1. If you love me you will show me love, especially on a day like this.
Some guys are good at guilt-tripping their girlfriends on days like this. It is important to understand what you want and not fall for their sweet tongue. Sex is not an expression of love. If it was, all commercial sex workers will be the most loved people on earth! Don't you think so.

2. I will not shake when I enter. I will only stay at the entrance.
There are instances where guys tell their girlfriends this. A little semen is enough to transmit HIV to anyone. There are people who have had HIV without having penetrative sex.

3. My testicles will burst if you don't help me.
It's another lie that some guys have mastered over the years. No one's testes will burst from not having sex. Nothing of such exists.

4. Everybody is doing it.
Not everyone is having sex. Having sex is an option and you don't need to pressure yourself into confirming with what others believe.

5. If you don't do it now, sex will become very painful for you later when you get married.
This is another myth that girls hear from time to time. There is no truth in it.


What other myths or lies have you heard. Share with us. Happy Valentine/

Masturbation is better tham trying to fvck these STI-loaded whòres

Who will I lie to when I don't even av a Val?

Guys in my category should gather here and hit me some likes, at least for consolation.

In 2019!!?? The era of a dime a dozen?!!

May God continue to protect our daughters

Who lies help nah....
#teamtruthalways

I swear
I don use that number 2 tire and he dey work die


Abeg Jennifer
Make i just use the tip rub am
Then before you know it she will allow it( girls and thier soft mind) although some are honey at that moment but they will still be forming hard

Once she allow it then i go begin rub am between her labia Majora and labia minora. Voila she is in the mood hundred percent because Thier sensitive spot is not located deep down.

Baby naaaaa! Just lemme touch ur left br&@st, I won't squeeze it

J

Ladies need help from falling for the same old tricks

Best lie is. Me belly is paining me now.

V- Vote
A- Atiku
L- Lets
E- Enjoy
N- New
T- Things
I- In
N- Nigerian

E- Economy.

Funny

Na we d d SINGUlar no plural...

Lol

Very true.


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I have mastered Number 3 sha

I'm 33 n still a virgin, think i Deserve an award

crap

freemanbubble:
I swear
I don use that number 2 tire and he dey work die


Abeg Jennifer
Make i just use the tip rub am

it works because most girls will prefer u to use indirect language for u to penetrate them.
They already know What will happen.

BOOMnaija:
Who will I lie to when I don't even av a Val?

Guys in my category should gather here and hit me some likes, at least for consolation.

Do you want to wânk with Likes?

dalass:
Ladies need help from falling for the same old tricks

What help?

Y'all wanna fvck so kíni big deal.

dalass:
Ladies need help from falling for the same old tricks

Are you trying to tell me that we force you into sex not that you are ho.rny for our joysticks too?

freemanbubble:
I swear
I don use that number 2 tire and he dey work die


Abeg Jennifer
Make i just use the tip rub am
Then before you know it she will allow it( girls and thier soft mind) although some are honey at that moment but they will still be forming hard

Once she allow it then I go begin rub am between her labia Majora and labia minora. Voila she is in the mood hundred percent because Their sensitive spot is not located deep down.

You na man!

Expert!

6. I'll go in and come out immediately

7. I ll have running stomach if you don't allow me

8. Just one round and I wont disturb you again

comshots:
Are you trying to tell me that we force you into sex not that you are ho.rny for our joysticks too?

One other lie spotted

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What help?

Y'all wanna fvck so kíni big deal. [/quote

Why the lies then? abi

dalass:
why the lies then?

It's bcoz if we come straight (as in say it as it is) we may appear brash or disrespectful.

Maka why, how we go do am na?