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How To Make A Woman Happy (Humor) by plezant(f): 6:06pm On Mar 12, 2007 |
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. All a man needs to do is to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. Wine and dine with her regularly 47. love shopping 48. be honest 49. be very rich 50. not stress her out 51. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 52. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 53. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 54. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 55. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy (Humor) by Free(f): 10:49pm On Mar 12, 2007 |
soo damn tru |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy (Humor) by Busta(f): 10:53pm On Mar 12, 2007 |
h-u-h? u don't need to be or do all that to make me happy. am not that demanding, just one thing will make me veryyy happy. Be veryyyy rich |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy (Humor) by 4Play(m): 10:54pm On Mar 12, 2007 |
@Topic You can't make a woman happy |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy (Humor) by Free(f): 1:07am On Mar 13, 2007 |
saids who if U do all da right things Ur woman wud be happy 1 Like |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy (Humor) by whiteNkem(f): 1:13am On Mar 13, 2007 |
4 Play: maybe[b] YOU[/b] can't; cuz I haven't been happier than i am now with my guy (nd am very happy) SO NEVER SAY NEVER! |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy (Humor) by 4Play(m): 11:34am On Mar 13, 2007 |
You can't make a woman happy anymore than a woman can make a man happy.If your happiness can be made or 'unmade' by your partner,you need help . |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy (Humor) by whiteNkem(f): 12:31pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
4 Play: Now you're arguing on vocabulary. Last time I checked, the words could have more than one meaning and there were also expressions/phrases in the language. Therefore, English teacher, how would you put it in different words: "to make someone happy"? Are these also erroneous? -to get a woman to feel good; -to please a woman (that's part of happiness); -to 'tickle' her heart and mind; (and if 'heart' isn't good enough for you, as it's an organ, not at all capable of feelings - that we all know are suggested by the brain - I'll simply say 'soul') -to see her face always smiling and shininig; -to have close a woman that feels loved and fulfilled. Please, do help me with corrections. Oh, and don't forget the definition of "happiness" from your point of view. |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy (Humor) by 4Play(m): 12:34pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
Girl,you are only 18 and you will learn soon that no man will make you happy Only you can make yourself happy |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy (Humor) by Bolarge(m): 4:06pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
@plezant(thread starter) Plz score urself on that checklist and let's know how u fare. |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy (Humor) by ima1(f): 4:24pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
I say to make me happy just agree with what i say, even if i am wrong instead of arguing with me bcoz i will always win, that way if i find out i was actually wrong, i would apologize for my mistakes. |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy (Humor) by Eseaba: 4:38pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
ima1, u're wrong. No guy could allow u win him as u tot. Guys have upperhand in love. U should not expect ur guy to heed to what ever u say even trash.A woman always disagrees with herself just to agree with her guy, this not a nature of a man. It is the woman that creates room for her man to make her happy: Humility without being foolish Forgiving without being gulity Apology without recourse |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy (Humor) by Nobody: 5:53pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
ima1: no big deal. That's very simple, of course you will always "win" every argument. Infact you have the last word on any issue, you just wait for the consequences. . . |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy (Humor) by 4Play(m): 5:55pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
You can't make women happy!Even if you sacrifice your life for them,they will never be happy |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy (Humor) by Nobody: 5:59pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
white`Nkem: Wait until you are 28! You can not make a woman happy neither can you satisfy her. |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy (Humor) by LilRed1(f): 6:00pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
that is sssoooo true!!! Kudos to you buddy for realizing that! |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy (Humor) by frankiriri(m): 8:27pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
I beleive you can make a woman happy tho t ould be diffcl to satisfy her. |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy (Humor) by ima1(f): 9:14pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
@ Eseaba guys don't necessarily have the upper hand in a relationship, we just let you think you do by giving you your respect, i don't expect him to heed to whatever i say, geez why would i want a man i can control. like i said if i was wrong i would apologize. |
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy (Humor) by whiteNkem(f): 9:17pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
I suppose each of us has a different view upon happiness. @4play you didn't answer my request. |
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