A Nigerian man took to Twitter to narrate a hilarious experience of how he dated a white girl, who has a pet snake named ‘Viking’.

The Nigerian man who stated that white people are ‘wilding’, disclosed that he ended up dumping the white girl he dated because of her pet snake. Read his lengthy tweets below;

So, Yesterday I remember something I tweeted saying “if you roll with Oyinbo people there is nothing you won’t see” Oyinbo people are wilding fam! I have had quite few experiences with them and here is one of them. Thread!

It was years ago when I just entered yankee. I decided to get me a good babe nau. I sha registered online and started talking to few babes. After sometime, things started getting really serious btw me and this babe. She was OYINBO. We set up a date to meet. So we finally met…

She was really cute in person. I was excited and activated my “GHEN GHEN” mood. A lot of y’all know my deal with pets. I be confirm hard guy but no pets Fam! If you have dogs, I will hardly visit but my house is open. Sha don’t come with your dogs! If you have a life turkey…

https://unclesuru.com/2019/03/18/nigerian-man-narrates-how-he-dated-a-white-girl-who-has-a-pet-snake/

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That one na normal things in this part of the world here na,what’s the surprise there. You go surprise say that snake sef get levels pass you.

Nothing is wrong with having it...

lol date her well

over my dead body

Useless thread

enemyofprogress:
Useless thread

You are way more useless reading it.

Boda viking

Okay

Meaning

Nonsense

9k

And where is d snake

That thread was very funny.. I laughed out loud last night..

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Viking kwa, is d snake a bagger?

This guy get mind to even get serious with her sef
Me first day I know
I haff runaway like stylplus

How are the mighty(nairaland) fallen? Every trash hits fp. smh

Quite wierd

Hahhaha, Two years i asked one pretty lady out and she agreed, we played along meeting in my house and hotels when need arise, one day she asked me to come to her house and i agreed, on getting to her apartment i was relaxed watching my match while she was in the Kitchen preparing lunch. From her bedroom appeared this big Dog, immediately i saw the dog i melted, trust dogs when they sense the fear in you the animal came closer to me quietly. All i did was to call my friend to come and take away the Dog.
through out my stay in that House i was uncomfortable and the Dog never left the sitting room she sat on the exit door till i left.

i miss that my friend doh, she is happily married now a good girl who can not ask for what you can't afford, so homely and Natural. just that man was not ready for marriage that year

Deheezy:
And where is d snake

Its with lalasticlala

HHAAAA

lmao. white people and their weird obsessions! sickening!

How is this FP worthy?