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| Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13: 5:24pm On May 31, 2010 |
madam aproko, what is ya business with me enjoying?  No let me call police for you o. |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 5:31pm On May 31, 2010 |
Romsky na baba born boi bros effiong get sista,na ekaite tayo get 3 shidren, shidima,shukuemeka n shiamaka ben get 2 shioma n shike landlady get 3 shukura,mukaila n mulika kunbe na iya solo n born boi dikele na baba tunde n tinuke hectoswag na baba kokumo,durotimi,malomo n jokotade |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 5:36pm On May 31, 2010 |
Baba shioma na me u dey follow talk? |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by gidson12(m): 6:42pm On May 31, 2010 |
So this na d slum wey dyt n the rest of her trash dump scavenger (dickele, ben, dani, tayo n kunbee) friends dey leave, well i dey hail una. |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 6:49pm On May 31, 2010 |
As me Jst sit 4 front of door na e one k legged leg bros waka in,as d shidren c am na e dey shout talingo,talingo,talingo, I cm look i com c say na gidson, Mtchewwwww |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by romsky: 7:24pm On May 31, 2010 |
hmmm dyt no mess wiff me giddy y u dey beef d babe abi she no give u chop? |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by dani1luv: 7:30pm On May 31, 2010 |
Dyt:  As the landlord. . dyt you dun pay ur rent |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by romsky: 7:41pm On May 31, 2010 |
barawo |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by tayoast(m): 11:39pm On May 31, 2010 |
eh eehhh, i don tire for ds house ooo. one of Iya Solo's (Kunbee) numerous man-friends just left d toilet w/out flushing. Na only God sabi where she dey meet/pick her man-friends  |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Kunbee: 11:57pm On May 31, 2010 |
Dyt , i am not that poor to live in face me i face you and besides my spanking body is too hot to be a mom  |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 12:08am On Jun 01, 2010 |
Pa shidima u dey vex say she no give u 4 once |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13: 9:40am On Jun 01, 2010 |
tayo_ast:Pa shidinma. Lol abeg flush the toilet before you enter. . .Iya solo man-friends get STD.  I no be amebo o |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by tayoast(m): 11:28am On Jun 01, 2010 |
Ben-10: HERPES!! which means Iya Solo sef for don get d STD. Guys in d House, esp d Caretaker, make una run from Iya Solo oo!!!!! |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 11:36am On Jun 01, 2010 |
nawao,person don wait tire,i no say na baba shioma dey d bafroom,e don start 2 dey baf lyk woman |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by sylve11: 1:38pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
shurup! nor disturb ma sleep |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13: 1:43pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
tayo_ast:You never test Iya solo? |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by tayoast(m): 1:51pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
hehehe. . . i bin wan sample Iya Solo b4. Nw wey she don carry jombo, she gats show me doctor's report b4 i enta d place. Any1 seen d Caretaker? I bet he's been admitted |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by romsky: 2:20pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
hmmmm na real wa o |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by tayoast(m): 2:24pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
romsky: Dyt failed 2 name u. |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by nich(m): 2:33pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
kpor kpor kpor. Anybody dey dis house? Biko, i dey find iya solo. Abeg, she dey house? |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by tayoast(m): 2:36pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
^^ FYI, she don contract STD. . . thread softly. where d landlady dey sef? like i miss her  |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 2:41pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
U no ibun get resket,cm greet u no sabi,sure say na one of iya solo thing b dis ow i go 4get romsky now,mk u check d 1st page i don modify am baba ubong no b 4rm iya shidima room u dey talk 4rm? Ewele o,iya shidima dey follow do dat thing sef |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Phemour: 2:49pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
wetin dey hpn 4 hia? |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by nich(m): 2:52pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
madam tatafo radio, abeg u don see iya solo today so? Phemour:i be fisitor for hia o! abeg ask madam tatafo or oga landlord. |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 2:54pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
D thing sef don tire me 4 romsky nasoso wrapper e dey tie flexystar na iyamileko i neba c aunty juulie o n bros bashiru baba ubong don dey do dat e thing again landlady don sack Audu |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 3:01pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
Tatafo overhrd d conversation of nich i.e. Atupa n phemor i.e. Agama hmmm i bin no dis Agama of a guy o,wetin e con do 4 compound 2day? Me i go find out nothing dey pass me lailai |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 3:04pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
Tatafo whispers 2 Atupa i go tell u only if u fit drop,jst N100 ll do o |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by nich(m): 3:10pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
 i no get Naira o! na only Pesewas i get!  |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by hectorswag(m): 3:17pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
Dyt: Madame Dyt, sheybi den don unlock ya thread, na him body con dey swit u abi if i start with you today ehn |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by romsky: 3:46pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
hmmmm i no go talk |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Phemour: 3:49pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
u beta nt. . landlord no wan tatafo |
| Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13: 3:56pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
See as baba kokumo head bend like beans. |
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