kingxsamz:
Here's how to prevent your poop from splashing toilet water on your butt.
Thank later. *wink*
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A: As the poop is coming out of your butt you catch it and hold on until everything leaves your body.
Then you take all the poop in your hand and drop it gently into the toilet.

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B: Another method is to make sure you don't break the poop. That is, it has to come out in a way that it doesn't leave your butt until it touches the toilet water, as seen in the diagram. How to bring out the poop without breaking it is up to you.

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C:
Make smaller poops. In order to prevent water from splashing, you'll need to be careful of the size of poop that's coming from your butt. Let the poop come out in small amounts that when it hits the water it doesn't splash on your butt.

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D: Stand up quickly as soon as the poop leaves your body.
If you have a problem making smaller poops then this is for you.
You just need to stand up immediately the poop leaves you. This would require strength as the poop could...

kingxsamz:
Here's how to prevent your poop from splashing toilet water on your butt.
Thank later. *wink*
1
A: As the poop is coming out of your butt you catch it and hold on until everything leaves your body.
Then you take all the poop in your hand and drop it gently into the toilet.

2
B: Another method is to make sure you don't break the poop. That is, it has to come out in a way that it doesn't leave your butt until it touches the toilet water, as seen in the diagram below. How to bring out the poop without breaking it is up to you.

3
C:
Make smaller poops. In order to prevent water from splashing, you'll need to be careful of the size of poop that's coming from your butt. Let the poop come out in1 small amounts that when it hits the water it doesn't splash on your butt.

4
D: Stand up quickly as soon as the poop leaves your body.
If you have a problem making smaller poops then this is for you.
You just need to stand up immediately the poop leaves you. This would require strength as the poop could drop before you can even be able to stand up. Though this is not an easy method but if you put work to it, you'll achieve.

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E:
Put some ice cubes in the toilet.
This works pretty well. All you have to do is get some ice cubes, at least a cup, put it in the toilet and then do your thing. Not a single splash. *wink*
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F: Sit in the toilet water.
This method is the one which I feel is more effective and guarantees you a %100 splashed free pooping experience.
All you have to do is take you butt all the way down to the toilet water and sit in it. That way you would be pooping directly into the water without a single splash.

Well that's it guys. I hope these tips really helped. Questions are allowed.

spiralwedge:
Werey, catching it is the best.

Admin401:
Finally! This mystery has been solved. I can use the toilet now without fear of feedback loop.

tunde705:
Abeg who get yaba left phone number? One of their patient just open thread for nairaland o.

wis3:
No 4 really got me

Kylekent59:
The best method is as the poo is coming out flush the toilet at the same time. That's for those using water closet with push button or handle.


100% safe.

Thewrath:
All these long talk sef,you no go boarding school?
Just drop some tissue paper into the toilet to thicken the water before you Poop

Bulletproof:
Simply, put foam inside water and put into the toilet....drop your poo like a pro; it wont splash.
OR.....
Use lots of tissue paper and place inside the toilet; don't let it soak too much, drop your poo immediately and it wont splash.

OR...

Master the art of slowly releasing poo, it's called poo-poo-lotrophy.....it wont allow for splashing too.