Esseite:
Haha...

1st - pretty girls campaigning for buhari
2nd - fake whatsapp conversation on 2k refund
3rd - lady promises to sell all properties for buhari
4th - now chinese peeping to see buhari with a professional edited picture focusing on him..
5th - lets see what awaits today... just maybe one or two trekkers

One question - where were all these stunts before now?

NIGERIANS ARE WISER...

your wailing just start

Obviously photoshopped

Hw did u manage 2 capture dis guys 4rm dia room....u jst wan giv news by faya by forc weda na real or fake

meanwhile the buhari media man that sent this has succeeded in putting this duo in trouble by such act of peeping a visiting vip through curtain during state house formalities is a let down to them,I have stayed there many years that's how their government reason with such act

Those guys look suspicious.i hope they weren't planning to kidnap buhari.

Almaiga:
Buhari is loved home and Abroad.
Check out the way Chinese are hailing him on the streets of China.

I am a strong supporter of PMB but i don't find it funny when people lie on social media or put up stories that are not totally true about my president.this picture was taken during his visit to Morocco

They were like,

"Lee, I told you he's lifeless. We can make cheap clones of this mannequin in Shenzhen and sell to the millions of zombies in the North of their country. They'd love a full-size replica in their living room. It'd be just like the real thing: dull, vacant and lifeless"

"Xiao, you're right. Quick, call the factory!"

"And don't forget to add a few bright colored LEDs. Africans love tiny bright lights."

" Oh and make him talk. Like, have him say 'kwaraption' at the press of a button"

"No Xiao. The real one hardly emotes."

"True. Ok, let's keep the dummies dull and mute too"

"Cha-ching!"

"Somebody called?"

"No, cha-ching. We're only mimicking the internationally recognized sound of a cash register...cha-ching!"

"Oh. Ok. Thought they sound 'ping'"

"Yes?"

No, Ping. No one's talking to you."

"Oh"

"Yes?"

"No, Oh. We're just ..never mind"

They were like is dis d lifeless president from Nigeria trump meant

Neoteny:
They were like,

"Lee, I told you he's lifeless. We can make cheap clones of this mannequin in Shenzhen and sell to the millions of zombies in the North of their country. They'd love a full-size replica in their living room. It'd be just like the real thing: dull, vacant and lifeless"

"Xiao, you're right. Quick, call the factory!"

that's the next business that will boom soon

Who wouldn't want to catch a glimpse of the only lifeless president in the world?

idiot this is his trip to Morocco and not China.

peeping to confirm how lifeless he is

Three chinese guys walked into a bar. Their names were Ho, Lee, Fuk.....

2016v2017:

that's the next business that will boom soon

Trust me, they'll be the northern sex doll.

Ew.

Jhayeahsam01:
meanwhile, i will use this opportunity to tell God what i need.
am
an agronomist with years experience in crop production and yield maximization mostly Nigeria stables.
married with a kid
no job
looking for one in Lagos and its environ.
am financially challenged
need job to revive my falling hope n joy.
am desperately in need of good job
pls help a father n brother..

Bro, maybe you need to stop asking for job like this online. Consider relocating outside Lagos to the hinterland where land is cheaper and where you can put your profession/training to good use. Lease cheap land (some go for as low as 5k - 10k per acre for a year, in some parts) and grow crops that will have high yield on account of your agronomist background - green pepper sells like hotcake and can be grown easily for example. You can even assist the farmers in those parts via consultancy services that you could get paid for in return for teaching them how to get higher yieds. This Nairaland begging is not good enough please. Put on your thinking cap.

Lolz.

They want to carefully verify his "lifelessness". It will help them in introducing lifeless robots, cars, phones, etc

That's the one I told you about
The terrorist

Pure Photoshop the dullard follower of dullardino was to dull to realise closer picture of the two Chinese men should have been sharper than bubu,s picture faraway instead they did the opposite.This is why I stopped supporting APC even the followers are so lifeless they can't Photoshop a lively picture in peace again

Almaiga:
Buhari is loved home and Abroad.
Check out the way Chinese are hailing him on the streets of China.

lol baba am a buharist and a patriort but this is way too far...
the picture clearly shows buhari with the morocan monarch.. You remeber when buhari visited moroco?

Esseite:
Haha...

1st - pretty girls campaigning for buhari
2nd - fake whatsapp conversation on 2k refund
3rd - lady promises to sell all properties for buhari
4th - now chinese peeping to see buhari with a professional edited picture focusing on him..
5th - lets see what awaits today... just maybe one or two trekkers

One question - where were all these stunts before now?

NIGERIANS ARE WISER...

Firstly, it wasn't a whatsapp conversation, it was a twitter thread.
Secondly, did u see d picture of the pretty ladies campaigning or nt?? I thought they said "SEEING IS BELIEVING" is it A.P.C's fault that none of ur family and friends is pretty enuf to be picked?
Also, Where were u when one man probably from ur political party said "HIS WHOLE STATE GAVE HIM THE MONEY TO BUY HIS OWN TICKET" that wasn't a lie to u abi?? Am a buharist... And i say this ur comment last zero-element of sense.

Almaiga:
Buhari is loved home and Abroad.
Check out the way Chinese are hailing him on the streets of China.

This is Morocco, slowpoke

Almaiga:
Buhari is loved home and Abroad.
Check out the way Chinese are hailing him on the streets of China.

Stop lying! That picture was taken in Morocco!

englishmart:
Novelty?

they only wanted to confirm Donald Trump's comment. I'm sure they were not disappeared

Of course they didn't disappear

Mumu this is Morocco not China ]Buhari is loved home and Abroad.
Check out the way Chinese are hailing him on the streets of China

LharryVee:

Firstly, it wasn't a whatsapp conversation, it was a twitter thread.
Secondly, did u see d picture of the pretty ladies campaigning or nt?? I thought they said "SEEING IS BELIEVING" is it A.P.C's fault that none of ur family and friends is pretty enuf to be picked?
Also, Where were u when one man probably from ur political party said "HIS WHOLE STATE GAVE HIM THE MONEY TO BUY HIS OWN TICKET" that wasn't a lie to u abi?? Am a buharist... And i say this ur comment last zero-element of sense.

Okay

they wanted to see how lifeless presidents behave

They wanted to see the lifeless presi...

They actually came there to see if what President Trump said about him (lifeless) is true ,that's all

A new meme is born

Almaiga:
Buhari is loved home and Abroad.
Check out the way Chinese are hailing him on the streets of China.

This is Morocco na...that's the king of Morocco