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Would You Die For Nigeria For This? by dotcomnamename: 5:29pm On Apr 07, 2018
Looking for a Nigerian who can die for Nigeria and will come with the following BENEFITS :

(1) If you die for Nigeria, your child will become the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria for a good 20 years.

(2) All your siblings will be made governors of any state of their choice in Nigeria for at least 8 years.

(3) If you have cousin, niece or nephew, all of them will be made senators or ministers for at least 8 years.

(4) If you still have parents they will be made commissioners for at least 4 years.

(5) The Federal Republic of Nigeria will give you a befitting burial and will spend at least N5 billion naira on your burial.

(6) Nigerian official currency note will feature your image as a political hero of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, for at least 50 years.
Re: Would You Die For Nigeria For This? by mumureloaded(m): 5:36pm On Apr 07, 2018
trust Nigeria/ Nigerian at your own peril
Re: Would You Die For Nigeria For This? by 4kDdullard: 5:58pm On Apr 07, 2018
God forbid! Not even in the dream or next dream.
I would rather die for another country than die for a zoo
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Re: Would You Die For Nigeria For This? by Sheuns(m): 6:25pm On Apr 07, 2018
shocked
Re: Would You Die For Nigeria For This? by mikolo80: 9:32pm On Apr 07, 2018
dotcomnamename:
Looking for a Nigerian who can die for Nigeria and will come with the following BENEFITS :

(1) If you die for Nigeria, your child will become the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria for a good 20 years.

(2) All your siblings will be made governors of any state of their choice in Nigeria for at least 8 years.

(3) If you have cousin, niece or nephew, all of them will be made senators or ministers for at least 8 years.

(4) If you still have parents they will be made commissioners for at least 4 years.

(5) The Federal Republic of Nigeria will give you a befitting burial and will spend at least N5 billion naira on your burial.

(6) Nigerian official currency note will feature your image as a political hero of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, for at least 50 years.


wheres the contract

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