Guy's you won't understand, today i went to get my pvc at ikeja and one babe with better massive boobs like that walked in. She received a call and BOOM with excitement she began to jump updandan with her boobs flashing, radiating massively disturbing my peace.
My brain just de calculate and miscalculate at the same time. I just get out of the office before i disgrace myself with the tight jeans i wear.

Share yours. We de wait

I once had an erection in a meeting. Funny enough I wasn't even thinking about sex. From time to time, men are likely to experience random erections. A random erection is an erection that occurs without sexual stimulation. Random erections are normal.

Man is wired to have erection anytime, anywhere. Sometimes the erection is even subconscious.

inside the mosque. just like that ooo, the thing want to embarrass me in front of God.

Anywhere...have like 8times today

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Jgovt:
Anywhere...have like 8times today

You be horse?

While I was walking to my department. I was about entering the walkway when I had it, mehn! I had to respect myself and continued walking, then I covered it a little with my cross-bag.

during an interview, had to use my mind control and sit adjustment.

Cuteamigo1:
inside the mosque. just like that ooo, the thing want to embarrass me in front of God.

Mine was on a queue to receive holy communion and I was not having dirty thoughts. It just happened.

Tallesty1:
Mine was on a queue to receive holy communion and I was not having dirty thoughts. It just happened.

kai, the third leg gat no chill, it can rise and fall at will. what did you do to arrest the situation?

Cuteamigo1:
kai, the third leg gat no chill, it can rise and fall at will. what did you do to arrest the situation?

Nothing. Just zeroed my mind from it and it disappeared.

This is one human organ that has its own brain. It can rise when you are thinking of something else. I once had mine in the church. Many times i have heard erections when i am in suspense. The most regular is whenever i am pressed to urinate.

Mine happens when ever I'm tensed or anxious... It's really annoying cus all I want is for it to just go down... but the stuff has a mind of its own.

Tallesty1:
Mine was on a queue to receive holy communion and I was not having dirty thoughts. It just happened.

Lol

it happens to me anytime I am on phone with my girlfriend even if its a normal simple talk, it always happen anytime, anyday and dats y i dnt call her wenever I am in public

Unwanted erections is very embarrassing

Craziest of them all..my dick was just up like a steel rod. I wasn't even thinking about anything sex... Dirty. Funny thing, I couldn't sit nor stand for 2 min. This was when I knew it was konji attack. I tried thinking of the worst things...experiences...phobias of mine just to let it lay low. E no gree. A lady noticed what I was facing and smiled. The dick became stiffer... I was shaking my head like a dog trying to get water off it's head. Walked out of the office with a very funny walking steps to go urinate. Came back... the secretary asked, are you OK with a smile...I told her...No ooo, I'm not okay.



Served in a very remote village during NYSC which is quite far from the LG council where we have CDS.
One day I climbed okada with a female Corper to CDS. Within some minutes, my prick stand. I was just shouting inside "No, No, No...Don't do this to me junior be nice and calm." The thing no gree stand down....next thing okada enter pothole naso babe ass bounce come shift..feeling on my dick. I felt so embarrassed . When we got down, I couldn't stand straight.

oyatmicah:
it happens to me anytime I am on phone with my girlfriend even if its a normal simple talk, it always happen anytime, anyday and dats y i dnt call her wenever I am in public

Eyaah... does your girl know about it?
I bet she loves the fact that you get hot just by hearing her voice

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For me it's anytime I'm feeling sleepy while doing something e.g maybe when the lecturer is teaching and I'm dozing he will just start standing or if I'm in the office during a boring meeting(holidays) and I'm dozing and sometimes randomly too

Tallesty1:
Mine was on a queue to receive holy communion and I was not having dirty thoughts. It just happened.

hard to believe

mine happened inside a church,as i'm even typing rite now i have an erection.

While standing in the presence of ur future inlaws

Inside a bus and I was about to come down. Although, there were ladies in the bus capable of waking up one's "chairman," but my thought wasn't drifted towards that. Na so I hold my trouser blow guy comot. In the process of doing so I mistakenly pressed one of the "balls" sef. Chai! I was crying deep inside that day.

MrRichmond:

Eyaah... does your girl know about it? I bet she loves the fact that you get hot just by hearing her voice

she went crazy wen she found out

Here to read comments andni can't stop laughing.
I know some people who have never had an erection will come here and lie.

its not possible for a guy not to have had an erection

MISSCONGENIALITY:

I know some people who have never had an erection will come here and lie.

I know you don't have a breast.

MISSCONGENIALITY:

I know some people who have never had an erection will come here and lie.

I know you don't have a breast.

On mine sec sch when we are do end off Yr party and award, I winned best student on eglish lang and mine his call too co!e and collected mine award if u see as am waka go up ehn


Shame his cash me inisde Hall that day ehn