S£XCAPADE GONE WRONG…(18+)…Part 1
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I Need Somebody

I just return from school around 6pm and since no class tomorrow i
thought i should call one of my female friend lets rock the evening
together, tomorrow is friday and the only thing that will make me go
to school is my ID card, they say our ID card will be ready tomorrow
and if i miss it that means i will have to wait till next friday and i
cant do that because i have text next week and the ID card is our
pass, i will enter school by 12pm in the afternoon to go and collect my ID
card meanwhile let me see if i can control one babe this night
I took my phone
and scroll through my numbers I saw Amanda and dial her number, the babe make sense oh bit she they form well well even though I know say she bad.
Ama: helloo
Me: my baby how are you?
Ama: hmmm am fine but which one you they yarn me my baby na when i
become your baby?
(see jamb question).
Me: dear forget that one joor so because you nor be my babe i nor fit
call you my baby abi?
Ama: na you sabi na wetin happen self wey you remember me today?
Me: i was going through my contact and i saw your name and decided to
give you a call.
Ama: okay thank you anything else?
Me: errrmmm yes.
Ama: whats that? (the way this babe they yarn so e be like she they with one of her guy because she nor they answer me like this before).
Me: no dont worry will call you later.
Ama: yeye boy.

She cut the call and i start thinking the next person to call because I really need to serve my oga food and e Don dey wey I feed am, well there is one girl a
party rider she love party so much and her name is Laveda, shes my
coursemate in school and shes a little bit older than me I dial her number and she
pick it up at once.
Lave: Oz how far?
Me: i they oh how are you?
Lave: am cool just feel bored at home.
Me: i thought so, there is a party going at Executive Hotel.
Lave: really? Hope you are ready. (see this babe oh e be like say she they even expect my call)
Me: am always ready the party start by 10pm.
Lave: then i will come to your house by 10 dot.
Me: alright i will be waiting.
Lave: okay.

I was happy even though i know say she nor fine but at least i go
use am shake body small but i hope my wallet is heavy oh because i
know that babe sabi yak person die like yankee but anyway sha base on say any which way na way i go play the
blue later on na afterall harrysong say after the reggae play the
blues. (na since then Chelsea begin decline though they achieve something great this season by spurs to hand the trophy to Leicester I think that’s their greatest achievement this season, Chelsea fan make una no vex )
I enter bed and sleep and set alarm so that i will wake up before ten
i dont want to miss this opportunity all my guys don nak this babe na
only me remain and i nor they carry last but this time i don carry
last.
I slept by seven and hope that i dont miss my alarm or else i go go
mad oh, you know sometimes when u dey find konji and you nor see e go be like say person wan mad, if you think say I they lie ask iplegde10 that guy Don mad three times for campus na only white garment church they fit cure him madness.
i was still sleeping when i heard my phone ringing i wokeup
sluggishly and saw that its a message from First bank (first bank they operate in the night?) i thought its a
credit alert because am expecting money from my people but alas i was
wrong i read the message and i was surprise to see that First Bank
has remove 200 naira from my account again, this is the third time in
one month perhaps i need to change my bank because i cant take this
any longer, i was so angry that i didnt hear my other phone ringing i
look at the screen and i saw Lovina.
Me: hello Laveda.
Lave: where you they since na abeg come outside i they your compound.
Still angry i stoodup from my bed and open the door i walk outside our compound
and saw Laveda standing alone she wear bum shot with
singlet omo i forget about the bank alert sharp sharp and the only
thing on my mind now is bum bum alert not bank alert.
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When i saw her all my wahala disappear at once i swear she no too fine but she
they sexy the back and front na authe, the bumshot show her backyard wella and it can make any man
lose his mind like terry g.
“na national Anthem you they sing for inside house abi wey make you
nor hear your phone?”
Me: hahaha good evening madam laveda.
Lave: evening Oga sir.
Me: how far na? (we shook hands together and walk side by side to my
lovely little dirty room i forgot to maintain it).
Lave: i dey oh i hope you don ready already because time don go oh.
Me: na party na even if na by twelve we enter no wahala.
Lave: see as you they talk as if you get personal car to take drop us.
Me: we go use bicycle na.
Lave: you nor well abeg open door joor (she blasted as we get to my room).
Me: my room no they neat oh.
Lave: open am joor abi you they hide babe inside?
Me: if i they hide babe i go carry you come?
Laveda: question for the gods.
::
i open the door to my room and she followed me inside she switch the
light on and look around then she ask “na wetin they smell like that?”.
Me: that should be myyyyyy…… soup.
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she move to were i cook and open the pot “chai Oz na so you come lazy reach”?
Me: no mind me joor.
Lave: abeg dress fast make we they go i wonder how your babe they manage.
Me: i nor get babe na if i get everywhere go they always clean like white house.
Lave: i believe you because a normal girl wont let his boo house look
like this unless that girl na werey.
Me: hahahaha funny girl.

Lave: ready make we they go jooor.
Me: i don ready finish na nothing to put on again.
Lave: okay you look good like this self i hope you hold your wallet?
Me: i nor they carry wallet waka midnight oh.
Lave: so wetin we go drink if we reach there?
Me: no worry my pocket they filled up.
Lave: better.
Me: so shall we?
“of course” she said as she walk or rather cat walk out of my room
like madona i look my room and off the light then i lock my door and
dogwalk out of the compound (is there anything like dogwalk? i dont
know oh but since there is cat there should be dog).
::
i met her in front of my compound waiting for me like say she be Jane
then me come be micheal jackson and we about to shot a film title
“thriller” oh men when i watch that music that time when i they small
i fear no be small, the next day when my elder brother wey get the
cassete go work i jejely carry the cassete go backyard and burn am to
ashes i burn am finish and sweep that place make him no see traces of
the ashes and my brother love that cassete die, when he return from
school he didnt search only under bed he seach inside pot of soup
join.

Wetin they do you

We reach main road that is Aba/Owerri road for Aba na so everywhere
they quiet as if person die, this is unusual because Aba is always
busy till twelve in the midnight even twelve arm robbers they make am
dey busy, we stood opposite first bank there waiting for keke napep,
the first one we saw charge us 300 naira for wetin them they collect
100 naira before just because say na night, hmmm i told him to go
because i cant start spending big now when am not even sure if i will
enter the ocean city.
Lave: all their price will be high today because its late already.
Me: well we will continue to wait till we see the one wey no smoke witch (no time to form big boy she know me already so am not gonna overspend na new catch I they spend for to tell her say our future is bright).
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we stood there for another ten minutes before we see another one wey the keke old like say na the time of moses them make am, this
one agree 200 naira (I know he will because the keke na eyesaw) so we just enter like husband and wife wey
shattered keke, the driver they ride him they stare at Laveda breast
for mirror I no blame am sha the breast alone na temptation but na wa for am oh and na highway him they oh, i cant
hold myself so i have to voice out. “errm driver concentrate for road na”.
Driver: na wetin concern you na your eye i take look?
::
i look at Laged and she just smile and shake her head i wonder why she
wear this kind singlet like this oh wey no make driver concentrate na
how i go manage her when we reach party because the kind guys wey go
they stare at her fit put me for coma 201.

i keep myself busy by pressing phone till we get to the hotel thats already booming like
tecno boom J8, i paid the yeye driver and hold lovi hand as we stroll
inside the big compound, we reach the gate and sceurity man look me
from head to toe, him no even answer my greeting self.
Me: bros i they greet oh (i repeat the second time as i hold Laveda on her hand).
Bros: na wetin you they fine here?
Laveda: we are here for the party please can you let us pass?
Bros: no be you i they talk na your boyfriend.
Me: bros na party things na.
Bros: na party na im you dress like say na film you they go act, i nor
fit let you enter oh (see gbege).
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i look my dress again i nor see anything wrong so i ask him “wetin do
the dress bros?”.
Bros: commot here i nor get your time joor.
Me: see this man wetin they worry you self ordinary security man.
Bros: eeh wetin you call me? (e be like say i charge him battery
because i be nor look am well before as him they waka come meet me na there i know
say men they grab, infact John Cena they learn for where him they.

Mr Attarudo

I be don they fear infact i wan melt but i nor fit show am because
Lovina they there i have to prove to her that am worthy of her, and luckily as if
God they hear my prayer as the giant they waka come meet me they shout
“who you they call ordinary security man?” me i they waka go back
small small because i they fear those kind people, Laveda move to his
front and start begging him, she put her hand inside her small bumshot
and bring out something she gave it to the man and whisper to him the man look at me
then say “na God save you today oya come pass joor and button that
your jackie chan shirt” Laveda took my hand and we enter inside the
grooving party together, i still they use one eye look back make person no
scatter bottle for my head oh because that head don suffer and you can’t trust a security man.
as we enter everywhere
don they bounce and tables are filled with drinks and snacks, one thing i like about we naija is that we know how to have fun like mad even though money no they afteraall psquare say even though you nor get money they jolly they shake body.
me and Laveda locate one free space so we took chair and move over there to sit down we
sit down for there begin they observe wetin they happen, blue light
everywhere and music blasting from the giant speaker those wey dey
dance they dance while those wey they drink they drink, as for me i
think a bottle of sprite will be enough I guess na 50 naira so e no
go they cost like that oh, where we sit down no shade for there and
three other guys they our front they smoke, and yes one of them they
look Laveda like bushmeat.
Me: i dont like this place.
Lave: why because of the guys?
Me: yes actually.
Lave: oh you dont need to be jealous you know, am not your girlfriend.
Me: am not talking about that i dont like smell of weed. (actually i
feel jealous).

Lave: oh that dont worry they will soon leave after their head don
dey scatter, abeg put hand for pocket mai go buy drink.
Me: wetin you wan drink?
Lave: just give me 1k i will go and buy them.
Me: okay (i put hand for pocket and give her one thousand naira).
Lave: wetin you go drink?
Me: sprite is enough.
Lave: dont fu-Cking tell me that i will buy heineken for you.
Me: na you go drink am oh.
Lave: no na you.
She left me alone and went inside the bar to get drink for both of us,
as she commot those guys wey they look us stand up and come waka meet
me, one of them bend down and ask, “guy na your babe be that?” see as
him mouth they smell weed e be like i wan even vomit self.
Me: no oh no be my babe oh na my coursemate.
Bros: the babe set oh and i been they look her since how we go do am
na? my name na Atarudo na we get this crip.
Me: na simple matter na i go give you her number.
Ata: really?
Me: yes na na simple matter.
Ata: oya na call the number for me.
Me: (i took my phone out and scroll through my contacts i saw hers and
start) 080 i pause when i saw him looking at me.
Ata: continue na.
Me: you nor go write am for book or store for your phone.
Ata: my head na my book oya call am finish.
I called the number for him and he repeat it exactly na there i know
say people wey they smoke weed them they clever die.

Runs Girl

They left me alone after giving them the number even though i give
them fake one them no go know till i reach house (i hope so), but that
guy bad oh, see as him memorize number sharp sharp me i never see
person like that before oh i believe na weed wey him smoke and i hope
after the weed don clear make the number too clear.
::
after waiting for laveda for good twenty minutes without any sign of
her i decided to go and look for her I stood up and move over to where they
serve drink she nor they there so i walk inside the hall and saw so
many people dancing and others drinking, i guess smoking is not
allowed inside thats why those guys they smoke their life outside,
I started looking for my love lovina people too many so i nor fit search all and beside the light no too they bright, so i decided to
walk outside make i buy suya as i reach outside the security man no they there again na another guard they, i just greet him and pass, i
reach where them they sell suya and bought 400 naira own, i walk back inside but as i wan go sit down for my sit piss begin worry me, i ask
the guard where i go ease myself he direct me to one corner of the building and told me to use the second one that is met for guys only,



i thank him and rush to the toilet, na beside the main buidling and na two toilet they there, and i hold suya for hand oh i drop the suya for
one side their and walk to the second room but before that i heard a sound coming out of the first one, like say person they smock person
there, i just smile and pass but as i they go i begin they hear the voice louder and the voice resemble my Laveda so i took my phone and
called her and alas the phone was ringing inside the same toilet am hearing the voice, from the kind vex wey i vex make me forget my suya
for that side and walk back to were we sat, i nor even piss again i waited for good 30 more minutes before i saw her coming from the same
corner, not only her but with the security man, even though light no clear nobody need to tell me say na the security man because of him
huge body, Laveda walk straight to me with angry face as if them rape
her i was even surprise.
Me: babe wetin happen na.
Lave: Oz you wont believe i have been looking for that one thousand
naira since i left here.
Me: what you mean you lost it?
Lave: i dont know because when i get to the bar and wanted to pay i
check my shot I didnt see it again.
Me: awww thats bad is that why you angry?
Lave: of course na i really need a drink and now i’ve lost the money.
Me: nah dont worry sit down let me go get drink for you.
Lave: really?
Me: sure i have to buy something for you na.
Lave: thats nice can you give me the money let me go buy it myself?
Orisirisi

Runs Girl

They left me alone after giving them the number even though i give
them fake one them no go know till i reach house (i hope so), but that
guy bad oh, see as him memorize number sharp sharp me i never see
person like that before oh i believe na weed wey him smoke and i hope
after the weed don clear make the number too clear.
::
after waiting for laveda for good twenty minutes without any sign of
her i decided to go and look for her I stood up and move over to where they
serve drink she nor they there so i walk inside the hall and saw so
many people dancing and others drinking, i guess smoking is not
allowed inside thats why those guys they smoke their life outside,
I started looking for my love lovina people too many so i nor fit search all and beside the light no too they bright, so i decided to
walk outside make i buy suya as i reach outside the security man no they there again na another guard they, i just greet him and pass, i
reach where them they sell suya and bought 400 naira own, i walk back inside but as i wan go sit down for my sit piss begin worry me, i ask
the guard where i go ease myself he direct me to one corner of the building and told me to use the second one that is met for guys only,i thank him and rush to the toilet, na beside the main buidling and na two toilet they there, and i hold suya for hand oh i drop the suya for
one side their and walk to the second room but before that i heard a sound coming out of the first one, like say person they smock person
there, i just smile and pass but as i they go i begin they hear the voice louder and the voice resemble my Laveda so i took my phone and
called her and alas the phone was ringing inside the same toilet am hearing the voice, from the kind vex wey i vex make me forget my suya
for that side and walk back to were we sat, i nor even piss again i waited for good 30 more minutes before i saw her coming from the same
corner, not only her but with the security man, even though light no clear nobody need to tell me say na the security man because of him
huge body, Laveda walk straight to me with angry face as if them rape
her i was even surprise.
Me: babe wetin happen na.
Lave: Oz you wont believe i have been looking for that one thousand
naira since i left here.
Me: what you mean you lost it?
Lave: i dont know because when i get to the bar and wanted to pay i
check my shot I didnt see it again.
Me: awww thats bad is that why you angry?
Lave: of course na i really need a drink and now i’ve lost the money.
Me: nah dont worry sit down let me go get drink for you.
Lave: really?
Me: sure i have to buy something for you na.
Lave: thats nice can you give me the money let me go buy it myself?
Orisirisi

Runs Girl

They left me alone after giving them the number even though i give
them fake one them no go know till i reach house (i hope so), but that
guy bad oh, see as him memorize number sharp sharp me i never see
person like that before oh i believe na weed wey him smoke and i hope
after the weed don clear make the number too clear.
after waiting for laveda for good twenty minutes without any sign of
her i decided to go and look for her I stood up and move over to where they
serve drink she nor they there so i walk inside the hall and saw so
many people dancing and others drinking, i guess smoking is not
allowed inside thats why those guys they smoke their life outside,
I started looking for my love lovina people too many so i nor fit search all and beside the light no too they bright, so i decided to
walk outside make i buy suya as i reach outside the security man no they there again na another guard they, i just greet him and pass, i
reach where them they sell suya and bought 400 naira own, i walk back inside but as i wan go sit down for my sit piss begin worry me, i ask
the guard where i go ease myself he direct me to one corner of the building and told me to use the second one that is met for guys only,i thank him and rush to the toilet, na beside the main buidling and na two toilet they there, and i hold suya for hand oh i drop the suya for
one side their and walk to the second room but before that i heard a sound coming out of the first one, like say person they smock person
there, i just smile and pass but as i they go i begin they hear the voice louder and the voice resemble my Laveda so i took my phone and
called her and alas the phone was ringing inside the same toilet am hearing the voice, from the kind vex wey i vex make me forget my suya
for that side and walk back to were we sat, i nor even piss again i waited for good 30 more minutes before i saw her coming from the same
corner, not only her but with the security man, even though light no clear nobody need to tell me say na the security man because of him
huge body, Laveda walk straight to me with angry face as if them rape
her i was even surprise.
Me: babe wetin happen na.
Lave: Oz you wont believe i have been looking for that one thousand
naira since i left here.
Me: what you mean you lost it?
Lave: i dont know because when i get to the bar and wanted to pay i
check my shot I didnt see it again.
Me: awww thats bad is that why you angry?
Lave: of course na i really need a drink and now i’ve lost the money.
Me: nah dont worry sit down let me go get drink for you.
Lave: really?
Me: sure i have to buy something for you na.
Lave: thats nice can you give me the money let me go buy it myself?
Orisirisi

Welcome Back

Me: dont worry let me go this time to be on the safer side.
Lave: okay no problem.
But na wa for this babe oh na who she think she wan scam? She don wak my
1k finish and she want another one, na why she nor mugu the security
man wey gbog her just now. or she Don give the security man the money I think so oh because some times you can’t trust some girls.
I left her alone and walk to the gate i saw the security man standing
there looking at me and smiling i wonder why him they smile or na
because him don chop my babe honeypot.
S.man: my man how far na where you they go.
Me: i wan buy something outside here.
S.man: no wahala make u reason my own too oh.
Me: no wahala na i go buy something for you for sure.
S.man: thats my boy.
I reach main road and enter one keke wey just drop person for front of
the hotel, i enter the keke sharperly.
Keke man: where you they go?
Me: na MCC road for here.
Keke man: na 500 h.
Me: no wahala i go pay.
He start his keke and kick of like soccer, leaving Laveda there i dont
regret it one bit those kind girls na something like that they fit
them abi no be so?
The keke drop me at MCC junction and i came down and pay 500 naira, i
stroll to my house when i get to my compound my phone started ringing
i look at the screen and saw Laveda i cut the call and switch my
phone off.
I reach my room open door enter and lock it back i check the
time exactly 11pm in the night i guess Laveda will be trying my line
now, well i wish her luck and i hope she enjoys the party i cant take
a girl out with my money and another person fu-Ckinng her in the same
party, in my place we call it taboo of the highest order though na
nigeria we they anything fit happen.
I relax my head on my pillow and slept off like someone that is drunk.
i was still sleeping when i heard a heavy baggin at my door i thought
it was dream but when the bagging continue and my eye clear i realize
its real, i wonder who will be knocking at my door by this time of the
night, i didnt answer I just stood up and peep through my window so i check throught the window to know
the burglar there i find madam Laveda sitting like mumu on my
frontage.
Me: who is that? (i ask after knowing who the person is)
Lave: open the door “with a low tone” i guess she really enjoyed the
parry according to temihsmart.
I open the door and she walk in silently she remove her shoe and drop
her bag on the table, then she face me when she look me omo my mInd fly
from cameroon to zambia thinking that she want to swallow me for
leaving her behind but my brethren i was wrongfully wrong because she
catwalk to me put her two hands on my neck and give me a dirty slap,
did i say slap oh sorry i meant a dirty kiss, oh yess i say dirty
because her mouth was smelling alcohol she push me to the wall and
continue kissing me of course i replicate the kiss because i cant say
no afterall this is what i really want, as we continue kissing on the
wall she put her right hand inside my shot and touch my d!ckson, a
heavy current automatically generate there a current that can power the whole Nigeria.

Sweet Sex

I hope she dosnt have hidden agenda oh because she didnt even say
anything about what happen in the party or maybe its because she’s
drunk oh well if shes is, then this is the perfect time to score my own
goal.
As she put hand inside my shot and start stroking it the guy started rising like rising sun, oh yeah my d!ckson
no they fu-Ckup, we continue kissing roughly then i push her to the bed
and i remove my shirt and pounce oh her like lion she spread her leg
open so i relax ontop her kissing her and also smooching her pussi with
my right hand she turn me over and remove my shot, she pull her
singlet and her bumshot also she no wear pant that one no surprise me
at all, i saw her boobs and smile i stood up grab it and start sU-Cking
it like mad, she push me again making me to lay down flat facing
ceiling, she bend down and start sU-Cking my dicck, of course i know
say she go be mama for the game so i aint surprise a bit, as she
continue sU-Cking me i was enjoying like say i dey london or rather na
london fever, i was rubbing her head also she move her two hands up
and start itching my breast, she was sU-Cking me with her mouth and
also pressing my breast hard, it was like am in in clound 9, if this one they sweet me like this how 7 virgins own go be?
she continue sU-Cking my d!ck for some minutes before she stop and move up then she kiss me
softly like chinese kiss, then she took my headup and make me lay
ontop her she open her leg wide and summon me to lick her pusssi, na
how i go sU-Ck pusssi wey many things don enter na? I look down the ocean and am
quithe surprise that her pusssi looks clean like a virgin, lol

i dont know
how she do it but her pusssi is neat, clean and well well shaved, i bend down
and spit on it then I start rubbing the wall with my hand little by little then i insert one of my left finger and start fuccking her with my
hand, i move up and kiss her deeply then i go down again and insert
two fingers, i started fuccking her with hand while she twist her waist
like snake, i was doing it faster and faster increasing my speed i turn sideway and use
my left hand to open her pusssi wide and insert three of my finger
thats my right hand, i was going in and out without holdup and she was
enjoying it, when she could not bear it any longer she sit up and beg
me to fucck her, i lay her down again and sleep ontop her and start
kissing her, i use my right hand to look for cd under bed i found it
and wear it, then i sleep ontop her again and started kissing her,
maybe she cant bear it again because she use her right hand and use to
support my d!ckson and insert it inside her wet p**sy, oh men i enter
like flowing water because she was too wet, i started fuccking her
slowly i was enjoying it and she too was enjoying it, i continue fu-Cking her like screw driver screwing her like screwing box
with no bolt, after sometime she turn me over and started fu-Cking me,
as she they gbog na so her boobs they match follow her, going up and
down like river benue.
We sex for good ten minutes before i finally release, i
commot the facecap for my d!ckson and we sleep together wetin still
they my mind na why she nor talk about the party.

Why Are They Starring

I wokeup around 7AM i look my side and saw Lovina still sleeping like
a little baby, i must confess she look cute and beautiful i continue starring at
her and was smiling, i look down and saw her sexy yash na this one we they
call ikebe super i wish I can just make her my girlfriend, but no
i cant shes a bad girl joor and i cant tolerate her at all, i stood up
and open my window i raise the cotton up and on my light i guess the
rays from the light enter her eyes because she wokeup immediately and
look at me awkwardly “whats that na please of the light ” she lament
like a baby.
Me: arise and shine its a new day.
She hiss and use pillow to cover her eyes, i look at my phone and
remember the message from first bank, i still dont understand why they
deduct my money and am still angry with them, no lesson today i will
be at home all through i will only go to school to collect my id card
nothing else
i wear my nicker and went out to brush my teeth, i took
my phone and call one of my friend in school his name is Peeparty.
Pee: oz how far?
Me: i they oh i be wan reach your side make we pass there enter school
together oh.
Pee: i they prepare to go to school now oh.
Me: wetin you wan go do this early morning we nor get class na.
Pee: you nor hear say them they share ID card?
Me: na around 12 na.
Pee: for where na by eight oh by twelve lecturers get general meeting
so chance no go they thats why they move am to eight.

Me: chai na wa oh e better self make person collect am morning and go
do house go rest.
Pee: na so oh.
Me: okay make me too go baf how ur babe na?
Pee: that yeye girl no worry i go gist you for school.
Me: anything happen?
Pee: many things happen later joor.
Me: no lele.
Girls of nowadays na wa for them oh, thats why me nor
they trust girls,.
I took bucket to fetch water and went out to take my bath, i return and saw
Laveda getting ready to go.
Me: i think say u nor wan wakeup?
Laveda: make i miss my ID card abi?
Me: so you even know and you nor tell me?
Laveda: i think say you know.
Me: no i dont.
Laveda: oh well na you know am off bye bye.
Me: alright.
She open my door and disappear out of site i was still wondering why
she still remain mute about what happen last night or is she
pretending or what? I hope am not in any danger of any kind oh.
I dress up and arrange my room i took my bag and enter road to
school,
on my way i saw people starring at me i dont know why abi i
shit for body or wetin? Even one girl saw me and start laughing out
loud that girl should be called Ajewunu, i still dont understand why
they all starring at me even shame don they catch me self, i manage
reach school and called my friend Peeparty to room 101, when he enter the
first thing he ask “guy why you wear back of shirt?”

Opening My Account

Me: holy shit chai people bad oh see as them just they look me for
road and begin laugh.
Pee: hahahahaha you nor check yourself for mirror? and beside the back
and front look the same.
Me: abeg make we go collect our ID joor before people many. (i said
after changing my shirt)
Pee: na there i they come from so if you see crowd.
Me: early this morning?
Pee: yes na make we go join them sha before them multiply.
Me: oya na.
We walk out of the class along the way we discuss about his girlfriend
he said that he caught her bleeping his roomate so he have to drive



her, hmmm na wa for some people sha oh and na that him roomate they
form holy holy pass every morning for school na him they lead devotion
for one of those non-playing drum church.
We reach dean office come see as people many, we have no other choice
than to join the long cue we stay there for good 1 hour 25 minutes
before e reach our turn we collect out ID and leave,

we decide to hangout in multipurpose hall, we reach there and saw men on
suit addressing people we enter the hall and join the listeners, them
be bankers from Stanbic IBTC bank, they want us to open account with
them and they said its free, oh well this is the perfect opportunity
to open another bank account since first bank don they fu-Ckup now, so
i collect the form and fill it sharperly i put my passport also and
they told us to come to the bank next week monday for the final
registeration i was really happy that i have another account now.
On monday after class i enter keke to the bank opposite Abia State
Poly, i enter the bank and met the guy that open it for me he took me
to customer service room and gave me another form to fill i fill and he ask me of
my ID card.
Me: bros na voters card i get oh and e nor they here.
Bros: thats a big problem because we need the card to complete it.
Me: so you mean i cant complete it now?
Bros: dont you have any other ID.
Me: the only one i have here is my school ID card.
Bros: i dont think they accept that or well bring it let me show my manager.
I gave it to him and within five minutes he return and said that they
aceept it for now, i was really happy so he did everything sharperly
and i pay money inside the account and they told me to come tomorrow for
my ATM card, i left the bank a happy man not knowing that is just the
beginning of my suffering.

Free Gift

I left the bank and return home happy when i get home i relax my head
on my bed and sleep very well, i think i need another girl to party
out this night because am bored or rather i think i need a girlfriend,
i took my phone and wallet and went out to pionner for back of my
house, pionner na one ashawo joint for MCC there and the place they
always busy from morning to night e don tey wey i enter here oh and
many things don change, i hate coming here but i gat no choice, i sit
down for one chair they observe the dancers, a girl with only pant and
bra was entertaining us more like strip dance and some guys went to her
and be putting money on her bra and pant, na wa oh naija which way?
the girl look very beautiful and cool i wonder why beautiful girl like
her will be working as ashawo here oh, i stay till night and yes
i they eye this girl wey dance just now and i need to talk to her, it
seems lilke shes the most beautiful girl here so i guess she wont come
cheap, she was sitting with one guy talking or rather negotiating, i
kept on starring at her and she notice me and smile opening her
beautiful teeth, she still on pant and bra and i cant help but stare
at her beautiful breast, after some minutes she enter room with the
guy them go gbog i guess, while sitting another girl came to me and
ask what i want i told her i want the girl that strip dance, she
laugh and said that shes busy that i can come with her and shes not
too expensive, i ask how much and she told me 2000 naira only for just
one round
Me: how about all night?
Girl: that would be ten thousand naira.
Me: okay no worry when i need you i go call you just give me your
control number.
She called her number out for me and i save it with Ash 6 (i hope you
dont know what that means).

I went home and took my laptop and start watching moving school they
tomorrow oh and i never do assignment, all those assignment wey them
they give us everyday don tire me joor, this one na Ecology the woman
say make we buy 40 leaves book and explain everything about ecology
and we should make sure we finish the book, she for just say
make we help her write her handout na, nonsense.
I slept off while watching movie only to wakeup and found out that my
laptop is still on, i off and close it and arrange my bed well,
before sleeping i heard a noise outside na who come they there by twelve i
wonder oh, i look window and saw my neigbhour girlfriend sitting on my
frontage i open door to meet her.
Me: babe wetin happen wey you just sit down here.
jeni: good evening bros na Joshua i dey wait for oh and him just call
me na say him no they come this night i dont know what to do because
am not with key and i cant go back.
Me: where you go come sleep?
Jeni: i dont know i guess i will just relax here.
Me: oh come on you cant, just come inside okay.
Jeni: you sure?
Me: why not come in (free gift).
Jeni: okay thank you.
She follow me enter my room and i lock door, she sleep for my carpet
like innocent girl.
Me: come on sleep for bed na i go sleep for carpet.
Jeni: okay thanks.
She stood up and enter bed i relax for ground thinking of how i will
enter her, she sleep and face wall she wear trouser and long sleeves she
they bam but not too bam she just fine for face, but how do i enter
her now because she cant come into my den and go back free

Mission Accomplishd

I sleep for my carpet use clothe cover my body like baby because cold
too they, my room they always cool that one na pure fact no be
lie e be like na air condition they inside.
she was facing the wall
she no even notice the fold wey i fold for ground, my mind they tell
me make i climb bed join her but the other one they say make i respect
myself no be only respect na reskect i go reskect myself,
As i they
wonder i begin hear snoring, chai this girl don sleep be that oh na
how i go execute my plan now eh, i was kinda angry for not joining her earlier assuming we they bed together now e



for they easy oh, well i nor be Edo boy for mouth so i summon little
courage and climb the bed, i use my big cloth to cover ourself she
stop snoring i guess she noticed it, i shift close to her and put my
left hand on her body then i do as if I they sleep, after some minutes
i move my left hand to her tummy and relax again, after two minutes i
start rubbing her stomach gently with my heart beating fast like drum,
she didnt make any sound after two minutes i move my hand down and enter her shirt i
start rubbing her navel, then she move and breath a little but she
didnt oppose so i shift closer to her making my d!ck to touch her ass
then i move up with my hand and locate her breast and start playing
with the tip, then my d!ckson started rising and i guess she noticed it
because her breathing increase also i rub her breast for ten minutes
then i move my hand down and put my hand inside her
trouser and was rubbing her pussi nside her pant



when i see no
objection i unzip the trouser and put hand inside the honeywell, oh
boy shes damn Hot i shift her trouser down and she adjust a
little and pump her ass to face me and making it easy for me to jam her from behind i gently draw her trouser down and
remove my d!ckson from my nicker i put spit on it and rub it then i move
closer to her from behind i use my hand to locate her hot pussi then i
use my hand to direct my d!ckson inside and waoh, i enter frm behind
and start rammin her gently and slowly oh men it was so sweet and i
guess shes enjoying it too cause she was m0an!ng “uhmm orhhh uhmmm”
then she will swallow spit and continue “uhmmm, sshhhhh, ohmmmm”, the
sound they even give me energy to continue oh and am not even using
condom imagine, i fucck her for ten minutes before I stood up and shift her properly so that she will face the bed, I carry pillow and put am for bed and make her lie on top so that her ass will pump put well, I climb her and started diggoing from behind just like doggie style, she was moarning out slowly using her hand to scatter my bed, I was moving very fast without holdup, after some minutes and I never release then I carry her go table and make her sleep on top the table, I balance her on the table and insert my d!ckson inside the wet hole again as I put am she scream out loud e b like say I hit the wall, I started ramming her again like ram na so she they moarn out loud I hope her guy no go hear us sha, I continue fu-Cking her in that position for ten minutes before without changing position
till i release and pour it on her ass, i took roll and clean her ass and carry her to bed back and she
still didnt say anything, i wear her trouser well and cover ourself with cover
body then we sleep i guess mission accompished right?