Mommy's Black Sponge
Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina.

He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge."

A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!"

She replies, "I lost it, honey."

A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?"

Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"




Dinner Time

Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant.

Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".

Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a bitch" mean.

Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest".

Next day he comes home a asks what does "fuckin'" mean. She says it means "getting dressed".

That same night a priest was coming over for dinner. Johnny is just finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring.

He yells "got it". He opens the door and says "Hey son of a bitch, shits on the table and mom and dad are upstairs fuckin'".


Do Hearts Have Legs ?

Little Johnny once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs?."

The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?"

Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs."

Blueberry hill
It was the first day of a new school year.

Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher asks the first boy "Why are you tardy," the boy replies "I've been on Blueberry Hill" the teacher said "Take your seat."

She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on Blueberry Hill also" he replied.

Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with the same answer.

As the boys we're sitting down a girl arrives in.

"Let me guess", said the teacher. "You where on Bluberry Hill aslo"

"NO, I am Blueberry Hill" replied the girl.

The Two Ants
There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties.

One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour.

So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.

One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew!, What was your cave like" asked the other ant.

"It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?".

"Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me."

Naughty Johnny

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'

Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'

Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blow-job".

Now dis is soo silly

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

ur gonna love dis poem about s-ex, huh girls am sorry if it doesnt favour u dat much

Rhyme: The sadness of sex

Kissing's a pleasure

Fu-cking's a game

Guys get all the pleasure

Girls get all the pain

He says he loves you, and you believe it's true

Until your belly starts to swell and he says hell with you.

10 minutes of pleasure, 9 months and pain

3 days in hospital, a child without a name

The baby's a bas-tard

The mother's a LovePeddler

This never would have happened if the rubber hadn't tore

I Need It Badly
Now I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly.

I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft.

If you would do this for me no one would ever know.

I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would.

I am very desperate and I need your help.

You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry.

I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so.

Do you have a piece of chewing gum?

Now tell me what were u thinking of already

this is kinda of techincal, but read it carefully and u will find d joke

The Urinate Joke

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

Please use the word 'urinate' (ur-in-eight) in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"

I nearly laugh- - but but but. . . .

na always nearly, u no dey ever laugh, chei it be as it get for u ooo

No near me, i heard u get A1 for picking pocket.


Your joke too long - i like it short

hey! good stuffs u got there, lol

nice collection

thanks guys, at least someone appreciates it (unlike stud)

Na today?

na even true you talk self tseew

I nor like the way people dey ENVY ME for dis section

ENVY U? chai, people get sense pass dat one for Nland naa u no even happy say dem dey pity u dey tell u say ur swagga boring

Your swagger is fake like clown.

Just admit am sey u dey feel my swagger. . Heaven no go fall

abeg free me jor

U be person

soo stud, wetin happen wey be say u no dey Nland for like 3days, u travel?

make i no lie i miss u oo, sometimes if u no just dey, Nland go just dey boring, forget d fact say our two fit fight till we slaughter each other, i still respect ya

I'm aware of my celebrity status- - even BASKET MOUTH wan know who i be and the things wey make me thick. Lol

To answer your question eventhough e no make sense, i go owerri go see my grand ma.

U still be my man even upon sey u don use your sense of humour sell groundnut finish

okokomaiko
my husband get anoda talent besides bin a Nackson
To God b d glory

oga stud
werrin dey now , any gist

Idowuogbo:

okokomaiko
my husband get anoda talent besides bin a Nackson
To God b d glory

u suppose knw d kind husby wey u get now?

Yeah - a di*kless one.
No wonder your babe dey chase me about

oga stud behave oo , i no like am oo
y all dis now , wetrin sef
na crime sey i salute oya refund my salute
tsewwww

Studio CFR:

Yeah - a di*kless one.
No wonder your babe dey chase me about

, stud if na joke stop am i no like am

Idowu and Helmet, i just dey freestyle with my swagger bites.

I never cross my lane - Oyekan kilo fun'yin mehn

kilode kila she buda gbefila