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Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by izaray(f): 4:10pm On Apr 04, 2018
QueenSuccubus:



cry

I heard that there are asians wandering in Nigeria as well selling vitamins and herbal tea grin

Dem girls can tell ooo
grin really Hearing this for the first time though!
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by izaray(f): 4:13pm On Apr 04, 2018
heendrix:


anything for izaray wink
Yep, reserved some easter chicken for you cheesy
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Martin0(m): 4:25pm On Apr 04, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Hhahahahaah....


What u gonna do with his massive muddy yam if everytime u fvck, he still need to drink 5 litters of ALOMO BITTERS or Viagra grin

Abeeg shift!

#TeamPencilDick
#TeamTightNunu cool


practice makes perfect, start now and learn how to ride it coz u never can tell sha, anyway u said you are married abi, that means dude most be having a pencil dick but hey muddy is babe according to what I heard about Asians
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by ubunja(m): 4:28pm On Apr 04, 2018
QueenSuccubus:



grin


We have to decide for our own destiny ma... I have no plans to shift my womb next to my kidney wink tongue


succubus though grin
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by QueenSuccubus(f): 4:37pm On Apr 04, 2018
Martin0:



practice makes perfect, start now and learn how to ride it coz u never can tell sha, anyway u said you are married abi, that means dude most be having a pencil dick but hey muddy is babe according to what I heard about Asians


@ bolded Hush na... lipsrsealed

No matter what gonna happen i wont leave the pencil dick over the muddy yam.. grin
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by QueenSuccubus(f): 4:37pm On Apr 04, 2018
ubunja:

succubus though grin


grin grin grin

Even tho i typed that comment..I'm also laughing to myself.. ;
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by MISEDUCATIONS: 4:42pm On Apr 04, 2018
QueenSuccubus:



grin grin grin

Even tho i typed that comment..I'm also laughing to myself.. ;
ubunja loves your comments
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by SmellingAnus(m): 4:43pm On Apr 04, 2018
Divay22:
Lol
Aunty say na tap hole before, na him done turn am to well grin grin grin grin
Maybe that's why he's running na, it's not as tight as before grin grin








Lol... Some girls even go as far as offering their anus to their boyfriends to make him stay since their pussy is now an ocean grin... On a lighter note, not every guy wants a tight pussy... I know cos I am one of such guys...
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Martin0(m): 4:44pm On Apr 04, 2018
QueenSuccubus:



@ bolded Hush na... lipsrsealed

No matter what gonna happen i wont leave the pencil dick over the muddy yam.. grin





hahahahah @ boldedgringrin

eheh well no one can actually tell sha someone should go and test to confirm this is true;
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Divay22(f): 4:49pm On Apr 04, 2018
SmellingAnus:
Lol... Some girls even go as far as offering their anus to their boyfriends to make him stay since their pussy is now an ocean grin... On a lighter note, not every guy wants a tight pussy... I know cos I am one of such guys...
Seriously shocked shocked
My eyes has seen, what my ears hasn't heard.
So you would prefer the hole na abi?

Well you can prove her wrong, that someone still needs her.
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by SmellingAnus(m): 4:53pm On Apr 04, 2018
Divay22:

Seriously shocked shocked
My eyes has seen, what my ears hasn't heard.
So you would prefer the hole na abi?

Well you can prove her wrong, that someone still needs her.
hahhahhaha sorry for disvirgining (permit me to use this non-Existent word) your ears grin
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Divay22(f): 5:01pm On Apr 04, 2018
SmellingAnus:
hahhahhaha sorry for disvirgining (permit me to use this non-Existent word) your ears grin

Yeah..
So you like it wide like a big circle grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by SmellingAnus(m): 5:08pm On Apr 04, 2018
Divay22:

Yeah..
So you like it wide like a big circle grin grin grin grin grin grin
yeah I do... Not too wide though... But I will definitely not get married to a virgin.. unfortunately for me, I have had more virgins and married women come my way... Don't get me wrong.... I have never fuc.ked a married woman o grin... So what size of dic. k do you prefer grin
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Divay22(f): 5:11pm On Apr 04, 2018
SmellingAnus:
yeah I do... Not too wide though... But I will definitely not get married to a virgin.. unfortunately for me, I have had more virgins and married women come my way... Don't get me wrong.... I have never fuc.ked a married woman o grin... So what size of dic. k do you prefer grin
An ant can't see sugar without going there...
I hear you.

For that quest..I don't know.
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by prechbills1(m): 5:39pm On Apr 04, 2018
Divay22:

Yeah..
So you like it wide like a big circle grin grin grin grin grin grin

as long as she's independent wink
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Divay22(f): 5:42pm On Apr 04, 2018
prechbills1:


as long as she's independent wink
As long as she's independent, you wouldn't mind if it's wide
But what of if that's what she's using to make herself independent ?
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by prechbills1(m): 5:55pm On Apr 04, 2018
Divay22:

As long as she's independent, you wouldn't mind if it's wide
But what of if that's what she's using to make herself independent ?

as long as she hasn't been bedded by more than 4 or five guys..


when I see pussies I can imagine the number of dicks that have been there..




I'm not marrying a lady because of pussy, who Pussy help? undecided.


@bolded, the kind of independent I'm saying is someone that is have highly educated not less than M. Sc, receives more than 150k a month, classy etc..
by being independent doesn't mean she's gonna feed me undecided,we'll run the home. 65/35...I've enough resources to marry a dependent lady but this is an era of gender equality, let them work... I don't wanna encourage laziness
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Divay22(f): 6:02pm On Apr 04, 2018
prechbills1:


as long as she hasn't been bedded by more than 4 or five guys..


when I see pussies I can imagine the number of dicks that have been there..




I'm not marrying a lady because of pussy, who Pussy help? undecided.


@bolded, the kind of independent I'm saying is someone that is have highly educated not less than M. Sc, receives more than 150k a month, classy etc..
by being independent doesn't mean she's gonna feed me undecided,we'll run the home. 65/35...I've enough resources to marry a dependent lady but this is an era of gender equality, let them work... I don't wanna encourage laziness
Lol
You sound like a guy full of pride thou.. (might be wrong)


#Teamletthemwork smiley
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by prechbills1(m): 6:06pm On Apr 04, 2018
Divay22:

Lol
You sound like a guy full of pride thou.. (might be wrong)


#Teamletthemwork smiley


when there's money there's pride...hope you practising this stuff offline?kiss
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Tajbol4splend(m): 6:11pm On Apr 04, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
grin


#TeamPencilDick


Hmmm naso
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Divay22(f): 6:33pm On Apr 04, 2018
prechbills1:



when there's money there's pride...hope you practising this stuff offline?kiss
My turn off in a guy.. But if it favours you, continue

Yeah.
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by prechbills1(m): 7:23pm On Apr 04, 2018
Divay22:

My turn off in a guy.. But if it favours you, continue

Yeah.


I don't understand.. turn off as in? look for broke guys then oh undecided
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by SmellingAnus(m): 7:28pm On Apr 04, 2018
Divay22:

An ant can't see sugar without going there...
I hear you.

For that quest..I don't know.
apparently you are a virgin?
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Divay22(f): 7:28pm On Apr 04, 2018
prechbills1:



I don't understand.. turn off as in? look for broke guys then oh undecided
Lol
Rich proud guys... I just can't deal
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by SmellingAnus(m): 7:29pm On Apr 04, 2018
Divay22:

An ant can't see sugar without going there...
I hear you.

For that quest..I don't know.
Lol.... apparently you are a virgin?
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by prechbills1(m): 7:29pm On Apr 04, 2018
Divay22:

Lol
Rich proud guys... I just can't deal


so you can't date a guy like me,, na you know oh undecided
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by prechbills1(m): 7:31pm On Apr 04, 2018
SmellingAnus:
apparently you are a virgin?

why are you asking her undecided
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Divay22(f): 7:35pm On Apr 04, 2018
SmellingAnus:
apparently you are a virgin?
I'm not, but lipsrsealed
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Divay22(f): 7:37pm On Apr 04, 2018
prechbills1:



so you can't date a guy like me,, na you know oh undecided
Nah.. You go use bad mouth finish me grin grin grin
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by prechbills1(m): 7:47pm On Apr 04, 2018
Divay22:

Nah.. You go use bad mouth finish me grin grin grin

if you get money, I can't finish you with bad mouth undecided
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by SmellingAnus(m): 7:49pm On Apr 04, 2018
Divay22:

I'm not, but lipsrsealed
but what... grin
Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by prechbills1(m): 7:51pm On Apr 04, 2018
Divay22:

I'm not, but lipsrsealed


but what undecided undecidedare you giving that dumb nigga reasons for not being a virgin?

your body, your choice.

men don't own your body.

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