tell us some the pick up lines that u have heard or that u have used, or indeed that have been used on u, and what u liked/hated about them.

Did they reveal anything about the other person?

have fun peeps

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Girl: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.

guy:did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
girl: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell??

He says "Where have you been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you, how the hell did you find me?"

Guy: I would die for you,
Girl: Proove it

man: I'm all you've got cutie
response: then I must not have alot

Im not a tease !! Just a reminder of what you cant have !

"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.

"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

"So, wanna go back to my place?"
"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."

"What sign were you born under?"
"No Parking."

"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."

"Haven't we met before?"
"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

"I can tell that you want me."
"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you, to leave."

"Hey, baby, What's your sign?"
"Stop."

"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

"May I see you pretty soon?"
"Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

"Your body is like a temple."
"Sorry, there are no services today."

"I'd go through anything for you."
"Good! Let's start with your bank account."

"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"Yes, but would you stay there?"

Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."

"Your place or mine?"
"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

He: So, wanna go back to my place?
She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

After hearing a pickup line:
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?"
say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."

He: Would you like to dance?
She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.

He: Do you wanna dance?
She: Yeah but not with you!
He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!

Q: Does beauty run in your family?
A: It obviously doesn't in yours!

Q: What's your name sexy?
A: Taken!

Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!

Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

He: So, baby, your place or mine?
She: Both. You'll go to your place and I'll go to mine!

He: Your legs go clear up to your ass.
She: Most peoples' do!

Q: Can I buy you a drink?
A: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

"You look like a dream."
Response: "Go back to sleep."

He: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
She: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

"I can see forever in your eyes."
Response: "But all I can see is never in yours."

"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
Response: "Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk."

iice, hahahahaha, ouch, na that one is a bit too out spoken in my books

I'll tell u one that i reply to 'IF I COULD RE-ARRANGE THE LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET I'D PUT U&I TO GETHER', hahahahah, i'm like 'Thank heavens theres never a chance of u re-arranging it then'

just tells me the guy is cheesyyyy, i mean u know the annoying 'slaes' kinda guy u just wanna scream 'shut-up' to?!!

@IICE, HAHAHAHAH u don remember me college love, I WILL CLIMB THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN FOR YOU, that one screams village-boy!!, as well as apple of my eye!

@kiki, thank heavens u be girl oh, other wise, u for don do irreparable damage to guys, kai!!!!

Pick up lines are corny but damn its hard to work up the courage to talk to some of you women

my pick up line is

                    hi my name is _________ what's your name?

sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't and i keep it moving

this boy in my class was telling us the lines he uses and the one he used was: Gurl, you must be fom tenneesee cuz you the only 10 I see.

At a counter about to pay for bills
Guy:How much percentage of that do you keep for yourself?
Lady_(smiling): No,they are not mine
Guy: I assumed you were rich and could be supporting me financially,am searching for a wealthy girl to be mine,i guess am losing intrest now.Can i have your email address.
As the lady is writing down her email address
Guy_quickly add in:You can as well add your mobile number to it.
The lady at this point have no other option cos she's already putting something down

@iice, arrghhhh dat just makes the guy come acorss a little arrogant.

One guy actually said to me once '' Hey hun, u look like the kind of girl i could buy a drink for''

i said '' really, is that so?, and what kind of girl would that be'' (bare in mind i was alreadysmiling)

he said ''beautiful, charming and sexy'', i said ''well since u put it so nicely, i guess i better grace u with my presence for one drink''

at teh end he wanted my number, ' just said ''sorry u asked for a drink not my number, if/when u see me next time, get straight to the point, u never know''

this is not exactly a line but a smart move. I went for a party with my galfriends and at the end i had friends going to different directions. I finally got them settled remaining one. One of the guys walked up to me and said he would drop her off. Just like that without me asking him. He told me he fancied her and all that. Of course i was glad. Being the "INTERNATIONAL MATCHMAKER" that i am. Told my friend to jump in the car. I told him to drive carefully and drop her in front of her house and nowhere else. He laughed and asked for my number so he could call and let me know when he drops her off. I did give him and took his just incase of any trouble. He dropped my friend at home and did call me. But what he had to say was something else telling me how he had been tripping all day n the like. He said he only dropped myfriend off just to get close to me and get my number. Can you imagine that!!!!!!!!!! Pretty smart.