I approached a lady today and as we were talking, chit chatting, conversation was fun or i think, at some point i signaled to my friend to come over, introduced him to this lady, now this is where things took another turn.

This dude is kind of a socially awkward guy and coupled with d fact that he just came out of a very painful relationship and he hasnt recovered from the heartbreak, so i think with the pain he just blurted out "Oh i hate girls.. they re so mean, they dont kno wat they want".

I quickly sensed wia this is goin so i came in, told the girl that dude is a comedian and she shldnt take him serious but i think i wasnt that smart enuf, cus dude out of d blue said somthing about a girl that was slpin with her dad cus she realised he has a big dick. On hearing "dick" I scrambled to hijacked this convo back cus i think dude had fúcked up, but i guess i was wrong.

Lady got all energetic all of a sudden and both started yappin away about dìcks, big dìcks...dìck talks everywia. I was shocked, gobsmacked. This girl shld have eewwed and walked off but here she is, gesticulating and talking about dìcks size and shìt, this is an awakening for me, a rude and a very shocking one. I was even ignored, i cud have walked away and they wudnt even notice.

Well atlast the whole show came to an end and girl said to me "oh u seem gentle" to which i just stammered out sth, my voice even broke sending some ripple of uncomfortableness off me, she eyed my partner while i sheepishly asked for her no, she gave me and waved my friend off.

Seriously is it her or do ladies love talking about dicks or sth? Right now i want to call her and say "hey watsup sexy" but i dont kno, it might be uncalibrated and she might feel wierd about it.

What is your purpose in life young man?

Lemme book space and see waht the next person has to say

dingbang:
What is your purpose in life young man?

Work hard, play hard little man