slap1:

Lol, now you must be joking. But seriously you should let people do the trumpet blowing part for you, no? I came across your discourse on agnostic deism several weeks ago and was sincerely mesmerized by the intellectual depth and confidence you brandished so 'recklessly'. Being a writer myself, I stowed away my respect for your intellectual prowess in my mind. Now this, Sagamite, is what I call respect. It is one of the few things you don't seek. It comes to you, you earn it -- like you deservedly earned mine. I believe it's unnatural for you to blow your trumpet, you're were clearly pushed to the wall. Next time you're pushed to the wall, do not rebound. Ignore whoever is pushing you. Sagamite, melt away. . .

Thanks.

The trumphet blowing is just my comedic delivery on NL.  A homourous character/alter ego on NL. 

Don't worry, that is not how I am in real life.  There are a few NLers that know me and will tell you that I am not even overtly aggressive in real life. 

Furthermore, I know it bites my antagonist when I say it and they know it is true. They search and can not find a single post where I have not demonstrated top intellect so they can not disprove it. Whilst at the same time I call them morons and then prove it. It surely must bite. 

I like to get under their skin and eat them up with it.  I am a meanie. I have issues. To me, it is just cruel, evil comedy.

I don't go about in real life telling people I am intelligent. It is just too obvious I don't need to say it.  Ask semid4lyfe.

Sagamite:

Not only trumpet o.

I am playing the whole brass band instruments.

It is worthy of playing when compared to those 2.

If my intellect is compared to a footballer, I would control the game to a point I would be heading my own crosses. 

Get out of here, my friend. Who the hell is Kanye? 

Kanye West + Simon Cowell + Muhammad Ali + Jose Mourinho = Sagamite 

Now, this is hilarious, and I guess your detractors could be likened to Sani Kaita!!

Aigbofa:

Now, this is hilarious, and I guess your detractors could be likened to Sani Kaita!!

. . . . .Beyond hilarious. I was so impressed by the callous display of braggadocio that I almost felt bad at the few times I had to crush Sagamite himself. Oh well . . . . . I especially felt bad for Dede1, he seemed like a lost puppy. You could almost hear him think to himself "Damn, if only I had gone past the 11th Grade".lol I like the way Beaf just slithered away and left Dede1 to his fate. Ah, lol, who says Sagamite shouldnt be on the list?lol

bk.babe97y:

. . . . .Beyond hilarious. I was so impressed by the callous display of braggadocio that I almost felt bad at the few times I had to crush Sagamite himself. Oh well . . . . .  I especially felt bad for Dede1, he seemed like a lost puppy. You could almost hear him think to himself "Damn, if only I had gone past the 11th Grade".lol I like the way Beaf just slithered away and left Dede1 to his fate. Ah, lol, who says Sagamite shouldnt be on the list?lol

Which one is it?

What is it that gets you to this point?

Miaow Miaow or Crystal Meth?

And in case you didn't know. . . .

Sagamite is Gay

All the gay bashing threads are just gimmicks to hide his true sexuality

^^^^ Retard!

Sagamite:

^^^^ Retard!

Woooo what a sound mind you have

slap1:

Sagamite, I don't mean to sound insultive, but don't you think you're kinda blowing your trumpet?

Sorry ooooooo, slap1.

'INSULTIVE' is unEnglish'. It is NOT a word.

The correct version is 'INSULTING'.

Thank you.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-519155.0.html

Mr brownjay
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slap1:

Sagamite, I don't mean to sound insultive, but don't you think you're kinda blowing your trumpet?

Hehehe. . .see as this one dey fear. Hin don apologize even before im talk sef. Sagamite, you are truly GREAT!

slap1:

I came across your discourse on agnostic deism several weeks ago and was sincerely mesmerized by the intellectual depth and confidence you brandished so 'recklessly'. Being a writer myself, I stowed away my respect for your intellectual prowess in my mind.

No be na wa, na real wa! Even a dog does not fawn upon it's master like this.

Sagamite, it's time you open a church to propagate your gospel of "sagamuism" and start collecting tithe. You don get enough followers already

read thru all the lists in here where is jakumos' name on those lists?

Sagamite:


I don't go about in real life telling people I am intelligent. It is just too obvious I don't need to say it.  Ask semid4lyfe.

Yes boss_{. . .for your mind}

semid4lyfe:

No be na wa, na real wa! Even a dog does not fawn upon it's master like this.

@ Sagamite
It's time you open a church to propagate your gospel of "sagamuism" and start collecting tithe. You don get enough followers already

Sho!!! The guy lie? Why you dey compare am to dog? 

Would you lead the choir or the ushers if I start the church? 

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-370005.64.html#msg5182651

Sagamite:

Sho!!! The guy lie? Why you dey compare am to dog? 

Would you lead the choir or the ushers if I start the church? 

Naah, let me handle the finances instead. I'll work for free. . .the only thing I'd require from you is a "Ghana-Must-Go" bag to collect the tithe & offerings

semid what r u doing chatting with sagamite? i dont want u to have a corrupt mind

And why is bk.babe90 not on the list? Am sure his colorful expressions count too

oyinda.:

semid what r u doing chatting with sagamite? i dont want u to have a corrupt mind

Give me a minute hon and I'll soon join you in bed

i see that the damage has already been done.
u need to spend d next 24 hrs in the music section for a mind/brain cleanse. what do u say?

so for una mind na sharp gees full hia abi?

oyinda.:

i see that the damage has already been done.
u need to spend d next 24 hrs with me in the music room. what do u say?

Even better. . .I'd get to dance "kerewa" & "do me, I do you" with you

u dey craze. i give up on u.

oyinda.:

u dey craze. i give up on u.

Hehehehe

go to sleep

semid4lyfe:

Hehehe. . .see as this one dey fear. Hin don apologize even before im talk sef. Sagamite, you are truly GREAT!
No be na wa, na real wa! Even a dog does not fawn upon it's master like this.

Sagamite, it's time you open a church to propagate your gospel of "sagamuism" and start collecting tithe. You don get enough followers already

Semid, I don't always come across Sagamite so there's absolutely NOTHING to fear about him. I just showed my respect for the depth he showed in the discourse on Agnostic Deism. It is safe to say that he is good in that area, and probably in few others. We're not all cut out for the same thing. In my area, where I hold forte, he may be far behind. So if I display a high level of intellect in my field and someone appreciates and respects me for that, it is now safe to call them my followers and even liken them to dogs, right? I also have a secret respect for you after you started that thread on how to modify our posts, quote, add colour, etc, from our mobile phones. Now I guess I'm your dog, too, and your follower. If you think respecting people for a particular thing about them you happen to like equals degrading yourself, then you have some maturity issues.

Ileke-IdI:

And why is bk.babe90 not on the list? Am sure his colorful expressions count too

Ahhhhh. . . . . I know i got fans, most of them just trying to be "Politically correct". Its like back in the days when mothereffers was scared to give Rappers Awards and ish, even tho they was enjoying the music! I aint there! Aigbofa aint there! Tpiah aint there! Intelligent aszz 9jaganja aint there, BUT DUMBASZZ DEDE1 MAKES THE FUXCKING LIST?!?! Are you fuxckin kidding me? Lemme see, who's next Ezeuche and Eziachi?!!? Jesus!

Sagamite:

Which one is it?

What is it that gets you to this point?

Miaow Miaow or Crystal Meth?

Dude in response:

1.   Dont lemme go "Silver-Back" on you like the video below. Well-thought out and well versed paragraphs wont help you none. They didnt help you thrice before, I doubt they'll come in handy for number four.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb-vpmW1n7U&NR=1&feature=fvwp

2.    And U should pump your brakes cause. . . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0udrbpQhqk


. . . . alternatively, if the brakes aint working, jump out the car. The resultant broken bones, as u well know, will be mild compared to what would obtain if u crash[ed] into me. So, enjoy your victory ova Dede1 and GEJ's boyfriend, and bask in the glory that I congratulated you on a well earned victory! 

its all gone tribalistic again.
Oil-guzzling, loud-talking, empty fu.ckheads ranting again.
All talk and no shaite.

not sure how the woman genes got into mutherfurckers.
Motor-mouths.

hackney:

its all gone tribalistic again.
Oil-guzzling, loud-talking, empty fu.ckheads ranting again.
All talk and no shaite.

not sure how the woman genes got into mutherfurckers.
Motor-mouths.

This is it!
lol

hackney:

its all gone tribalistic again.
Oil-guzzling, loud-talking, empty fu.ckheads ranting again.
All talk and no shaite.

not sure how the woman genes got into mutherfurckers.
Motor-mouths.

Dont see where the your "Tribalist" rant comes from. Still looking, can u show me?

ifyalways:

This is it!
lol

Ah, when they cant deal with the kid they gotta make reference somehow or the other to Biafra! This is, maybe, my 5 post on this thread. . . . Knew the Ibos had to pop in soon enough!

bk.babe97y:

Dude in response:

1.   Dont lemme go "Silver-Back" on you like the video below. Well-thought out and well versed paragraphs wont help you none. They didnt help you thrice before, I doubt they'll come in handy for number four.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb-vpmW1n7U&NR=1&feature=fvwp

2.    And U should pump your brakes cause. . . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0udrbpQhqk


. . . . alternatively, if the brakes aint working, jump out the car. The resultant broken bones, as u well know, will be mild compared to what would obtain if u crash[ed] into me. So, enjoy your victory ova Dede1 and GEJ's boyfriend, and bask in the glory that I congratulated you on a well earned victory! 

It would have made more sense to show the posts of the so-called "few times" that you had to crush me, instead of all this rant of trying to copy my vidoe clip using style.

If you can show it, it would amaze me how you can represent delusions of an addled mind in a forum post.  

This is your chance to convince the Nobel committee that you should be the first person awarded the Nobel prize in Metaphysics.