This happened last night but go me ROTFL.

Went to the gas Station to buy male Condoms ,yes I am married and we practice safe sex as we've had 3 kids in 3.5 years. . We all know they keep them in an area where you do have to ask someone before u can purchase them.

here is how the convo went:


Me : May I buy some some some ****at this point I was looking at the item, feeling intimidated as the cashier was a guy*****
Cashier : Maam, would u like some condoms?
Me: ah Yes
Cashier: Which one would you like?, extra small, small, large, extra large, sheepskin, * the  dude carried on with his silly list with a equally silly grin on his silly face*

At this point a couple of other guys were behind me trying to pay for some items and could hear the conversation

Me: I said the yellow one in large please and may I have 3 packs * i was trying to buy as many as I don't wanna come back for while*
Cashier: wow ma'am, it going to be a long night, hahahahhahahah, good luck to the lucky dude

At this even point the other guys were laughing, then the chipped in, Have fun lady, one said with a silly wink, I paid for my item and i tear rubber commot for the place, this quite funny and embarrassing ,  my husband still cannot stop laughing, lol


BTW, this was my first time buying some myself has Hubby normally does. And Yes I did have a great time

Please share your embarrassing stories about you purchasing this item.

odiaero:

where u forced to buy it?

Were u forced to use drugs?, abeg Waka  commot for my tread

who know how ur own size be self, i bet na the size of drone

we still have a long way too go as regards sexuality and sexual education in NIgeria. too much pretence, abeg no mind them jare

odiaero:

who know how your own size be self, i bet na the size of drone

Sweetie, I am a woman, please read and comprehend, then post , it's not even funny. Gosh

jokobaba:

we still have a long way too go as regards sexuality and sexual education in NIgeria. too much pretence, abeg no mind them jare

I am actually in the US Virgin Islands,

^^êhehhhehehe, but they hv female condoms too, i was thinking that was wht u went 4

^^^^^ Oh ok, no it the male ones.

tolutara:

I am actually in the US Virgin Islands,

and your embarrassed? What store was that? one of them African Stores?

Becuz no, they dont keep them where you'd have to ask to buy them.

Like Walgreens, its in the pharmacy section, arranged like any other items. They put it where anybody can see it as to encourage a lot of people to practice safe sex

^^^^^ no it was at a gas/service station. Located behind the display counter where the cashier was, i guess for theft reason as the keep the cigarettes there too.

Oh, ma'am, dont be buying condoms at the gas station. the "0.1%" damage are usually from condoms bought from gas stations lol, jk.

But why feel embarrassed? Let him who has not heard about condom or have sexual thoughts judge.

Anywaz, mo get e wipe e kan n sere pelu tiredi yin ni

lol, u are funny!, I guess the embarrassment came when the other customers started to laugh and wink, lol

tolutara:

yes I am married and we practice safe sex

Interesting! Very interesting indeed!!!

Lmao it could be embarrassing for ladies to try and buy CDs. Next time you buy from stores where you do self service

coolier:

Interesting! Very interesting indeed!!!

Nice for you take it out of context especially when I did disclose the reason why we do so,

tolutara:

Nice for you take it out of context especially when I did disclose the reason why we do so,

Forgive me darling, I keep on forgetting condoms are a form of contraceptives especially with married couples. 

^^^^^^^ of course it is one of the options you have, unless u wanna have a gazillion kids you can't afford, especially with us, we seem get pregnant every year,

Buy from CVS and in cartons, Its usually at a discounted price buying in Bulk

Lmao!!!
Very funny . . . .I'D be embarrassed too.

dayokanu:

Buy from CVS and in cartons, Its usually at a discounted price buying in Bulk

Na this kain thread, them deh find you.

^^ yes o. Not like you who use polythene bags and rubber band to wrap it up

BTW which flavor do you prefer Vanilla or strawberry

dayokanu:

^^ yes o. Not like you who use polythene bags and rubber band to wrap it up

I'm not Mama-Gee. . . .

dayokanu:

BTW which flavor do you prefer Vanilla or strawberry

The one we used last night.

Didnt we swear to keep it secret?

Mamagee I didnt do anything last night, I was home all by myself I swear

tolutara:

Were u forced to use drugs?, abeg Waka  commot for my tread

classic line!, well delivered

typical naija girls, na fakeness and lie lie go kill am. this girl think sey we be mumu, the girl na confirmed ashewo she go buy condom, so her new boyfriend go nyash am she come here come dey sey na her husband. this is how they behave when they go to parties, instead of dancing they go fake too much. thats why i like ghetto girls sometimes, dem no go send just go straight ask cashier nigga can i get a latex

I know of a girl that buys condoms from my dads pharmacy,no aorta of shyness in her,she calls for the condoms with an authoritative voice
next time send your child

Well i dont tink there is any thing 2 be ashamed of in the buying of condomzz~~

@ Poster

D guy no dey Bleep?

190 as a girl if your not ashamed of buying condoms then your crazy, imagine if i was the cashier, i would immediate assumme that she is a freak, i would also get her number that day

there's notin 2 b ashamed of.as a matter of fact when i go 2 d chemist i say pls i want ruff rider or gold circle,i dont boda 2 say condom without any edginess.sometimes sef i go there and take it myself n den d sales gal will ask wot did u take n den i open my nylon n show her sayin i bought ruff rider,fling it in2 my hand bag off i go.y will i be shy .infact wen i told my boyfriend he said in yoruba "arent u always ashamed,me am shy o !dats y i say weneva u pass by a pharmacy pls stop by n buy it