Federal Republic of Comedy

Chizmickey:
When will afonjas start becoming bold to face issues? small thing they are looking for routes to escape. this one can escape through a woman's legs

the day yinmiri will know their leaders are cowards rather than word hero

if he escape thru a woman's leg perhaps ojukwu was his mentor

Ashamed of being called a Nigerian.. This country is shithole of shame!!

seunmsg:


The scenario painted above is very possible. Our politicians are the most gutless Nigerians. They fear a lot. If you watch the video of how the mace was stolen, you will see how some senators ran out of the way of the invaders.

Yayi ordinarily has no reason to steal the Senate mace. Even if he has a reason to, he won't be so stupid as to want to publicly associate with the invaders. Everything is not a lie. The presidency angle is absurd by the way.

Oga calm down, how can that even be possible, you mean the National Assembly is now oshodi that people just park their car the way they like, how was it possible the thugs came with same car like his, what happened to his protocols, they just stood, taking selfie while their principal mistakenly entered a different car and was whisked away.

Anyone that believe thugs can invade the National Assembly and cart away with any item without the corporation of a higher power and the security agents is an idiot

Omeokachie:
Wonderful!


They must have come in such an expensive and exotic car for Yayi to have mistook it for his own.


APC!

LWKMD!

To me this is just an after thought because it clearly contradicts what Ben bruce earlier stated on channels t.v last night having confidently said Yayi told them he was kidnapped.

Just what kind of unfortuate government have we found ourselves. Lies, lies and counter lies left, right and center.

What happened yesterday is the first of its kind in our history. By now heads should have been rolling but no, it's still lies flying up and down

APC is simply a curse to this nation with the dullard at the helm

dunkem21:


People that found Dapchi girls as virgins

dont mind dem

so he no sabi the car he came with abi AFONJA AND CIVILIAN coup d'etat are like 5/6

Pure Animal Farm......


Rest in peace George Orwell

He is on a YAGI level I guess

If you are broke, Check my sginature

Are there no CCTV in the complex?

seunmsg:


The scenario painted above is very possible. Our politicians are the most gutless Nigerians. They fear a lot. If you watch the video of how the mace was stolen, you will see how some senators ran out of the way of the invaders.

Yayi ordinarily has no reason to steal the Senate mace. Even if he has a reason to, he won't be so stupid as to want to publicly associate with the invaders. Everything is not a lie. The presidency angle is absurd by the way.

my brother u need 2 sharpen ur lies sensor. This is d era of APC

Very stupid men, na your thugs kidnapped you.

brownlord:


Oga calm down, how can that even be possible, you mean the National Assembly is now oshodi that people just park their car the way they like, how was it possible the thugs came with same car like his, what happened to his protocols, they just stood, taking selfie while their principal mistakenly entered a different car and was whisked away.

Anyone that believe thugs can invade the National Assembly and cart away with any item without the corporation of a higher power and the security agents is an idiot

maybe d mace stealers parked in d same car park. That guy story......

Sagamaje:
Shoro niyen...

oyani lenu

A building with more than 100 men was overun by not more than 10 armless thugs ,sissy men all mouth no action. Disgraceful

Na Nnamdi Azikiwe I dey blame no be them, na him put us into this mess

Omeokachie:
Wonderful!


They must have come in such an expensive and exotic car for Yayi to have mistook it for his own.


APC!

Temptee101:
To me this is just an after thought because it clearly contradicts what Ben bruce earlier stated on channels t.v last night having confidently said Yayi told them he was kidnapped.

Just what kind of unfortunate government have we found ourselves. Lies, lies and counter lies left, right and center.

What happened yesterday is the first of its kind in our history. By now heads should have been rolling but no, it's still lies flying up and down

APC is simply a curse to this nation with the dullard at the helm

seunmsg:


The scenario painted above is very possible. Our politicians are the most gutless Nigerians. They fear a lot. If you watch the video of how the mace was stolen, you will see how some senators ran out of the way of the invaders.

Yayi ordinarily has no reason to steal the Senate mace. Even if he has a reason to, he won't be so stupid as to want to publicly associate with the invaders. Everything is not a lie. The presidency angle is absurd by the way.

Have u ever been to the national assembly? I've been there on many occasions and I can assure you that there is no way those guys would have gained access into that place, take the mace and successfully escape without collusion by security agencies. The heads of all security agencies present at the National assembly have questions to answer because it is a clear that there was an order for the security details to stand aside and let those guys do what they did. Yayi's story is another confusing one but I will like to give him the benefit of a doubt

How can grown up man mistakenly enter wrong motor?? Tot leaders suppose Dey fearless? Whr d guy dey run to?? If u run,wetin make we do?

I only know some set of people who can abduct a person and release him in short notice, what I see is that he received a warning or he is lying, now them see say Dino strong pass them, Dino was even shot live in maitama, this one them push enter vehicle leg have spoil already.

I just wish I could pronounce curse on this fool who call their self leader's of Nigeria. them they use their Head at all?

I knew the man was lying when he said he was abducted

So you had to end with APC? Did you expect us to chant 'LIE' after the APC?. OK, APC.... LIE.....

Omeokachie:
Wonderful!


They must have come in such an expensive and exotic car for Yayi to have mistook it for his own.


APC!

freeze001:
I say Naija na live horror movie o! Hmmm

Na so dia car resemble him own?

Babe e dey happen o. Person nor dey remember e plate number for head.

He mistook the thugs car for his car or he mistook the thugs to be his securities?
Whichever it is, its disgusting.

He mistook their car for his own...

What a story!

givan:


Babe e dey happen o. Person nor dey remember e plate number for head.

Na wa!

brownlord:


Oga calm down, how can that even be possible, you mean the National Assembly is now oshodi that people just park their car the way they like, how was it possible the thugs came with same car like his, what happened to his protocols, they just stood, taking selfie while their principal mistakenly entered a different car and was whisked away.

Kobicove:
He mistook their car for his own...

What a story!

Not holding brief for anyone, but if truly Omo-Agege mobilized those boys, then it is highly possible that they used Omo-Agege's car. If that is the case, then Yayi could have mistaken Agege's car as his own since all senators have the same kind of car as official car given to them last year.

Also, trust me if you arrived at a place and incidentally, their is chaos and alarm, the first thing that enters your mind is to find safety first before finding out what is going on.

Just viewing it from that angle; not saying anyone is saying the truth or lieing.

freeze001:


Na wa!

welcome to 9ja.

Adebowale89:


the day yinmiri will know their leaders are cowards rather than word hero
if he escape thru a woman's leg perhaps ojukwu was his mentor

word hero ko, alphabet hero ni.

Esseite:
Them do una with lies?

So the thugs now drive a 2017 lexus GX Suv?
So yayi has no security protocol?
He entered a vehicle with opened doors?
He struggled with thugs to leave the vehicle?
He managed to escape at the carpark, same HOA premises?
If he was running away, are the same thugs not running to their vehicle aswell for him to find himself there?

You guys lie for the most absurd things. Its obvious it might have been an APC plan..

The report might not be true, but the analysis you gave above is empty.

- Even armed robbers do go on missions with the latest 2018 Range Rover or lexus; remember these guys were political thugs, not riff raff robbers.
- Protocol of senators cannot be around then 24-7, especially not when they're within the NASS complex.
- He surprisingly walked into a commotion and was scared and disoriented; that's what happens when u run into chaos. In his bid to escape, he blindly ran into the nearest 'big car' hoping to be safe there.
- There's nothing unusual about him struggling with the thugs after realising he walked into the wrong sanctuary
- He was obviously released by the thugs because he wasnt their target; they must have driven a few meters away, stopped and kicked him out.