Yesterday I toast one babe like that for facebook messenger, I told her the normal thing guy man suppose tell a woman wey fine, she even sent me her pictures...but not nude ooo.

Today I entered online I greet her as usual babe told me that she's going offline, I was like "haba I just dey enta online and you are going off" she said no ooo, that her phone has an issue as electrical engineer wey I be even though I don't repair phones at least I will have a clue of what is wrong with phone if she open up.

But to my surprise this babe told me that she don't even know what is wrong with the phone.

I was like see this one, you said your phone get issue and you don't know what is wrong with your phone for my mind. I said OK what do you intend to do your phone, omo this babe told me that she needs new phone and that she prefer Infinix and that her birthday is this month.

NL readers I'm not that good in writing long epistle you can see the screen grab of our chat below...

Cc: Lalasticlala

She blocked him, Bros is broke.. :DShe blocked him, Bros is broke..

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She blocked him, our Bros is a broken boys ..

Hahahahahaha, for her mind she feel say she don see maga.....

Immature small girl.....

What better way to win a girl's heart than getting her her dream gift for her birthday?
Ogbeni, you'd be a fool to let this golden opportunity slip by.

My cousin used his school fees to get Chinelo into his bed.
Today he isn't a graduate because he dropped out but each time Chinelo walks past; he is consoled by his bragging rights.

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Amakavula:
She blocked him, our Bros is a broken boys ..

Bro so if na u, u go buy her the phone, just read the text, I don't have enough energy to type everything in the text

Stanweezy:


Bro so if na u, u go buy her the phone, just read the text, I don't have enough energy to type everything in the text

Bro? Lolx. I was just kidding oh, Even if you had brought the phone you will just be another maga.

NwaAmaikpe:



What better way to win a girl's heart than getting her her dream gift for her birthday?

You'd be a fool to let this golden opportunity slip by.

If truly her birthday is this month what stop her from Informing me that yesterday, because she needs phone invariably her birthday now turns to be this month

na wao
babes are not smiling

NwaAmaikpe:



What better way to win a girl's heart than getting her her dream gift for her birthday?

You'd be a fool to let this golden opportunity slip by.

My cousin used his school fees to get Chinelo into his bed.
Today he isn't a graduate because he dropped out, but each time Chinelo walks past, he is consoled by his bragging rights.

this one and e cousin na mumu

Dem I never belle full gang...........

samysmoothfresh:



this one na mumu

Bros send her friend request on facebook and continue from where I stopped, at least get her the Infinix since this month is her birthday

she needs infinix x6 as a birthday product.

The guy lead her on in my opinion. She really did not ask him for a phone. He is the one that kept asking unnecessary question in that direction.

rman:
The guy lead her on in my opinion. She really did not ask him for a phone. He is the one that kept asking unnecessary question in that direction.

Bros, she technically asked for the phone, the dude only pulled her out of her shell!

It's a shame how Naija people see relationship as means of sustenance.

The guy's replies really cracked me up

Lool
I don't know if fb is where you see the most poorly frustrated broke boys.
Lool.
Before I accept a friend request from people now, You must be a female.
I'm tired of you loose men asking girls out on fb.
Worst part is that you are broke, what's 48k phone

highqueen:
Lool
I don't know if fb is where you see the most poorly frustrated broke boys.
Lool.
Before I accept a friend request from people now, You must be a female.
I'm tired of you loose men asking girls out on fb.
Worst part is that you are broke, what's 48k phone

Have you bought a guy a gift that is valued 48k? Do you work? Do you earn money?

If you do trust me you wouldn't have typed that.

PS: Everybody should work for and spend his/her own money

TonyeBarcanista:

Have you bought a guy a gift that is valued 48k? Do you work? Do you earn money?

If you do trust me you wouldn't have typed that.

PS: Everybody should work for and spend his/her own money

Men are meant to take care of their women.
Stop emasculating yourselves mbok.

highqueen:

Men are meant to take care of their women.
Stop emasculating yourselves mbok.

This is a leech mentality!

You were educated like the average dude, perhaps you learnt trade like a million guys!

You are expected to use your education/skill/training to give yourself a better life and not depend on fellow human, who also has personal responsibilities.

Leeching is an aberration to nature!

I kept seeing "You can reply to this conversation, here's why" since the first screenshot, I knew things would end badly, despite starting out well.

"I haven't even seen you yet adn you're demanding for a phone"

highqueen:
Lool
I don't know if fb is where you see the most poorly frustrated broke boys.
Lool.
Before I accept a friend request from people now, You must be a female.
I'm tired of you loose men asking girls out on fb.
Worst part is that you are broke, what's 48k phone

Do you work?

TonyeBarcanista:

Have you bought a guy a gift that is valued 48k? Do you work? Do you earn money?

If you do trust me you wouldn't have typed that.

PS: Everybody should work for and spend his/her own money

Wa sere... No mind am.

TonyeBarcanista:
This is a leech mentality!

You were educated like the average dude, perhaps you learnt trade like a million guys!

You are expected to use your education/skill/training to give yourself a better life and not depend on fellow human, who also has personal responsibilities.

Leeching is an aberration to nature!

Really
Was that what your bible told You?
So you calling God leech too

highqueen:

Men are meant to take care of their women.
Stop emasculating yourselves mbok.

No wonder African women are referred to as Investment. Just buy them, or attract them with your other non-living properties, invest in them, only that their value depreciates over time. One of the most stupidest investment I've come across.

fvucking depreciating assets.

Dudeweedlmao:
No wonder African women are referred to as Investment. Just buy them, or attract them with your other non-living properties, invest in them, only that their value depreciates over time. One of the most stupidest investment I've come across.

fvucking depreciating assets.

Sharap.
Know who you quote to talk rubbish.

This December alot of slayqueens Glory will depreciate to 1kilobyte


You can see their minister of Defense showing her skills on the thread already

highqueen:

Really
Was that what your bible told You?
So you calling God leech too

Madam, which God? Maybe you mean Satan because God made it clear who a woman of virtue is. Please read Proverbs 31:10-31

"She selects wool and flax and works with eager hands." - Prov 31:13

"She considers a field and buys it; out of her earnings she plants a vineyard." - Prov 31:16

"She makes linen garments and sells them, and supplies the merchants with sashes." - Prov 31:24


Go and work, God hate leeches! He commanded that the lazy soul should not eat

TonyeBarcanista:

Madam, which God? Maybe you mean Satan because God made it clear who a woman of virtue is. Please read Proverbs 31:10-31

"She selects wool and flax and works with eager hands." - Prov 31:13

"She considers a field and buys it; out of her earnings she plants a vineyard." - Prov 31:16

"She makes linen garments and sells them, and supplies the merchants with sashes." - Prov 31:24


Go and work, God hate leeches! He commanded that the lazy soul should not eat

LMAO.
So, you mean when God instructed Adam on how he will suffer to feed his family he also included eve abi??

You don't even know me yet, so calling me lazy is out of it.
I work in automobile company as a mech engr.
But what I'm saying is that no matter what or how you wanna twist nature, God's world shall always prevail.
You are meant to provide for us,period.