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Help...only Bread Sellers Give Me Greenlight by Starboytwo(m): 3:14pm On Jan 20, 2019
Hello,I'm having a serious dillemma in my love life I have 3 girlfriend (or they think I'm their boyfriend which I'm not) and 2 are bread sellers :one is a tailor....I don't want all of these girls,I'm tired...as I fine reach,tall dark handsome,six pack,bear bear every every why all these "omo oni buredi,tailor people are the ones falling for me...I want to date banker,engineer,lawyer,slay Queen,mbgn,dj cuppy etc..

Here's is our typical convo on phone

Breadi seller-hello boda kinni

Me-hello who be dis,"ta lon soro

Breadi seller-emi Ni, emi "ruka...

Me-ruka ehn kilo shele

Breadi seller-mo Ni kin shay hello Ni,shey ema jeh breadi...kin bayin gbe wa...iszot..on gbonaaa...

Me-haaa modaran,bawo loshay getti number me..

Breadi seller-anti rofia loh fun mi Ni number yin...won Ni eh like bready ton gbonaaa...

That's how all the breadi seller got my number on speed dial...I need y'all advice to get out of all these "oni breadi sellers and tips to attract bankers,pilots and dj cuppy...

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Re: Help...only Bread Sellers Give Me Greenlight by Nobody: 3:17pm On Jan 20, 2019
Are you cracking a joke or Serious grin
Re: Help...only Bread Sellers Give Me Greenlight by Auladimeji(m): 3:18pm On Jan 20, 2019
A loaf is better than none,moreover Masai may be your calling cheesy.

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Re: Help...only Bread Sellers Give Me Greenlight by STARGREEN(m): 3:22pm On Jan 20, 2019
Please accord them some respect. Their career shouldn't make you to belittle them. Yet you never mentioned what you do.

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Re: Help...only Bread Sellers Give Me Greenlight by decatalyst(m): 3:23pm On Jan 20, 2019
Buy butter along or you hustle hard to get mayonnaise


grin grin

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Re: Help...only Bread Sellers Give Me Greenlight by CaZmir: 3:25pm On Jan 20, 2019
cheesy
Opportunity comes but once.

Tea tins grin

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Re: Help...only Bread Sellers Give Me Greenlight by Ooduavoice: 3:25pm On Jan 20, 2019
it may be a sign that you need to open a bread factory.
who knows, that may be where your fortune and destiny lies.
explore it man.

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Re: Help...only Bread Sellers Give Me Greenlight by bujebudanu1(m): 3:31pm On Jan 20, 2019
[quote author=Starboytwo post=74945090]Hello,I'm having a serious dillemma in my love life I have 3 girlfriend (or they think I'm their boyfriend which I'm not) and 2 are bread sellers :one is a tailor....


grin

Heard tailors are rich in USA and bread sellers are rich in Germany.
It's a sign from God.thats your destiny

Re: Help...only Bread Sellers Give Me Greenlight by Starboytwo(m): 3:33pm On Jan 20, 2019
Ooduavoice:
it may be a sign that you need to open a bread factory.
who knows, that may be where your fortune and destiny lies.
explore it man.
my fortunes lie in bread factory....that's a new one...I never hear am before
Re: Help...only Bread Sellers Give Me Greenlight by Starboytwo(m): 3:34pm On Jan 20, 2019
[quote author=bujebudanu1 post=74945551][/quote]baba it's not my destiny...my destiny is dj cuppy
Re: Help...only Bread Sellers Give Me Greenlight by Gofwane(m): 3:53pm On Jan 20, 2019
Don't look down on them because they are bread sellers.

Anything can happen!
Ask jumoke the bread seller that later became a model within the blink of an eye.
Re: Help...only Bread Sellers Give Me Greenlight by Rosay15(f): 4:01pm On Jan 20, 2019
This is so funny, I swear op u are a clown...
I don laugh fall for ground here oh grin cheesy grin

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Re: Help...only Bread Sellers Give Me Greenlight by GOFRONT(m): 4:05pm On Jan 20, 2019
Na so one girl wen dey carry agbo for head no wan gree let me rest here.....

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Re: Help...only Bread Sellers Give Me Greenlight by Newboss(m): 4:10pm On Jan 20, 2019
My brother, your "destiny" might be to sell akara o angry

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Re: Help...only Bread Sellers Give Me Greenlight by Starboytwo(m): 4:46pm On Jan 20, 2019
Newboss:
My brother, your "destiny" might be to sell akara o angry
hmmm destiny checker...eshay gan
Re: Help...only Bread Sellers Give Me Greenlight by Nobody: 4:56pm On Jan 20, 2019
There is what I found out, these set of people have big ass and big mammary glands.


OP is an assman or breastman tongue
Re: Help...only Bread Sellers Give Me Greenlight by emmanuelpopson(m): 5:49pm On Jan 20, 2019
why coming here to tell us this. isnt he enjoying there pketus when. they bring hot bread and butter for him.. enjoy your life oo
Re: Help...only Bread Sellers Give Me Greenlight by AryEmber(f): 6:00pm On Jan 20, 2019
STARGREEN:
Please accord them some respect. Their career shouldn't make you to belittle them. Yet you never mentioned what you do.
Abi oo! He wants banker, is he an engineer?
Re: Help...only Bread Sellers Give Me Greenlight by joyousever(f): 6:11pm On Jan 20, 2019
Why are some of you taking the post seriously? Can't u see through the post that the guy is giving us afternoon delight with his comic talent? Guy, you funny die! Lol grin
Re: Help...only Bread Sellers Give Me Greenlight by shurlar50(m): 7:54pm On Jan 20, 2019
But Bros, talk true, is it true you like bread gaaan?

Re: Help...only Bread Sellers Give Me Greenlight by leonard002(m): 7:58pm On Jan 20, 2019
lol... buy butter keep for house in case they come visiting

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