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Lol sex is really overrated.

Obviously your first time.

Bluezy13:
Obviously your first time.

na not first time.

Na u no sabi, next time no dey anxious, just calm down and enter from d back

Besides all those porn weh u dey watch no be like so for real life.

...

Congratulations On Your First Time Sex


But Next Time Look For A Pussy To Put Your Dick and Not Borehole

Loose p*ssy or lil' d*ck?

U win lottery

Nonsense u are calling her loose vagina

Next time look for your size she's not your size

Amu 1inch

VIRGIN BOYS DON FINISH FOR NL

emelda86:
U win lottery

Nonsense u are calling her loose vagina

Next time look for your size she's not your size

Amu 1inch

hahaha sure next I will surely look for my size.. And my Amy is not 1 inch

Maybe u get small dick..or she get borehole...or you weren't hittin it hard enough.

op just fu*ck a general well

anungangampu:
Yeah people, i just had sex and it's fucckking "Overrated"
The girl kept shouting babe take it easy and the next second "babe harder" .. I became utterly confused.
bleeped for over 20 mins and it was like I was dipping my dick in waters, I didn't feel anything.
I couldn't even reach orgaasm before she said she is tired. Don't even know how she would be tired where I was the one doing the dancing.

I probably felt unsatisfied nd have to enter the bathroom to cum. Still didn't cum.
It was a case of loose vagina VS hard dick.

A press release has been issued for the world's media, on this historic occasion that witnesses you FINALLY gaining access to some ying-yang.

Now, getting down to the nitty-gritty of your conquest today, can we infer from your complaint that the toto you were shooking was so BIG and LOOSE that you couldn't even tell if your man-meat was inside, or outside, of the promised land ?

If the reply to this preliminary question is positive, then the only advice our panel of experts can offer is that in the future, you AVOID sex with ANY women who have borne babies at any stage of their lives.

Think of it this way, God has yet to bless even one single man on this planet, with a trouser-tilapia that is bigger than a baby's head, talk less of a baby's entire body, THEREFORE it stands to reason that any path that has been traveled by a baby's entire body, should be regarded as OFF LIMITS to any man who entertains hope of enjoying the shooking process.

Look before you leap. If you see saggy or deflated breasts or large guts, or if you so much as HEAR about a baby EVER being born to a woman you had been scoping out, CEASE AND DESIST right away, and abort the mission at once, to avoid becoming a hapless victim a second time.

Your bill for this information is in the mail.

emelda86:
U win lottery

Nonsense u are calling her loose vagina

Next time look for your size she's not your size

Amu 1inch

IKPU 2inch

If you want to learn how to sex, seek an older woman that you can be free with.

so we should do what...

How do you know you didn't reach orgasm if you don't know what orgasm is?
Stand in the front of a mirror and slap yourself, then say 'Mumu'

See what xvideos is doing to ur sexlife,well as for ur 3inch preeq I suggest u dig a hole of ur size in ur mattress and pick a IndecentStar,that way you will derive the pleasure u seek

anungangampu:
Yeah people, i just had sex and it's fucckking "Overrated"
The girl kept shouting babe take it easy and the next second "babe harder" .. I became utterly confused.
bleeped for over 20 mins and it was like I was dipping my dick in waters, I didn't feel anything.
I couldn't even reach orgaasm before she said she is tired. Don't even know how she would be tired where I was the one doing the dancing.

I probably felt unsatisfied nd have to enter the bathroom to cum. Still didn't cum.
Don't know if It was a case of loose vagina or small dick.
With actors I have seen on x video's I can't literally rate my dick small.

Borehole!!!

emelda86:
U win lottery

Nonsense u are calling her loose vagina

Next time look for your size she's not your size

Amu 1inch

You called him 'amu 1 inch', what if the otu is an expressway? Check zianu!

Craziestgirl:
How do you know you didn't reach orgasm if you don't know what orgasm is?
Stand in the front of a mirror and slap yourself, then say 'Mumu'

He needs a teacher like you. Odi egwu!

Sigmabond:




You called him 'amu 1 inch', what if the otu is an expressway? Check zianu!

Odikwa behuge...

emelda86:


Odikwa behuge...

Haahaahaaahaaa!

Craziestgirl:
How do you know you didn't reach orgasm if you don't know what orgasm is?
Stand in the front of a mirror and slap yourself, then say 'Mumu'

never sad I didn't know what orgsm is

Kingsley1000:
VIRGIN BOYS DON FINISH FOR NL

We still dey oooo.

Na 2day? What will us king of sex now say! You had sex and u dey shout! Had straight 2rounds last night and 3round this morning

cooooooks:
If you want to learn how to sex, seek an older woman that you can be free with.

I cannot think of a more disgusting activity, than to engage in the foul abomination of copulating with a shriveled old hag, as you recommend here so confidently. I pity you sir. I would sooner have my nuts pulled off with pliers, than even consider the revolting scenario you advocate with such confidence.