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Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by Julius55: 9:39pm On Mar 30, 2018
I am a guy of 22 years old.my problem is, whenever am talking to my girlfriend on phone or walking with her, my manhood always rises .have tried several times to control myself but all to no avail.please my fellow nairalanders is there anything wrong with me?because I didn't understand my self again at this stage.I'm fed up totally.thanks in anticipation for your candid responses,please no insult
Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by taylor89(m): 9:40pm On Mar 30, 2018
Oga ur diiick can't respect it's self even in a funeral grounds while talking to your girlfriend and u come here to say no insults



U are a sex starved pervert and a chronic masturbator



U have a spiritual wife and u female siblings should stay away from u


The quantity of konji tying ur waist is enough to quench a burning shopping mall in mile 3 market port Harcourt



Get a good marine rope and tie ur preek to your laps before u go enter okada sit down for Army man girlfriend back ur girl call u and u preek stand chook Army man girlfriend for nyash and u kiss ur 4 front teeth goodbye

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Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by NwaAmaikpe: 9:43pm On Mar 30, 2018
shocked


Your preek is suffering from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Wear very tight boxers; preferably wear a leather pant, two boxers and a jersey short to trap that mumu before it traps you.

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Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by UDUJ(m): 9:45pm On Mar 30, 2018
Julius55:
I am a guy of 22 years old.my problem is, whenever am talking to my girlfriend on phone or walking with her, my manhood always rises .have tried several times to control myself but all to no avail.please my fellow nairalanders is there anything wrong with me?because I didn't understand my self again at this stage.I'm fed up totally.thanks in anticipation for your candid responses,please no insult

There is absolutely nothing wrong with you dude.

Although many erections are caused by sexual arousal, such as watching porn, a sexy television show or fantasizing, many erections seem to happen for no particular reason.

So if you've had an erection in an odd or embarrassing situation — like right in the middle of a really boring lecture — there's no reason to worry that something is wrong with you. Your body is just acting naturally for a guy your age.

Because each guy is different, it's impossible to say what's a "normal" number of erections. Some guys experience many erections each day, whereas others may not experience any.

Hormones fluctuate with age, sexual maturity, level of activity, and even the amount of sleep a guy gets. Unless your erections are causing you discomfort or pain, don't worry about how many you get.

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Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by Nobody: 9:45pm On Mar 30, 2018
Pishure of ur GF and ur swollen dick or.....
Meanwhile if you want to stop getting erections think of awkward things like abandoned furniture, burnt tyres etc cos it's like ur mind is full of Evil.
You wanna do bad dirty things with that innocent gal

OAN..



Stay away from XVIDEOS u PERVERTED MOTH

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Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by Julius55: 9:46pm On Mar 30, 2018
please you guys should contribute to my matter cos the issue is even really eating me up
Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by Julius55: 9:53pm On Mar 30, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Your preek is suffering from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Wear very tight boxers; preferably wear a leather pant, two boxers and a jersey short to trap that mumu.
is it a must for you to comment if you dont have anything positive to contribute

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Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by marunga(m): 9:54pm On Mar 30, 2018
Julius55:
I am a guy of 22 years old.my problem is, whenever am talking to my girlfriend on phone or walking with her, my manhood always rises .have tried several times to control myself but all to no avail.please my fellow nairalanders is there anything wrong with me?because I didn't understand my self again at this stage.I'm fed up totally.thanks in anticipation for your candid responses,please no insult
That is normal na, Its all in your mind, control it.
Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by UDUJ(m): 9:54pm On Mar 30, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Your preek is suffering from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Wear very tight boxers; preferably wear a leather pant, two boxers and a jersey short to trap that mumu.

grin grin grin cheesy
Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by Julius55: 10:11pm On Mar 30, 2018
UDUJ:


There is absolutely nothing wrong with you dude.

Although many erections are caused by sexual arousal, such as watching porn, a sexy television show or fantasizing, many erections seem to happen for no particular reason.

So if you've had an erection in an odd or embarrassing situation — like right in the middle of a really boring lecture — there's no reason to worry that something is wrong with you. Your body is just acting naturally for a guy your age.

Because each guy is different, it's impossible to say what's a "normal" number of erections. Some guys experience many erections each day, whereas others may not experience any.

Hormones fluctuate with age, sexual maturity, level of activity, and even the amount of sleep a guy gets. Unless your erections are causing you discomfort or pain, don't worry about how many you get.

thanks
Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by GIDIBANKZ(m): 10:13pm On Mar 30, 2018
Just passing
Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by SUPERPACK: 10:32pm On Mar 30, 2018
seize your breath for 1minute and watch how ur dick will deflate and start respecting you, talking from experience, waiting for your testimony.
Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by Julius55: 10:51pm On Mar 30, 2018
SUPERPACK:
seize your breath for 1minute and watch how ur dick will deflate and start respecting you, talking from experience, waiting for your testimony.
are you for real?
Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by Julius55: 10:52pm On Mar 30, 2018
Julius55:
are you for real?
grin
Julius55:
are you for real?
Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by Nobody: 10:59pm On Mar 30, 2018
taylor89:
Oga ur diiick can't not respect it's self even in a burial grand while talking to your girlfriend and u come here to say no insults



U are a sex starved pervert and a chronic masturbator



U have a spiritual wife and u female siblings should stay away from u


The quantity of konji tying ur waist is enough to quench a burning shopping mall in mile 3 market port Harcourt



Get a good marine rope and tie ur preek to your laps before u go enter okada sit down for Army man girlfriend back ur girl call u and u preek stand chook Army man girlfriend for nyash and u kiss ur 4 front teeth goodbye

Lol.
Hahaha.
Which kind nonsense talk be this one na.
Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by SUPERPACK: 11:32pm On Mar 30, 2018
Julius55:
are you for real?
yes i am very serious, this info is clasified , even holding your breath for only 20seconds is enough. try it and give me feed back,
Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by BluntTheApostle(m): 11:40pm On Mar 30, 2018
Bro, I have the solution to your problem.
Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by McBrooklyn(m): 11:43pm On Mar 30, 2018
Lol... Cut the damn dick off then... cheesy

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Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by YorubaAssasin: 3:48am On Mar 31, 2018
OP... nothing is wrong with you. Don't listen to these amateur idiots on here.

Do you know how many guys wish they're you right now? It's a great sign of healthy libido and It's simply that your mind is mostly filled with sexual thoughts. It's natural... enjoy it! cool
Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by ifyalways(f): 8:37am On Mar 31, 2018
Your dyck is in real trouble seeing that all the Nld resident clowns and wackos are here.

cheesy
Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by Nobody: 10:36am On Mar 31, 2018
Your preek is overreacting just like an average Nigerian soldier when he sees civilians .


My advice is that you send it to sambisa forest (inside toto) to prove itself.
Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by TheControversy: 10:56am On Mar 31, 2018
Julius55:
I am a guy of 22 years old.my problem is, whenever am talking to my girlfriend on phone or walking with her, my manhood always rises .have tried several times to control myself but all to no avail.please my fellow nairalanders is there anything wrong with me?because I didn't understand my self again at this stage.I'm fed up totally.thanks in anticipation for your candid responses,please no insult
Nevermind the previous comments from really daft nairalanders. There's nothing wrong with you. It's absolutely normal and a sign that you are attracted to your girlfriend. Enjoy this phase of involuntary erections while it lasts.

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Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by tolugar: 12:45pm On Mar 31, 2018
Julius55:
please you guys should contribute to my matter cos the issue is even really eating me up

Bro Nothing is wrong with that. Just use your mind to control your erections.

Enjoy it while it last.


Anyone telling you it's a problem lacks adequate erections and so is jealous of your unnecessary erections.

Rock on bro. It's cucumber you've got there not banana
Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by Eberechi24(f): 1:20pm On Mar 31, 2018
Nothing is wrong with you okay? whenever you have that involuntary erection just distract yourself by seizing ur breathe or try counting your teeth with your tongue or try solving maths maths mentally. distracts urself mentally
Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by Nobody: 2:14pm On Mar 31, 2018
SUPERPACK:
yes i am very serious, this info is clasified , even holding your breath for only 20seconds is enough. try it and give me feed back,

yh...it works
Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by Lagbaja01(m): 7:22pm On Mar 31, 2018
If you have a sister and ur system doesnt behave the that way, then you need to change ur thought towards ur lady....but if ur body responds to even ur sister, my brother, u need a fire deliverance in any MFM close to you grin
Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by esthy86(f): 8:27pm On Mar 31, 2018
taylor89:
Oga ur diiick can't respect it's self even in a funeral grounds while talking to your girlfriend and u come here to say no insults



U are a sex starved pervert and a chronic masturbator



U have a spiritual wife and u female siblings should stay away from u


The quantity of konji tying ur waist is enough to quench a burning shopping mall in mile 3 market port Harcourt



Get a good marine rope and tie ur preek to your laps before u go enter okada sit down for Army man girlfriend back ur girl call u and u preek stand chook Army man girlfriend for nyash and u kiss ur 4 front teeth goodbye
lmao,I can't stop laughing,but y u too get bad mouth Nh
Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by jayextra(m): 8:31pm On Mar 31, 2018
cheesy
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Your preek is suffering from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Wear very tight boxers; preferably wear a leather pant, two boxers and a jersey short to trap that mumu before it traps you.
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Your preek is suffering from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Wear very tight boxers; preferably wear a leather pant, two boxers and a jersey short to trap that mumu before it traps you.
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Your preek is suffering from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Wear very tight boxers; preferably wear a leather pant, two boxers and a jersey short to trap that mumu before it traps you.
LMAO
Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by Tirimizhee: 8:34pm On Mar 31, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Your preek is suffering from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Wear very tight boxers; preferably wear a leather pant, two boxers and a jersey short to trap that mumu before it traps you.

Make d guy dey wear 2 boxers
It is not good to wear 2 boxers of heat
It can cause low sperm count
Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by Tirimizhee: 8:41pm On Mar 31, 2018
What you are thinking about may cause it
Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by Nobody: 8:41pm On Mar 31, 2018
Julius55:
is it a must for you to comment if you dont have anything positive to contribute
mumu them Don Tell You Truth... You De Talk Rubbish... Better Use Rope Tie Your Prick
Re: Help! Nairalanders Don't Know What Is Wrong With My Dick by gonkin(m): 9:07pm On Mar 31, 2018
Your sensor is very active. Maybe its Bluetooth

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