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The New & Exciting Slogans Of The Thirty-six States by Nobody: 9:48pm On Oct 06, 2010 |
1. Lagos: "Give Us Your Poor and Weak, We Shall Rob and Murder Them at No Extra Cost To You." 2. Niger: "The Home of Dictators. Which Other State Has Two?" 3. Kano: "Shut-up, Niger, Have you Forgotten Murtala Muhammed and Sani Abacha?" 4. Ondo: "Boy, Where Have All Our Bright Ones Gone?" 5. Ekiti: "Thank God, We Got All The Bright Ones From Ondo During State Creation." 6. Cross River: "Can Someone Tell Us If We Are Nigerians or Cameroonians?" 7. Ebonyi: "Damn It, Cross River, Who Cares?" 8. Sokoto: "The Ajucation State." 9. Benue: "Home of the Brave Ones. Remember Okar, Iyorshie & Malu?" 10. Plateau: "We Once Shared The Same State With The Brave Ones. Hip! Hip!! Hip!!!? Hurray!!!" 11. Bayelsa: "Thank God for Alams, Our Claim To Fame." 12. Kaduna: "Are There Really More Christians Than Moslems in This State? We Want A Recount." 13. Borno: "Does Anyone Know How to Spell Boroonu? Please Help?" 14. Kwara: "To Be Yorubas or Hausas--That is The Question." 15. Akwa Ibom: "Our Women Are The Best Lovers." 16. Jigawa: "Bring Those Sinning Akwa Ibom Women & We Shall Flog Them." 17. Zamfara: "Home of The One-Armed Citizens." 18. Bauchi: "We Took Out The 'B' in Biafra." 19. Enugu: "Watch Your Goro Mouth, Bauchi?" 20. Ogun: "In The Words of Our President--'Go To Hell'." 21. Oyo: "There Are Only Two States in Nigeria--Oyo & Others. Ye-whooooo!!!" 22. Edo: "How Many of Our Girls Did They Deport From Italy Today?" 23. Delta: "Who Cares, Edo? We Stopped Counting Years Ago When We Became a Separate State. Hehehehehe." 24. Imo: " 'I' for 'Igbo', 'M' for 'MASSOB' & 'O' for 'Ojukwu'. Yeah!!!!" 25. Kebbi: "Come Drink in Our State. We Don't Care. Just Don't Stagger Into Zamfara." 26. Taraba: "We Almost Had Oil." 27. Abia: "Our Governor is More Handsome Than Yours. Eat Your Heart Out." 28. Adamawa: "Nun-Cents, We Are The Edukayshion Slate. No Sokoto. Tafur" 29. kogi: "We Love Our State So Much That We Will Spell It for You--'K' as in 'Cupboard', 'O' as in 'Nothing', 'G' as in 'Jesus' and 'I' as in 'Eyes'. Yeah!!!." 30. Nasarawa: "Kai, We Almost Had Oil Too." 31. Anambra: "Okadigbo, Never Heard of Him." 32. Yobe: "Our Claim To Fame: Major Hamza El Mustapha." 33. Rivers: "Eat Oil, Sleep Oil, Drink Oil Like Ogogoro." 34. Osun: "Are We Really A State? We Are Confused?" 35. Gombe: "Zombie O' Zombie." 36. Katsina: "Leave Us Alone. We Are Still Thinking of a Slogan. We Are Slow Thinkers." FCT--- Abuja: "The Centre of Corruption." http://nigeriaworld.com/feature/publication/david-west/naija_rooney/052201.html |
Re: The New & Exciting Slogans Of The Thirty-six States by makajibbz(m): 9:55pm On Oct 06, 2010 |
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Re: The New & Exciting Slogans Of The Thirty-six States by TewMuch: 9:56pm On Oct 06, 2010 |
you have a lot of time on your hands. |
Re: The New & Exciting Slogans Of The Thirty-six States by makajibbz(m): 9:57pm On Oct 06, 2010 |
TewMuch: |
Re: The New & Exciting Slogans Of The Thirty-six States by Nobody: 9:58pm On Oct 06, 2010 |
TewMuch: Yes i do |
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