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Guys reveals various ways they test their girls by tobechi74: 11:38pm On Dec 29, 2018
I was just informed that I was nominated
as part of the 5-man delegate you were just
informed that you were nominated as part of the
5-man delegate to pay a visit to mr Alakija- the
security officer who have been absent from work
for over two months. You wondered why the
information came late as you entered the
official bus .
The twenty minute journey came to a halt.
Everyone disembarked from the bus and was
welcomed by the disgusting smell of refused
adjacent the building. There was nothing
spectacular about the one bedroom face me i
face you apartment except that it is poorly
ventilated.


MR Alakija walked in amidst support from this
wife. You don't need to be a medical doctor to
know he had AIDS. Brown rashes was spotted
all over his body like chicken pox. The wife
confirmed our suspicsion .she narrated all his
health and showed the drugs and bills to the
team.
What touched me was the care and support she
showered on him. She touched him freely
without being scared of contacting the disease.
She French kissed him passionately and joked
of the wonderful sex experience they had the
previous night.
The team left for office. All through the
journey,I was quietly engrossed. This is a
proof that mr alakija was truly loved by his wife.


Does my fiancee love me the same way? I
asked myself.
I remember the last time I suffered from
measles. Funke,your fiancee isolated me. sHe
made sure no physical contact was made.she
left the bed for me prefering to sleep in the
couch instead. She even came up with an
excuse to go and collect her original university
certificate abandoning me to suffer the ordeals
alone only to reappear after the scars were
gone. She could divorce me if I you had Aids.


‘stop the vehicle , i have an appointment’ I
shouted. I had remembered the HIV test and
genotype I and funke went for as a
prerequisite before her family could yield their
consent to our union I came down and entered a cab to the
hospital. I matched straight to the doctors
hospital to collet the reesult. DR Adeboye was
a middle aged man wearing a grey suit . He
adjusted his chair before handing over the result
to you.
” you are both negative and AA” .he said fixing
a cold gaze my anxious self. Smile finally
covered my face as I reminded him I
was in a haste. I dashed out of his office and
headed back to the office.


‘what if the worst had happened What if I was
positive? I wondered in my normal pessimistic tone.
Just then a mishevious idea crypt into my
brain. I was going to play and expensive
prank on her.




Work was finally over .I reached home and ran
into my fiancée waiting arms. I was both
cohabiting despite not officially married. I
waited for her to serve dinner to eat before
executing my plan.
Dinner was over. I sat for a moment
organising my r thoughts on how two begin.

‘honey,we are both AA so we can both get
married’ I said it too fast and rapid keeping the
‘best for the last.

She smiled and gave me another hug before
popping in the follow up question in
‘what about the HIV result?
I placed my for finger on her head and
my thump finger m my jaw andu slowly buried my
y head to the ground. I could feel her smile fade
away.
She repeated her question the second time with mixture
of curiosity and fear


” em ..em …you are negative…am positive. I
managed to force the last two words out of
your mouth.


the news sent shocking wave down her
spine.Her forehead squeezed revealing the
hidden wrinkles beneath. she didn't move she
didn't utter a word as if she was expecting me
to continue speaking.


”may be i had contacted it in the barbing
saloon it wont affect our wedding plans doctor
said i can live for over thirty years without
developing any symptom of AIDS s.” i muttered
and stopped when i noticed that she wasn't
listening. I went closer to her . grabbed her
shoulders and whispered the words slowly to
her ear

”you still love me don't you?” . I I needed her to reaffirm her love for mehere
before telling her it was all a prank.
I didnt see this coming. her right palm came
swinging across my face before landing onhe'd
my left cheeks. I had to move two steps
backward to retain my balance. I held my
face in disbelief.

“dont touch me. good night'” she muttered and
headed to the other room to sleep.

As a gentleman who will never lay
hand on any woman. I went to my own room
to sleep replaying the slap incident that just
took place.

I finally slept off and woke up the next
morning. I took my bath and dressed for
work. I didn't know if she deserves an
apology for my being HIV positive or you
deserve an apology for being slapped. I
swallowed my pride and went to her room to
apologise. she yelled at me to leave her alone and threatened to hit men with a pistol. I am not willing
to take chances. I leave her alone and went
to work.

Now I am back, she has packed all her belonging. Good

I am currently in a dilemma to I call her back and tell her it was a test or let her leave for good
Re: Guys reveals various ways they test their girls by babyfaceafrica: 11:58pm On Dec 29, 2018
move on..God has shown you the type of lady ypy are about to marry, you need to do Thanksgiving in church!!!
Re: Guys reveals various ways they test their girls by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:14am On Dec 30, 2018
Most people under 60yrs old would react the way funke reacted, who are we kidding? Expecting her to react any other way is silly. She has all her life ahead of her..... As for the wifey who continue have sex and sharing bodily fluid with her sick partner, to each their own.

Now be honest with yourself: if Funke had told you she was hiv+, would you really still stick with her, or would you run?!
Re: Guys reveals various ways they test their girls by Nobody: 1:20am On Dec 30, 2018
I agree with MrBrownjay1! would you really stick with funke?












Nonsense! who get time to read this epistle?

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Re: Guys reveals various ways they test their girls by tobechi74: 9:40am On Dec 31, 2018
other whisper

Re: Guys reveals various ways they test their girls by ethanscott: 9:47am On Dec 31, 2018
MrBrownJay1:
Most people under 60yrs old would react the way funke reacted, who are we kidding? Expecting her to react any other way is silly. She has all her life ahead of her..... As for the wifey who continue have sex and sharing bodily fluid with her sick partner, to each their own.

Now be honest with yourself: if Funke had told you she was hiv+, would you really still stick with her, or would you run?!

Yeah, nice point made
Re: Guys reveals various ways they test their girls by Nobody: 9:59am On Dec 31, 2018
tobechi74:
I was just informed that I was nominated
as part of the 5-man delegate you were just
informed that you were nominated as part of the
5-man delegate to pay a visit to mr Alakija- the
security officer who have been absent from work
for over two months. You wondered why the
information came late as you entered the
official bus .
The twenty minute journey came to a halt.
Everyone disembarked from the bus and was
welcomed by the disgusting smell of refused
adjacent the building. There was nothing
spectacular about the one bedroom face me i
face you apartment except that it is poorly
ventilated.


MR Alakija walked in amidst support from this
wife. You don't need to be a medical doctor to
know he had AIDS. Brown rashes was spotted
all over his body like chicken pox. The wife
confirmed our suspicsion .she narrated all his
health and showed the drugs and bills to the
team.
What touched me was the care and support she
showered on him. She touched him freely
without being scared of contacting the disease.
She French kissed him passionately and joked
of the wonderful sex experience they had the
previous night.
The team left for office. All through the
journey,I was quietly engrossed. This is a
proof that mr alakija was truly loved by his wife.


Does my fiancee love me the same way? I
asked myself.
I remember the last time I suffered from
measles. Funke,your fiancee isolated me. sHe
made sure no physical contact was made.she
left the bed for me prefering to sleep in the
couch instead. She even came up with an
excuse to go and collect her original university
certificate abandoning me to suffer the ordeals
alone only to reappear after the scars were
gone. She could divorce me if I you had Aids.


‘stop the vehicle , i have an appointment’ I
shouted. I had remembered the HIV test and
genotype I and funke went for as a
prerequisite before her family could yield their
consent to our union I came down and entered a cab to the
hospital. I matched straight to the doctors
hospital to collet the reesult. DR Adeboye was
a middle aged man wearing a grey suit . He
adjusted his chair before handing over the result
to you.
” you are both negative and AA” .he said fixing
a cold gaze my anxious self. Smile finally
covered my face as I reminded him I
was in a haste. I dashed out of his office and
headed back to the office.


‘what if the worst had happened What if I was
positive? I wondered in my normal pessimistic tone.
Just then a mishevious idea crypt into my
brain. I was going to play and expensive
prank on her.




Work was finally over .I reached home and ran
into my fiancée waiting arms. I was both
cohabiting despite not officially married. I
waited for her to serve dinner to eat before
executing my plan.
Dinner was over. I sat for a moment
organising my r thoughts on how two begin.

‘honey,we are both AA so we can both get
married’ I said it too fast and rapid keeping the
‘best for the last.

She smiled and gave me another hug before
popping in the follow up question in
‘what about the HIV result?
I placed my for finger on her head and
my thump finger m my jaw andu slowly buried my
y head to the ground. I could feel her smile fade
away.
She repeated her question the second time with mixture
of curiosity and fear


” em ..em …you are negative…am positive. I
managed to force the last two words out of
your mouth.


the news sent shocking wave down her
spine.Her forehead squeezed revealing the
hidden wrinkles beneath. she didn't move she
didn't utter a word as if she was expecting me
to continue speaking.


”may be i had contacted it in the barbing
saloon it wont affect our wedding plans doctor
said i can live for over thirty years without
developing any symptom of AIDS s.” i muttered
and stopped when i noticed that she wasn't
listening. I went closer to her . grabbed her
shoulders and whispered the words slowly to
her ear

”you still love me don't you?” . I I needed her to reaffirm her love for mehere
before telling her it was all a prank.
I didnt see this coming. her right palm came
swinging across my face before landing onhe'd
my left cheeks. I had to move two steps
backward to retain my balance. I held my
face in disbelief.

“dont touch me. good night'” she muttered and
headed to the other room to sleep.

As a gentleman who will never lay
hand on any woman. I went to my own room
to sleep replaying the slap incident that just
took place.

I finally slept off and woke up the next
morning. I took my bath and dressed for
work. I didn't know if she deserves an
apology for my being HIV positive or you
deserve an apology for being slapped. I
swallowed my pride and went to her room to
apologise. she yelled at me to leave her alone and threatened to hit men with a pistol. I am not willing
to take chances. I leave her alone and went
to work.

Now I am back, she has packed all her belonging. Good

I am currently in a dilemma to I call her back and tell her it was a test or let her leave for good
you asked for it. are you God to be testing his creation, or a primary school teacher. measles is different from AIDS, you can get it from contact. would you have married her if she was HIV positive? put yourself in her shoes, the main source of HIV transmission in young people is unprotected sex, not hair cuts. I am sure she knows you have your clipper, so she assumed you either lied about your ignorance in the beginning or played away match recently.

congratulations you have just lost your fiancée to your ignorance and stupidity
Re: Guys reveals various ways they test their girls by Nobody: 10:01am On Dec 31, 2018
tobechi74:
other whisper
these quotes are made by and for poor quality men
Re: Guys reveals various ways they test their girls by Deandean: 11:41am On Dec 31, 2018
Very expensive prank if u ask me....who jokes with HIV undecided4get d medical clearance that u cn touch,u cn kiss n do wateva without being infected....the media has done d damage b4 trying to repair...ppl general associate HIV to death sentence.....

That being said...the prank doesn't justify her reaction, unless ofcos u have a history of cheating on her,in whc case shez like,karma has caught up with u n ur looking 4 a co-sufferer....besides dat...4 sum1 u love,u at least cld hv sympathized with him n say sumtin like darlin,pls i cnt process dis right nw,cn we get a break at least.

Anoda angle to it z dat...d shock made her loss it n overreacted

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