@Efe
Area! I'm from Delta too. Are u Isoko or Urhobo? Me i'm delta ibo sha but we dey rub body with the vrendo speakers. LOL

Delta too?

In that case I greet u my sister

I'm Isoko

*strolls by, whistling idly*

This strollo don stroll out again.

Efemena_xy:

Delta too?

In that case I greet u my sister

I'm Isoko

i hail back o.

Efemena_xy:

Haha!!

Lysaa, I dey tink say make we 1st go sofly-softly on Studio, but if your up to the hardcore stuff - then yes definitely count me in too

I dey plan to use handcuffs + whip on studio,

but wait oh! where studio run go now

Hehehe,  Good girl gone bad.

na your plan be that abi?    ,

chai,  africa were is thy culture?   western life don take over una finish and now see the result. SPOILT CHILDREN

*clears throat*

well, i go fit still allow u to handcuff me but only if u go take good care of me well sha and no whipping, shag*ging is allowed sha

Efemena_xy:

<sighs>

Oh u bad, bad boy!!

Studio, me & drink no dey mix o!

Besides, I need a clear head to deal with someone like u

Lysaa if u don't mind, make we take turns in punishing studio,

On Mon, Wed & Fri - u fit take studio

on Tue, Thur, Sat & Sun - go be my turn for am,

what d'you think?

i need to know when una don ready so that i go get prepared







OK GUYZ CHECK THIS OUT,
reserve your comment' haters if this joke aint funny to you, *no offence*




A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”





** “I used to be indecisive; but now I’m not too sure! **

Hey Studio welcome back, hope say u no finish evrythin for dat bathroom, hope say something remain for the pipe?

Studio CFR:

stop kissing please i'm a born against, *born again*

how many finger dey ur front?

cbase:

Hey Studio welcome back, hope say u no finish evrythin for dat bathroom, hope say something remain for the pipe?

u need deliverance, serious!

Studio CFR:

Hehehe,  Good girl gone bad.

na your plan be that abi?    ,

chai,  africa were is thy culture?   western life don take over una finish and now see the result. SPOILT CHILDREN

*clears throat*

well, i go fit still allow u to handcuff me but only if u go take good care of me well sha and no whipping, sleep with*ging is allowed sha

The whipping na d best part  - abi u no like am spicy?   

and who dey talk of sleeping? U wan miss the action?    U need to dey awake d whole time O! 

i need to know when una don ready so that i go get prepared

Really? So wetin make u take off we no even see ya break-lights sef 


Abi dem no teach you for Yahoo-Yahoo 101 say u no dey dump babes in d middle of negotiations?


Sorry o! Opportunity comes but once - unless of course u begin beg us 

Studio CFR:

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”


** “I used to be indecisive; but now I’m not too sure! **

I love this joke

only thing be say, e never too tey wen someone else post this same joke!!

dis one u just dey scatter teeths anyhow like person wey win lottery, are we safe?

and who tell u i take off?
i no take off anything, i only went to the toilet to sort myself out. (wee-wee)

how u dey?


* gimme the name of that person wey pirate my joke right here right now make i show the person say kakki no be leather*

u nor go take style submit to the fact say nor be ya joke, na when shame go enter na im u go dey throw insults.

Efemena_xy:

The whipping na d best part - abi u no like am spicy?

and who dey talk of sleeping? U wan miss the action? U need to dey awake d whole time O!

Really? So wetin make u take off we no even see ya break-lights sef


Abi dem no teach you for Yahoo-Yahoo 101 say u no dey dump babes [/b]in d middle of negotiations?


Sorry o! Opportunity comes but once - unless of course u begin beg [b]us

Efe, abeg wetin be the implication of these plurals? na u and who?

^^ lol, e no matter anymore sef

Studio I dey fine O!

Oya give us original joke this time

Lol ,

Arm Robber >>> Stop there, your money or your life?

Victim >>> Oga arm robber u no get luck oh, i don give my whole life to lord jesus christ just last week.




Dem don pirate dis one too?? cuz i know Nland boiz no dey waste time to steal my jokes

^^are u trying to crack a joke?

That mr uncapable, i doubt it

DIKELE,

No vex, i'm only a human and things no fit dey perfect all the time

, and if the joke no funny to you, just wakka pass before i jam u enter gutter

Kunbee:

That mr uncapable, i doubt it

they will never appreciate me now till i'm no more

So you want to die, pls quickly go

If i go today, u are going with me.
So tell your momma about the plan;-)

well, after dis, na woman be the next thing jk

^^ Studio, na u be dis

Oya show your face too now, make I see

and wetin happen to ur Hennessy

my drinks get time table, today hennessy, tomorow gulder, next after tomorow na star.

sometimes red label

atleast u don see something, wey yours?

Studio CFR:


atleast u don see something, wey yours?

In this modern day & age: Gentlemen first.

show me more! More!! MORE!!!

ok are u on yahoo messenger?, i go post am tomorow cuz i too bussy right now and try'na chat the same time.

im a very bussy person.

will u be here tomorow?, what time and how are u goin to send yours mehn?

No, not tommorow

now Studio

My dear woman no fit put me under pressure.
Na me go talk how i want my thing cuz i'm the MAN, THE BOSS!
Recognise!

Now.

Say wetin happen?
U send yours right here right now, Na command

Haha! See me see trouble O!

Studio - I dey see serious resemblance between dis ur picture and the one for the Yahoo-yahoo Don Go Nuclear O thread!

1. Na the same wrist watch dey the picture

2. D guy done drink so-tey e get hangover

3.  'an na studio im dey work too!!

Oya talk true, na u dey dat picture so?

whrz d joke?

Moyola:

whrz d joke?

you don come again with your mischief abi

Efemena_xy:

Haha! See me see trouble O!

Studio - I dey see serious resemblance between dis your picture and the one for the Yahoo-yahoo Don Go Nuclear O thread!

1. Na the same wrist watch dey the picture

2. D guy done drink so-tey e get hangover

3. 'an na studio im dey work too!!

Oya talk true, na u dey dat picture so?

is like u sef wey dey talk don get hangover,

e dey important if na me be that or not?? , what if i say yes or no?

u too like yahoo boyz?, the same wrist watch for were?, mine na original and him own na fake.

na me u see so, do u have problem with that my love?

^^ darling u know say I no dey drink! We've been there before 

But seriously, na u be dat?

<one foot out the door, prepares to dash for safety>

'cos if u say yes, I go run

and Lai-Lai, never look back!