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Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by hotangel2(f): 6:39am On Aug 09, 2005 |
Hey y'all. I am sure we all have pick-up lines (mostly used by guys). If you are a guy and you have some really good pick-up lines that sweeps girls off their feets, please write them down. If you are a girl and you've heard of any that makes you laugh and absolutely makes no sense whatsoever, please write them down. There are also break up lines... Write down the one's you've heard or used. Feel free to tell us which one works best for you. The most annoying pick-up line i ever heard was: I want to get some bricks and throw them at you, so you'll know how much it hurts to miss you. (jeez..WTF is that?? throw brikcs at me and i'll peel your ass. ) One of the best and funniest pick-up line i ever heard is: Seems you have a mirror in your pants (trouser), because i can see me in them. (it was funny, but yet stupid.) Uhmm My best break up line is: It's not you, it's me. C'mon y'all..post them up!!!! |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by hotangel2(f): 7:08am On Aug 09, 2005 |
Some more: I seem to have lost my virginity, may i have yours? I don't know my ways arround here, may i have your address? haha. |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by tcherokee(m): 8:43am On Aug 09, 2005 |
break up lines: The most popular - it's not you it's me i think i've used that a couple of times. when i was in university at one time. i was told a girl " I think we need some time apart, not really been doing well in my academics...... need to pay attention to my books......( was stupid then) Pick up lines: One i like is Question: was Ur mother a terrorist? Ans: Cos you're the bomb. |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by drbigdaddyg(m): 1:17pm On Aug 09, 2005 |
That's all good. Ok, this is my own pick-up line: Hey, your are cute, if you had been tomtom (sweet), I would have licked you up. |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by twinkledew(f): 1:22pm On Aug 09, 2005 |
gosh dbig.... that is broing and terrible.i wld not fall for that, i wld hate u the more. tch.... Pick up lines: One i like is Question: was Ur mother a terrorist? Ans: Cos you're the bomb. it aint funny |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by hotangel2(f): 12:18am On Aug 10, 2005 |
haha..twinkeldew. why not write down some u've heard that made u happy or blush. |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by nddy(m): 6:55am On Aug 10, 2005 |
big daddy no hard feelings, that was kinda lame. |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by hotangel2(f): 7:10am On Aug 10, 2005 |
nddy: nddy...why not share your "un-lame" ones? |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by nddy(m): 7:13am On Aug 10, 2005 |
hahahhhahahahahahahahha |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by hotangel2(f): 7:16am On Aug 10, 2005 |
nddy:Ohh now..that was extraordinaryly lame. |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by nddy(m): 7:19am On Aug 10, 2005 |
it wasnt ,it just that i couldnt help but laugh that was funny. |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by hotangel2(f): 7:30am On Aug 10, 2005 |
hahahahehehehhe .. what was so funny? Share yours..i am willing to read them sir. waiting.... |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by nddy(m): 7:36am On Aug 10, 2005 |
is that a challenge or what ? I dont just sow my flows to a ground that is infertile. Trust me. I am diffrent kinda broda |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by hotangel2(f): 7:38am On Aug 10, 2005 |
This ain't no challenge game sir. Sow your flows to an infertile ground?? I was asking for your contribution to this thread. i have absolutely no right, watsoever to challenge you. Okay now..."different kind of broda"...do u have any pick-up or break-up lines you find really hilarious..or probably some that you've used before? |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by gina34(f): 11:21am On Aug 10, 2005 |
pick up lins* if u refuse to be mine i will kill myself* it sounds stupid to me Break up lines * lets test the waters and see what is out there* |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by otokx(m): 5:54pm On Aug 10, 2005 |
do this lines really work; they sound so theoretical |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by hotangel2(f): 3:54am On Aug 11, 2005 |
most of them work otokx. At least "it's not you, it's me". Always works for me. It has never disappointed me. |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by tcherokee(m): 4:13am On Aug 11, 2005 |
well the breakup lines work, afterall it is just for the other person to get the idea, as for the pickup lines... depends on the girl. what about these for pickuplines.. Q: Do u have a boyfirend A:No Q:Want one Aprobably No ) Not sure if this is a pick up line though: Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. this is also ok but i think it is popular (i think) Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by hotangel2(f): 4:14am On Aug 11, 2005 |
I love the last one. lol. That will totaly make me laugh...but it's so not gonna get me. But then, it'll give me the idea that u might like me. hehe. |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by tcherokee(m): 4:28am On Aug 11, 2005 |
so hot angel, apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living.... 1 Like |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by hotangel2(f): 4:31am On Aug 11, 2005 |
You just made me laugh........... hahaha.. gosh u rock. I can't stop laughing..u r like so crazy. lol. hahaha. |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by tcherokee(m): 4:37am On Aug 11, 2005 |
it works, [skipping away] she likes me she likes me 1 Like |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by hotangel2(f): 4:39am On Aug 11, 2005 |
lol. Come back here. It didn't work. 1 Like |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by tcherokee(m): 4:45am On Aug 11, 2005 |
it didn't ok [pulling myself together] how about Q:Did it hurt A: What Q:when you fell down from heaven |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by hotangel2(f): 4:46am On Aug 11, 2005 |
Awwwwwww...didn't we all fall down from heaven? |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by tcherokee(m): 4:48am On Aug 11, 2005 |
but not all as us fell down as angels. 1 Like |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by hotangel2(f): 4:48am On Aug 11, 2005 |
lol. lol. I lack words. |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by tcherokee(m): 4:51am On Aug 11, 2005 |
so uh.. how 'bout dinner tommorrow nite? |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by hotangel2(f): 4:52am On Aug 11, 2005 |
I don't think i can make it. I have to go and wash my hair. |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by tcherokee(m): 4:55am On Aug 11, 2005 |
Damn, [walking away dejectedly] at least i didn't get the "it's not you, it's me speech" 1 Like |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by hotangel2(f): 4:56am On Aug 11, 2005 |
What about..dinner on saturday? *being shy* |
Re: Pick-up lines. And Break-up Lines. by tcherokee(m): 5:00am On Aug 11, 2005 |
Saturday.... what time? where? |
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