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Masturbation And Luck! by Aol360: 9:20pm On Jul 21, 2018
Good evening folks, I am a young guy in my mid twenties. I often self-service myself in order to relieve stress. But I have come to notice some facts about masturbation which I want to air for others to share their experiences and views too.

The first thing I discovered is that any time I get involved in this act, something strange always happen.

Like a month ago, after masturbating, I set out to repair a phone at computer village.The keke I was to board got detained by area boys immediately it stopped to carry it.

Last two weeks I also engaged in self service, I went to buy suya, the suya man lost control of his fire, the fire started burning uncontrollably and even burnt the suya.

This weekend I did self service again and something terrible happened again. As I was going down the staircase, I slipped and almost lost my spinal cord.

These are some of my bitter experiences of engaging in self service. Quite a number of times, I lose my esteem at work and this makes my week horrible.


I try to limit my masturbation but the Soul is willing and the body is weak. I am sharing this in order to hear from others their experiences after masturbation if it actually bring bad luck like mine. More so, it has increased my belief that sex is spiritual and beyond physical pleasures.

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Re: Masturbation And Luck! by dingbang(m): 9:24pm On Jul 21, 2018
Stop it... Or get married

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Re: Masturbation And Luck! by joceey(m): 9:24pm On Jul 21, 2018
Hmmm stop self servicing yourself .......To avoid bad lucks period

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Re: Masturbation And Luck! by Mutemenot(m): 9:25pm On Jul 21, 2018
You aren't alone bro. Bad luck follows it. Just try to keep away, find something else to take your attention

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Re: Masturbation And Luck! by RevenGeMission: 9:26pm On Jul 21, 2018
It's purely coincidental , service again today and confirm if something happens

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Re: Masturbation And Luck! by samysmoothfresh: 9:29pm On Jul 21, 2018
village people dey do night shift for this one head cheesy

frankly though, i think it's the supersttion in you messing up with your brain

not that i'm encouraging you to carry on masturbating though

in the end, i'm sure you know what to do
Re: Masturbation And Luck! by isidiwent: 9:39pm On Jul 21, 2018
it affects progress too. Like self-service before an exam, before an interview or so. it affects some people but may not be all.

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Re: Masturbation And Luck! by youngberry001(m): 9:46pm On Jul 21, 2018
isidiwent:
it affects progress too. Like self-service before an exam, before an interview or so. it affects some people but may not be all.
uhmmmm

Re: Masturbation And Luck! by Donald95(m): 9:51pm On Jul 21, 2018
For me, After self service, Women will be no different from men. I will concentrate on whatever thing I am doing. No more distractions from fat A.sse.d ladies walking across me for at least a week.

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Re: Masturbation And Luck! by mployer(m): 9:56pm On Jul 21, 2018
You talking trash.

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Re: Masturbation And Luck! by babyfaceafrica: 11:52pm On Jul 21, 2018
lolz
Re: Masturbation And Luck! by Goddyss(m): 1:04am On Jul 22, 2018
So are you saying sex is better than masturbation?
Re: Masturbation And Luck! by dkronicle(m): 3:56am On Jul 22, 2018
50cent also mastubating is bad. So boy, better stop it!
Re: Masturbation And Luck! by Yoshy: 7:05am On Jul 22, 2018
It's called wasting your seed, as much as I hate to tell you this, masturbation is more dangerous than fornicating with a trusted partner (why not marry her though)

Same reason the second child of Judah was killed in Genesis (wasting your seed).

So it's dangerous, physically, phycologically and emotionally.

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Re: Masturbation And Luck! by Goddyss(m): 9:14am On Jul 22, 2018
Yoshy:
It's called wasting your seed, as much as I hate to tell you this, masturbation is more dangerous than fornicating with a trusted partner (why not marry her though)

Same reason the second child of Judah was killed in Genesis (wasting your seed).

So it's dangerous, physically, phycologically and emotionally.

Jeez your analogy is so dumb.

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Re: Masturbation And Luck! by BiafranDel: 10:15am On Jul 22, 2018
What most people fail to understand is that, masturbation is a biological process. By biological process, i mean masturbation is a function of the body.

Each time you masturbate, your brain releases a chemical called dopamine. Now this substance is what triggers your body to feel pleasure and high.
But the bad thing is, the substance does not last for long in the body as it disappears soon after. Then the urge to masturbate comes again.

As you keep on masturbating and getting this pleasure, slowly your brain and body starts getting used to the new order.

The neurons in your brain starts to rewire itself to get more of this pleasure. Your subconscious mind gets retwisted as to wanting this pleasure all the time.
As your system changes, you start craving for that feeling all the time and that is how you become addicted to masturbation.
But be warned the sad thing is, masturbation cycle takes a very short period of time to become addicted to it than when you try to break from it. Peace!

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Re: Masturbation And Luck! by Yoshy: 11:50am On Jul 22, 2018
Goddyss:


Jeez your analogy is so dumb.

Sorry you didn't get it, it wasn't meant for everybody.
Re: Masturbation And Luck! by mimimile93: 12:07pm On Jul 22, 2018
Who still masturbates when ladies are cheap?
Re: Masturbation And Luck! by xtivin(m): 12:17pm On Jul 22, 2018
When you self service, you waste sperm which happens to be energy. Your glory depreciates
Re: Masturbation And Luck! by stevecantrell: 12:50pm On Jul 22, 2018
OP please dont masturbate after watching this...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uDSZmLc_XE
Re: Masturbation And Luck! by Nobody: 5:49pm On Jul 22, 2018
Lol.. The mind is indeed so powerful a tool in the hand of the enlightened.

When you masturbate, at the verge of expuslson, you're emitting energies which if channeled well, can be used for a greater good. You can literally materialise your desires if you can simply master how to channel your energy into doing your bidding. It's like sending the universe a message and getting a response in a giffy.

But if you believe something bad will happen after masturbation, it will. You can't send forth negative energy and expect positivity to happen. You can't plant an apple tree and reap an orange. It's a universal law..

Man perish for lack of knowledge.

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