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Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by Nobody: 12:06am On May 16, 2018
Danny110:
Lolzzzz, which kin porn go make pesin carry knife near I'm pr**k??
The guy must be suffering from some insanity issues...if hardcore porn should such effects den 70% of Nigerian males no go get pr**k na...

U hear things like "baby a sorry a cut off my pr**k 7yrs ago wen watching porn" grin

I dey among the 30% sha wey neva watch porn or masturbate....winkwink

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Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by Tonimagnificent: 12:11am On May 16, 2018
Islie:








https://www.herald.ng/man-cuts-own-penis-after-porn-video-got-him-too-excited/



Irony of wat happen here



my bible told me dat if ur right hands lead u to sin cut it off nd d left those d same "vice vtsa.. he was so addicted to porn dat he couldn't help it. then turns to God for forgiveness and did wat d Bible told him from wat I wrote above.
Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by Phemi93(m): 12:12am On May 16, 2018
[quote author=Houseofglam7 post=67596853]Only Jada Fire could've had that effect on him.


Please don't quote me, I don't have light in my house

Lol....Jada "Fire" will light up your room but who is Jada Fire?
Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by Osasmd: 12:20am On May 16, 2018
Pentools:


Check jabi next cash n carry ... grin.
Thank u
Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by Tonimagnificent: 12:25am On May 16, 2018
Danny110:
Lolzzzz, which kin porn go make pesin carry knife near I'm pr**k??
The guy must be suffering from some insanity issues...if hardcore porn should such effects den 70% of Nigerian males no go get pr**k na...

U hear things like "baby a sorry a cut off my pr**k 7yrs ago wen watching porn" grin




he wasn't sleeping wit a porn star, he was watching a porn movie nd was masturbating. it made him go gaga.
Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by readyornot: 12:34am On May 16, 2018
Thank God for the quick response of the paramedics, can you dare try this utter rubbish in Nigeria? The person will bleed to death

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Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by Tonimagnificent: 12:41am On May 16, 2018
cry
EMMAUGOH:
Very serious man... This is the type of man Jesus want in heaven not those that think having private jet will enable them enter heaven easily.




angry
EMMAUGOH:
Very serious man... This is the type of man Jesus want in heaven not those that think having private jet will enable them enter heaven easily.



wat is dis one saying sef

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Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by Streethelper: 1:04am On May 16, 2018
grin
Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by Streethelper: 1:04am On May 16, 2018
grin grin
Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by computerglobal(m): 1:47am On May 16, 2018
nairalandbuzz:
Hahahha... Demonized move


grin grin
Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by lovemaths(f): 1:51am On May 16, 2018
Picture of the bleeding joystick or I don't believe this shit.
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Nkan nbe.
Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by emolala(m): 2:01am On May 16, 2018
Lalas247:
after seeing the country .. I'm not shocked

sips tea...

Because nobody dey talk d one wey you dey do abi.....Mother Mary,I raise nyash for you.
Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by David160(m): 2:02am On May 16, 2018
Hmm
Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by sexdoll: 3:03am On May 16, 2018
how can?
Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by lawnreigh(m): 3:21am On May 16, 2018
I have been to Thailand and I can tell you the country is sordom and.gomorah, sex, porn etc is a common thing and normal way of life there. I miss those beautiful, sexy Thai girls, they are the baddest and sweetest especially Pattaya girls
Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by Godbeloved(m): 4:32am On May 16, 2018
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Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by thunderbabs: 4:58am On May 16, 2018
He shuld have gotten a sharp scissors to cut it off and give himself a head with the prick... Nonsense
Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by Psywise: 5:01am On May 16, 2018
Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by smart024(m): 5:02am On May 16, 2018
Obviously, that guy got possesses by some sort of demonic spirits while watching that video...

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Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by Walexybobo(m): 5:47am On May 16, 2018
I recomend his name to be in the guiness book of records. Welldone muppet.
Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by skimanski(m): 5:50am On May 16, 2018
2buffagain:
This guy is a Vaseline Crew Legend. grin


Infact na the presido be that
Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by Hargbo(m): 5:51am On May 16, 2018
Village People at work

Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by donkilluminati(m): 6:11am On May 16, 2018
Lalas247:
after seeing the country .. I'm not shocked

sips tea...
what's wrong with the country? shocked
Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by Nobody: 6:12am On May 16, 2018
2buffagain:
This guy is a Vaseline Crew Legend. grin
vaseline no dey make sense again so him want try new things
Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by Nobody: 6:15am On May 16, 2018
lawnreigh:
I have been to Thailand and I can tell you the country is sordom and.gomorah, sex, porn etc is a common thing and normal way of life there. I miss those beautiful, sexy Thai girls, they are the baddest and sweetest especially Pattaya girls
wow, really please gist me more. The sweetest dey compare to what? But all those Thailand girls no get big yansh and boots.

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Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by Teeboi56: 6:15am On May 16, 2018
I no see d joystick
Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by supereagle(m): 6:19am On May 16, 2018
THIS STUPID THING CALLED ERECTION

Erection is a state of arousal of sexual desires in a man in preparation for sexual exploit. Having an erection is natural but obeying the dictates of your erection is a choice. For every erection, there's a responsibility. Wise men have control over their erection but foolish men obey their erections.

Any erection not properly controlled is capable of leading one to early grave. Unsolicited erection is no respecter of persons. Anointing, righteousness, strength, age etc has no power over erection, only self-control and self discipline can curb an erection.

Many became useless fathers because they didn't control their erections.

Some are in prison because they followed the dictates of their stupid erection.

Others have lost great opportunities in life because their erection pushed them.

Some are bed-ridden at the altar of uncontrollable erection.

The stupidity of erection is that most times it isn't selective. Unchecked erection has led great kings to be at the bed of their slaves and maids. Stupid erection has led some to sleeping with their blood sisters. Erection has not left the clergy out of the drama as many have been found messing up with those they ought to be Shepherd over. What a stupid erection!

A strong man is not measured by the level of his physical muscle or by the number of nations he has conquered but by his ability to control his erection. No man in history could be said to be more powerful than Samson yet his erection made him the weakest in history, his erection made him fall at the lap of a woman. David killed Goliath and conquered many great nations but he couldn't conquer his erection, he became weak at the sight of Bathsheba, the wife of his servant. Reuben ruined his future and generation after him because of his uncontrollable erection.

Don't let your erection destroy your destiny!

Your erection is a sign you are a real man but following it to everywhere it leads you is a sign of weakness.

Any man who cannot control his erection can't control his life.

The only time your erection cannot mislead you is when you use it within the confines of your marriage.

Stop following your erection, follow your vision.
You may be Solomon in Wisdom or David in Praise or Abraham in faith. But if you are not Joseph in Discipline , you will End up like Samson in Destruction .........Think over It . pls send to all men u care about.

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Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by Nobody: 6:20am On May 16, 2018
Teeboi56:
I no see d joystick
bros, wetin you want see?

Re: Man Cuts His Joystick After Porn Video Got Him Too Excited In Bangkok, Thailand by Nobody: 6:23am On May 16, 2018
lovemaths:
Picture of the bleeding joystick or I don't believe this shit.
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Nkan nbe.
we have the same type although mine is black, hit me up if you want to see how its actually looks like.

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