sirvick:

i went to a date with a lady, in five star hotel, we both a good time together, the most embarassing thing came after we played some games their, on our way to go home, reaching at my car to open the door,  my car key fell down just pick it up my foreign trouser just torn in front of the chick and the waiters, i was dead at mints

Beautful.B:

I went to a date with a guy for the first time, we went out for a lunch, he's English was too poor, he bought fried rice and ice cream for me, I eat a little of it as usual, he got upset and said why am I wasting the food, I told him that am ok, this guy took the remaining food and ate them as if he hasn’t eaten for a week no remainate , even the chicken he ate both the flesh bone, mehn i was embarrassed, so I walk out of the place.

Beautful.B:

I went to a date with a guy for the first time, we went out for a lunch, he's English was too poor, he bought fried rice and ice cream for me, I eat a little of it as usual, he got upset and said why am I wasting the food, I told him that am ok, this guy took the remaining food and ate them as if he hasn’t eaten for a week no remainate , even the chicken he ate both the flesh bone, mehn i was embarrassed, so I walk out of the place.

jay bee:

Jeez, so what do we say about your english?

sirvick:

i went to a date with a lady, in five star hotel, we both a good time together, the most embarassing thing came after we played some games their, on our way to go home, reaching at my car to open the door, my car key fell down just pick it up my foreign trouser just torn in front of the chick and the waiters, i was dead at mints

Beautful.B:

I went on a date with a guy for the first time, we went out for[b] lunch[/b], he's English was too poor, he bought fried rice and ice cream for me, I ate[b][/b] a little of it as usual, he got upset and said why was I wasting the food, I told him that was ok, this guy took the remaining food and ate them as if he hadn’t eaten for a week no remnant , even the chicken he ate both the flesh and the bone, mehn i was embarrassed, so I walked out of the place.

jay bee:

Jeez, so what do we say about your english?

kpolli:


n u say his english was poor, can we bliv u now
plus was it your money, the guy didnt want his money to waste

jay bee:

I don't have to know him    

Creamish:

mine was sum yrs back. . . was outside my gate with sum chicks (my neighbours) and we were stroking everyone who walked past us . . (u know how interesting gossips can be  ) . . some cute guys were strolling and they came towards our direction. . .I was lookinf fly wit ma short white skirt n white top (wetin de reign doz dayz) . . one of dem boyz was tryn to toast me. . .so i started walking backwards and giving him some hard-to-get moves/yarns . . dint know d gutter wasnt properly covered . . fell into d gutter. . wit d damp black water and all d colonies of mature algae! . . d laughter i heard above me was just terrible . .     

dint want to get out . .   

Creamish:

mine was sum yrs back. . . was outside my gate with sum chicks (my neighbours) and we were stroking everyone who walked past us . . (u know how interesting gossips can be  ) . . some cute guys were strolling and they came towards our direction. . .I was lookinf fly wit ma short white skirt n white top (wetin de reign doz dayz) . . one of dem boyz was tryn to toast me. . .so i started walking backwards and giving him some hard-to-get moves/yarns . . dint know d gutter wasnt properly covered . . fell into d gutter. . wit d damp black water and all d colonies of mature algae! . . d laughter i heard above me was just terrible . .     
dint want to get out . .   

googles:

googles:

Creamish:

mine was sum yrs back. . . was outside my gate with sum chicks (my neighbours) and we were stroking everyone who walked past us . . (u know how interesting gossips can be  ) . . some cute guys were strolling and they came towards our direction. . .I was lookinf fly wit ma short white skirt n white top (wetin de reign doz dayz) . . one of dem boyz was tryn to toast me. . .so i started walking backwards and giving him some hard-to-get moves/yarns . . dint know d gutter wasnt properly covered . . fell into d gutter. . wit d damp black water and all d colonies of mature algae! . . d laughter i heard above me was just terrible . .     

dint want to get out . .   

Creamish:

thanks for your support googles . . .very encouraging .

he he he sugar girl fell inside gutter o

i couldn't help the laffta nor vex

next time dont do shakara ehn

Kenny_G:

aha one must not laff at such things, she could have been seriouly hurt, pele jare

tubabie:

Ha

Kenny_G:

wey your own story?

Kenny_G:

aha one must not laff at such things, she could have been seriouly hurt, pele jare

tubabie:

Shame dey catch me

spikedcylinder:

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