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Men Beware Long Sex May Kill You by huss421(m): 7:38am On Apr 03, 2018
Long Sex May Kill You
*MEN BEWERE! LONG SEX MAY KILL YOU!!!*
Few week ago, I was called to see a patient. Without delay I rushed down the stairs and headed to the hospital wards.
The man was sitting in the back seat of a car that brought him. I watched him closely but there was no respiratory efforts, I went for the pulse, not palpable, no cardiac activity, pupils were dilated, fixed and unreactive to light.
I watched foam rush through the mouth and nostrils, obviously he is death still panting from the unplanned exercise I did, I felt bad I couldn't do anything for him
*God knows the best*
Out of curiosity, I wanted to know how he got to that point. The wife, a young lady in her late 30s told me they were plying when suddenly he became distressed, struggling for air and she tried to calm him all to no avail them she raised alarm for help.
I quickly asked if her husband was hypertensive and she admitted. I requested for his drugs, luckily they came with his drugs. I went through the drugs, and was able to identify some and it included; digoxin, Viagra, Lisinopril.
In my little mind I concluded the young in his late 40s "DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO THE WIFE" from heart attack.
My assumption may be right or wrong, but seeing those 2 drugs, I won't be blamed for my assumption. He may *Rest in peace to the death.*
Have you imagined why men die more?
Have you ever noticed that there are more widows then widowers? Just check in your little village, then extent it to your community and you will be surprised what you find .
I just want to pick one of the reason I feel contribute to this. I will appeal that this is solely my opinion, it may wrong or right
*SATISFYING A WOMAN* Every responsible man wants to satisfy his family and wife in terms of providing for their basic needs *and also satisfying his wife in bed.* But doing this at the expertise of the man's life is what I want to condemn
It is a common experience this days that *women openly talk about how bad their spouses are in bed, *and most times the woman makes life difficult for the man by throwing abusive worlds at him.
It is also common to see a lot of products being openly advertised and marketed for enhancement of males sexual performance
*A lot of woman are responsible for their husband's death* because of their excessive demands for sexual satisfaction, and in the bid to satisfy the woman the man take drugs that endanger his health, and their lives are cut Short.
If I may ask, *Is sexual satisfaction the basic of relationships or marriage? * Some times some woman even asks for bigger penis and my fellow man will be taking the risk to drink all sorts of drugs just to enlarge his penis to satisfy the woman
Is this not just mocking God who created you?
At the end *you may die
SATISFYING A WOMAN.*
Why not ask the woman to reduce her vagina to side you up instead?
It is important to note that a *man's asexual performance depend on a lot of factors,* such as stress, diet, medical conditions such as diabetes, and drugs such as antihypertensives, as well as relationship problems.
*How do you expect a man whom you nag, starve, embarrass in public, whom you refused to support financially, who sleeps for less than 3 hours in a day, to satisfy you asexually?
Sometimes the woman may go behind the man. Most of the times the woman will threaten to go outside for the so called satisfaction and the man will be struggling to take higher doses of the drugs to satisfy her to prevent adultery from his marriage.
But you know what? That woman you want to satisfy at the expense of your own life started having sex before the age of 12 years. She has been experiencing several sexual activities until the age of 25yrs or more before she got married.
*Before her marriage, she has experimented sex widely with many men of different expertise and energy capacies.*
Unfortunately, she married you, a single man with single capacity, but *she is already addicted to different sex experiences. *So how can you measure up just one man, to satisfy her?
Don't die in active service. Please you children, Friends, and parents will need you alive.
Don't die in the attempt to satisfy a woman asexually. *Just do what you can do* and leave the rest to God. *If you die satisfying a woman immediately after your burial other men will come and continue from where you left of.
*Our dear wives, we are begging you to help us live a little longer. If you don't want to join the WIDOWS CLUB, please help us financially, appreciate what we are trying to do for you, encourage us to do more, stop the nagging, go the extra mile to feed us well, give us peace of mind, allow us sleep at night, let the house be the home for also so that we can feel happy coming home after our daily toil, understand our health challenge, understand the side effects of drugs we are taking, protect our weaknesses, don't disgrace us to our children and your friends, and above all pray for u.*
Then we will live longer for you and your children. Our performances then will also improve when you make us feel appreciated
Men please do not harm yourself in any way by trying to prove that you are a man.
Research has proved that ejaculating 2-13 minutes is OK. If you can go higher without drugs better but do not take drugs that will demage your heart.
NOTE THAT IT IS NORMAL AND To EJACULATE WITHIN 2 MINUTES OF INTERCOURSE.
In fact it is natural with several men to ejaculate fast during the first intercourse so don't take any drugs for premature ejaculation, its not a disease to be treated.
The 2nd and 3rd rounds usually take longer before ejaculation.
Attempt to take drugs to stay on a woman for longer time may kill you and leave the woman for another man. It may kill you prematurely so be very careful many men died tying to satisfy women. *They DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO WOMAN.
May God help us

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Re: Men Beware Long Sex May Kill You by DarkMagic(m): 7:40am On Apr 03, 2018
Re: Men Beware Long Sex May Kill You by YemiHadid(m): 7:54am On Apr 03, 2018
Good post...

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Re: Men Beware Long Sex May Kill You by Ikemefuna44: 7:58am On Apr 03, 2018
Hmmmm...
OP, you made valid points. Relationship and marriage should not revolve around sex.
Re: Men Beware Long Sex May Kill You by Islamicpope(m): 8:01am On Apr 03, 2018
Tramadol at work
Re: Men Beware Long Sex May Kill You by Spagmoore(m): 9:15am On Apr 03, 2018
Thanks for the message bro,
you are 100% right. A lady can sex ten men in a day, but the man can't the other way round. Save your life!

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Re: Men Beware Long Sex May Kill You by Cocoyamu: 9:42am On Apr 03, 2018
Oga Lala. where are you?
Oya, come do the needful o...
The public, and more importantly the "dumb folks" need to read this.
Re: Men Beware Long Sex May Kill You by EricSmallz(m): 10:21am On Apr 03, 2018
Very well said Sir
Re: Men Beware Long Sex May Kill You by Sammiel: 11:07am On Apr 03, 2018
Many have gone to the world beyond, all in the name of having a marathon sex. These sex inducing drugs are only good at depriving the heart of adequate amount of blood supply. God have mercy.
Re: Men Beware Long Sex May Kill You by Buharimustgo: 11:15am On Apr 03, 2018
The part I like most is for the woman to reduce her Virginia size to fit the penis of the man,not the man increasing his penis size to meet the ever increasing virgina

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Re: Men Beware Long Sex May Kill You by ultimateyankee: 11:32am On Apr 03, 2018
Nice write up
Re: Men Beware Long Sex May Kill You by Nobody: 2:12pm On Apr 03, 2018
Those cheating on their babes or wives, this is also for you
Re: Men Beware Long Sex May Kill You by darlingnuel(m): 2:21pm On Apr 03, 2018
How could a hypertensive man be gulping down Viagra? That's suicidal. I'm sure it wasn't prescribed by a doctor. Self medication kills.
Re: Men Beware Long Sex May Kill You by McBrooklyn(m): 2:33pm On Apr 03, 2018
Lol...
Re: Men Beware Long Sex May Kill You by opssyadex: 3:23pm On Apr 03, 2018
Re: Men Beware Long Sex May Kill You by Ivanlxi(m): 3:55pm On Apr 03, 2018
huss421:
Long Sex May Kill You
*MEN BEWERE! LONG SEX MAY KILL YOU!!!*
Few week ago, I was called to see a patient. Without delay I rushed down the stairs and headed to the hospital wards.
The man was sitting in the back seat of a car that brought him. I watched him closely but there was no respiratory efforts, I went for the pulse, not palpable, no cardiac activity, pupils were dilated, fixed and unreactive to light.
I watched foam rush through the mouth and nostrils, obviously he is death still panting from the unplanned exercise I did, I felt bad I couldn't do anything for him
*God knows the best*
Out of curiosity, I wanted to know how he got to that point. The wife, a young lady in her late 30s told me they were plying when suddenly he became distressed, struggling for air and she tried to calm him all to no avail them she raised alarm for help.
I quickly asked if her husband was hypertensive and she admitted. I requested for his drugs, luckily they came with his drugs. I went through the drugs, and was able to identify some and it included; digoxin, Viagra, Lisinopril.
In my little mind I concluded the young in his late 40s "DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO THE WIFE" from heart attack.
My assumption may be right or wrong, but seeing those 2 drugs, I won't be blamed for my assumption. He may *Rest in peace to the death.*
Have you imagined why men die more?
Have you ever noticed that there are more widows then widowers? Just check in your little village, then extent it to your community and you will be surprised what you find .
I just want to pick one of the reason I feel contribute to this. I will appeal that this is solely my opinion, it may wrong or right
*SATISFYING A WOMAN* Every responsible man wants to satisfy his family and wife in terms of providing for their basic needs *and also satisfying his wife in bed.* But doing this at the expertise of the man's life is what I want to condemn
It is a common experience this days that *women openly talk about how bad their spouses are in bed, *and most times the woman makes life difficult for the man by throwing abusive worlds at him.
It is also common to see a lot of products being openly advertised and marketed for enhancement of males sexual performance
*A lot of woman are responsible for their husband's death* because of their excessive demands for sexual satisfaction, and in the bid to satisfy the woman the man take drugs that endanger his health, and their lives are cut Short.
If I may ask, *Is sexual satisfaction the basic of relationships or marriage? * Some times some woman even asks for bigger penis and my fellow man will be taking the risk to drink all sorts of drugs just to enlarge his penis to satisfy the woman
Is this not just mocking God who created you?
At the end *you may die
SATISFYING A WOMAN.*
Why not ask the woman to reduce her vagina to side you up instead?
It is important to note that a *man's asexual performance depend on a lot of factors,* such as stress, diet, medical conditions such as diabetes, and drugs such as antihypertensives, as well as relationship problems.
*How do you expect a man whom you nag, starve, embarrass in public, whom you refused to support financially, who sleeps for less than 3 hours in a day, to satisfy you asexually?
Sometimes the woman may go behind the man. Most of the times the woman will threaten to go outside for the so called satisfaction and the man will be struggling to take higher doses of the drugs to satisfy her to prevent adultery from his marriage.
But you know what? That woman you want to satisfy at the expense of your own life started having sex before the age of 12 years. She has been experiencing several sexual activities until the age of 25yrs or more before she got married.
*Before her marriage, she has experimented sex widely with many men of different expertise and energy capacies.*
Unfortunately, she married you, a single man with single capacity, but *she is already addicted to different sex experiences. *So how can you measure up just one man, to satisfy her?
Don't die in active service. Please you children, Friends, and parents will need you alive.
Don't die in the attempt to satisfy a woman asexually. *Just do what you can do* and leave the rest to God. *If you die satisfying a woman immediately after your burial other men will come and continue from where you left of.
*Our dear wives, we are begging you to help us live a little longer. If you don't want to join the WIDOWS CLUB, please help us financially, appreciate what we are trying to do for you, encourage us to do more, stop the nagging, go the extra mile to feed us well, give us peace of mind, allow us sleep at night, let the house be the home for also so that we can feel happy coming home after our daily toil, understand our health challenge, understand the side effects of drugs we are taking, protect our weaknesses, don't disgrace us to our children and your friends, and above all pray for u.*
Then we will live longer for you and your children. Our performances then will also improve when you make us feel appreciated
Men please do not harm yourself in any way by trying to prove that you are a man.
Research has proved that ejaculating 2-13 minutes is OK. If you can go higher without drugs better but do not take drugs that will demage your heart.
NOTE THAT IT IS NORMAL AND To EJACULATE WITHIN 2 MINUTES OF INTERCOURSE.
In fact it is natural with several men to ejaculate fast during the first intercourse so don't take any drugs for premature ejaculation, its not a disease to be treated.
The 2nd and 3rd rounds usually take longer before ejaculation.
Attempt to take drugs to stay on a woman for longer time may kill you and leave the woman for another man. It may kill you prematurely so be very careful many men died tying to satisfy women. *They DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO WOMAN.
May God help us




May kill u too
Re: Men Beware Long Sex May Kill You by teekay213(m): 4:11pm On Apr 03, 2018
Ha sorry op!

Too late.

I get one girl with killer ass wey I won play 2nd leg with.

I Don park tramadol full room

The girl no go escape until I tear her pussy.

Na something go kill man now.

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