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What Illegal Immigrants Get When Crossing Borders: by MandingoII(m): 4:00pm On May 21, 2010
- IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
- IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
- IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
- IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
- IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
- IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
- IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
- IF YOU CROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER YOU GO TO JAIL FOR 2 YEARS




[size=14pt]- IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET,[/size]
1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS,
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON,
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE,
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT.
Re: What Illegal Immigrants Get When Crossing Borders: by candylips(m): 4:26pm On May 21, 2010
so are u encouraging us to try to cross the us border illegally
Re: What Illegal Immigrants Get When Crossing Borders: by JeSoul(f): 4:32pm On May 21, 2010
MandingoII:

- IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
- IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
- IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
- IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
- IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
- IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
- IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
- IF YOU CROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER YOU GO TO JAIL FOR 2 YEARS




[size=14pt]- IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET,[/size]
1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS,
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON,
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE,
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT.
Lol . . . Imagine.
Re: What Illegal Immigrants Get When Crossing Borders: by preselect(m): 1:28am On May 22, 2010
MandingoII:

- IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
- IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
- IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
- IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
- IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
- IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
- IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
- IF YOU CROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER YOU GO TO JAIL FOR 2 YEARS




[size=14pt]- IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET,[/size]
1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS,
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON,
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE,
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT.
that is why the U.S is the greatest country. or would you rather the U.S be like china? imagine what illegal immigrants did for this country:
they brought xtianity
education
medical science
and their children and children's children brought the revolution, constitution and democracy cheesy
Re: What Illegal Immigrants Get When Crossing Borders: by SeanT21(f): 3:13am On May 22, 2010
WOW~~Interesting.
Re: What Illegal Immigrants Get When Crossing Borders: by Nobody: 5:08am On May 24, 2010
nice to know some people do live the American dream.

after all someone ought to.
Re: What Illegal Immigrants Get When Crossing Borders: by MandingoII(m): 5:30pm On May 25, 2010
nice to know some people do live the American dream.

after all someone ought to.

If you call work yourself to the BONE the american dream. Then have at it.
Re: What Illegal Immigrants Get When Crossing Borders: by Nobody: 5:35pm On May 25, 2010
MandingoII:

If you call work yourself to the BONE the american dream. Then have at it.



lol you "work yourself to the bone" for the american dream if you refused to plan for the future. Having babies as a 16-yr old high school dropout and then having to work 3 jobs to pay child support will not give you the american dream.
Studying silly courses in college (borrowing money you dont have in the process) like counselling or social work that pay a pittance wont give you the american dream either.

there are many who have this american dream and dont have to work themselves to death to get it. It takes planning, wisdom and the grace of God. Those folks dont have 3 heads.
Re: What Illegal Immigrants Get When Crossing Borders: by Nobody: 5:42pm On May 25, 2010
the typical black response to an upsurge in over-qualified immigrants taking jobs they cant compete for.
Re: What Illegal Immigrants Get When Crossing Borders: by otawa: 7:28pm On May 25, 2010
- IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET,
1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS,
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON,
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE,
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT.

what a pack of CRAP. Better stop deceiving weak minded people!


On March 18, 2003, a group of Salvadoran immigrants were traveling on foot through Sutton Ranch when Foote, Nethercott, Conner and other Ranch Rescue associates clothed in camouflaged uniforms accosted them. They were forcefully captured and held at gunpoint by their assailants for a long period of time, during which Nethercott hit one of them on the back of his head with a handgun.
Re: What Illegal Immigrants Get When Crossing Borders: by dayokanu(m): 9:54pm On May 25, 2010
If you call work yourself to the BONE the american dream. Then have at it.

You dont have to work yourself to the bone.

The American dream involves have 3 baby mommas by the age of 20.
Not having a job and just chilling in the hood,
Sagging your pants all over and tattooing every part of your skin,
Queuing at the Social Security office for unemployment and food stamps.

Having gone to Jail 5 times before the age of 22,
Already have like 3 close shave with gunfights,
Getting drunk during the day, smoking weed all day and going to the club at night to holla at another Oochie mama for the 4th out of wedlock child

Live your American dream
Re: What Illegal Immigrants Get When Crossing Borders: by MandingoII(m): 4:32pm On May 26, 2010
ol you "work yourself to the bone" for the american dream if you refused to plan for the future. Having babies as a 16-yr old high school dropout and then having to work 3 jobs to pay child support will not give you the american dream.
Studying silly courses in college (borrowing money you dont have in the process) like counselling or social work that pay a pittance wont give you the american dream either.

there are many who have this american dream and dont have to work themselves to death to get it. It takes planning, wisdom and the grace of God. Those folks dont have 3 heads.

While you sit in that MUSTY A.RSE FOREIGN SMELLING STUDIO, in a neighborhood where people look at you like you STANK!

but you think you LIVING the Dream.

sad.

Folks are flying by your unaccomplished Black a.rse and looking down at you.
Re: What Illegal Immigrants Get When Crossing Borders: by Kx: 4:35pm On May 26, 2010
If u cross nigerian boarder from niger,u become a nigerian citizen by almajarin!
Re: What Illegal Immigrants Get When Crossing Borders: by preselect(m): 6:38pm On May 26, 2010
@kx

lol
Re: What Illegal Immigrants Get When Crossing Borders: by otawa: 4:23pm On Jun 02, 2010
Mexico has demanded a full investigation into the death of one of its citizens after he was beaten and shot with electric stun guns by US border patrol agents

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/us_and_canada/10211188.stm

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