willyo:

U masturbate?

Dude, na guy u dey follow talk oo!! Don't let her "queenbelle" you o!

kunmiiii:


Dude, na guy u dey follow talk oo!! Don't let her "queenbelle" you o!

Lol
Thanks for this info

Hmm impregnating female demons. Well if d female demon get belle she can always abort ..chikena.

highqueen:
Masturbators are angry with this op.

Lmao!! As in ehn...

But jokes aside the post is damn funny!! Look at the way he was confidently spewing poppycock and driveled rubbish.

And I just want to start masturbating now o

This is just the most ridiculous and laughable post I've read on NL, and trust me I've read a lot of hogwash, but this leads by miles.

This O.P na clown, It was a good laugh tho.

Lmao!!!

This op should not be allowed to walk freely on the street. Na dis kind of delusional people fit kill their whole family!

persinpapa:
THIS IS DANGEROUS
MASTURBATION !!!
The greatest demon on earth
IF YOU ARE A MASTURBATOR OR YOU MASTURBATE , YOU WILL BE POOR FOREVER !!!

Please wheather you are a man or woman stop whatever you are doing and read this now..
Each time you MASTURBATE you donate sperm to the demonic kingdom.
Masturbation is like having sex in your dream, each tim you release you are impregnating a demon annd as a woman, each time you MASTURBATE you are getting impregnated by demons.
Have you ever wondered why you see yourself with children in your dream or you are breastfeeding in your dream when physically you have no children?
That the children you've given birth to through your long years of masturbating..
You donate your fortunes and luck to demons each time you self please yourself..have you ever wondered why depression and poverty still lingers in your life? even though you work hard??
Each time you MASTURBATE, you donate your fortunes to the demonic banks..
masturbation has over the years been seen as something thats less harmful and safe...


BUT I WARN YOU!!!!!!
These demons are the most dangerous demons...they inflict you from your childhood and torment you till you die..

BE WARNED!!!!

I don't want to tell you that your story sounds very silly It is good to say the truth which is masturbation is not good but the art of using fear tactics is very wrong

persinpapa:
THIS IS DANGEROUS
MASTURBATION !!!
The greatest demon on earth
IF YOU ARE A MASTURBATOR OR YOU MASTURBATE , YOU WILL BE POOR FOREVER !!!

Please wheather you are a man or woman stop whatever you are doing and read this now..
Each time you MASTURBATE you donate sperm to the demonic kingdom.
Masturbation is like having sex in your dream, each tim you release you are impregnating a demon annd as a woman, each time you MASTURBATE you are getting impregnated by demons.
Have you ever wondered why you see yourself with children in your dream or you are breastfeeding in your dream when physically you have no children?
That the children you've given birth to through your long years of masturbating..
You donate your fortunes and luck to demons each time you self please yourself..have you ever wondered why depression and poverty still lingers in your life? even though you work hard??
Each time you MASTURBATE, you donate your fortunes to the demonic banks..
masturbation has over the years been seen as something thats less harmful and safe...


BUT I WARN YOU!!!!!!
These demons are the most dangerous demons...they inflict you from your childhood and torment you till you die..

BE WARNED!!!!

I don't want to tell you that your story sounds very silly It is good to say the truth which is masturbation is not good but the art of using fear tactics is very wrongful FEAR can never produce anything positive

kemicalreaction:
Really

Yes

This is my Comment

rtdCivilservant:

very funny thread, so if u pour the sperm inside toto u go become rich abi?