industry? They don't do it by frittering their money on clothes. I've seen poor-looking men commanding inventory in their various shops worth 100's of million Naira.

ajaymina:
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When you see a man selling handkerchiefs and still sweating profusely in traffic, it tells you that possession is not the same as ownership

As long as sweat doesn't kill you, no sense in wasting hankies since he will still sweat all day. His business is not to use his products, it's to sell his products.

Friend: I wan drink 'minerals'. Me: Abeg, crude oil or coal?

Friend: I wan drink 'minerals'. Me: Abeg, crude oil or coal?

nextstep:


If you were to find out how wealthy around the world people remain wealthy, it's that they live way below their means, allowing the money they have to keep growing. Rich/aspirational people are often too quick to spend and flash their clothes or cars and find themselves unable to sustain their money. Just because you see a person poorly dressed - plumber in rags, or a book seller in tatters, or small kiosk owner in a dirty singlet, or an akara seller in old wrappers, a billionaire wearing cheap jeans - does not mean they are not stacking chips and spending their money on more meaningful things (e.g. someone's education, or growing their business)

You know how many young boys trading in small shops become the big men of industry? They don't do it by frittering their money on clothes. I've seen poor-looking men commanding inventory in their various shops worth 100's of million Naira.

Spot on. There is this massive pharmacy shop in my hood that most people patronise. There is this young man amongst others that I'd normally interact with when I walk in there to pick OTC drugs. I never knew he was the owner of the business until I met him inside an aircraft and we got talking. I was very impressed .

emotionroll:
Mumu hw is dat English wrong?

Actually, it is 'Stop here, I want to alight'