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Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Cherryf(f): 1:41am On Aug 10, 2019
Make sure he has a good bath...before you eat poison

Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Kingpinukecy(m): 1:55am On Aug 10, 2019
I dey feel u babe. true talk jareh. even to some men dey lick any how pus*y they see.


Gosh, Damn it!!!

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Kingpinukecy(m): 1:59am On Aug 10, 2019
Cherryf:
Make sure he has a good bath...before you eat poison

Cherryf I will like to be ur personal friend.if u are interested reach me on o7o three zero six five two two zero three.

Hoping to Hear from u soon

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Gentlewarrior1(m): 5:58am On Aug 10, 2019
Kingpinukecy:


Cherryf I will like to be ur personal friend.if u are interested reach me on o7o three zero six five two two zero three.

Hoping to Hear from u soon
Nawa o

All this guys sabi fall hand eh. They asslick women
Na konji we go call this one abi wetin.
She no even put pic just the F moniker u done sample ur personal phone number online.

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Martinez39(m): 6:14am On Aug 10, 2019
Exaggerated.

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by dreamworld: 6:19am On Aug 10, 2019
Cherryf:
Make sure he has a good bath...before you eat poison
The pictures is not feasible, practically impossible
How do u think is possible for man's dick to penetrate a toilet, even if it's 6 feet snake. grin
The artist must be a fish brained lady

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Randy100: 6:22am On Aug 10, 2019
Who gets erection while pooing?

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by dmarientes(m): 6:31am On Aug 10, 2019
many ladies dont mind biko.... anyways, apt...
Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Allsingles: 6:42am On Aug 10, 2019
The best way to deal with this is simple.
As a man, after using the toilet, whether you just finished urinating or poo, carefully wash your penis.
Wash the penis thoroughly.
Do it every day and it will become part of you.
Your penis can never smell bad, it will be neat and your boxer too can't smell either because the little drop that would have drop on your boxer after urinating were washed out.
Whenever you come back from work, while bathing, take time to wash the genital area.
Keeping it clean is great and will always make your woman want to have you or play with it because ladies likes playing with penis if you give her the chance.

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by davillian(m): 6:47am On Aug 10, 2019
Practically a mans dick cannot do what's on the picture.

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Obinnau(m): 6:58am On Aug 10, 2019
This picture was designed by a lady.
They never really understood how that thing would work when we are pooing
grin

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Obinnau(m): 6:58am On Aug 10, 2019
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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by carter009(m): 7:12am On Aug 10, 2019
Don't mind those fools,, fucking AssLickers.
Gentlewarrior1:

Nawa o

All this guys sabi fall hand eh. They asslick women
Na konji we go call this one abi wetin.
She no even put pic just the F moniker u done sample ur personal phone number online.

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by mikool007(m): 7:17am On Aug 10, 2019
Randy100:
Who gets erection while pooing?
that's how you know a girl made up that illustration, they've been jumping into conclusions for years now, one would think they would get better at it undecided

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by obinna58(m): 7:19am On Aug 10, 2019
Who goes to toilet what out taking bath

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by kollinz1234(m): 7:20am On Aug 10, 2019
Women loves to give head more than to give help. (Hiss) They way they suck sometimes I wonder whether sugar de my thing and I no know angry

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by yinkeys(m): 7:27am On Aug 10, 2019
Is this even possible.
Not possible
Gross.

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by XhosaNostra(f): 7:31am On Aug 10, 2019
dreamworld:

The pictures is not feasible, practically impossible
How do u think is possible for man's dick to penetrate a toilet, even if it's 6 feet snake. grin
The artist must be a fish brained lady

So what's the most realistic scenario then? Does it hang inside the toilet bowl or nah?

Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by dreamworld: 7:33am On Aug 10, 2019
XhosaNostra:


So what's the most realistic scenario then? Does it hang inside the toilet bowl or nah?
For best practical experience, maybe u need to go and check ur boyfriend when he is the toilet,
It's no way possible for the man's pens to penetrate the toilet and when pooing the pens can never be erected,it becomes small and flaccid

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by XhosaNostra(f): 7:44am On Aug 10, 2019
dreamworld:

For best practical experience, maybe u need to go and check ur boyfriend when he is the toilet,
It's no way possible for the man's pens to penetrate the toilet and when pooing the pens can never be erected,it becomes small and flaccid

At this rate I'm sure it even gets covered with poop because you guys are being so defensive grin

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by classicdessy(m): 7:46am On Aug 10, 2019
Op how market grin

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Miaustin(m): 7:49am On Aug 10, 2019
Gentlewarrior1:

Nawa o

All this guys sabi fall hand eh. They asslick women
Na konji we go call this one abi wetin.
She no even put pic just the F moniker u done sample ur personal phone number online.
its sad fa..

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Prazo1: 7:55am On Aug 10, 2019
who sits like that?.. its irritating

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Fourwinds: 8:02am On Aug 10, 2019
Cherryf:
Make sure he has a good bath...before you eat poison
meeeennhh ....see the way you show the gbola system for WC ...what a great pix...

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Kingkun69(m): 8:09am On Aug 10, 2019
Cherryf:
Make sure he has a good bath...before you eat poison
pls which persons divk stands like that while shitting and which toilet have u ever seen like that must be one feminist that drew this

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Fourwinds: 8:31am On Aug 10, 2019
XhosaNostra:


So what's the most realistic scenario then? Does it hang inside the toilet bowl or nah?
you are badddd girl... You will soon go to the university to study preek matter

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by XhosaNostra(f): 8:34am On Aug 10, 2019
Fourwinds:
you are badddd girl... You will soon go to the university to study preek matter

Curiosity, nothing more lol.
Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by iTearHerToto: 8:45am On Aug 10, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Curiosity, nothing more lol.
Your curiosity will lead to you being shagged ruthlessly and dumped in a waste basket by iTearHerToto someday. Unfortunately he doesn't know if you're an afonja as they are everly scruffy. He better not find you so sad



Pukesangry

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by XhosaNostra(f): 8:49am On Aug 10, 2019
iTearHerToto:
Your curiosity will lead to you being shagged ruthlessly and dumped in a waste basket by iTearHerToto someday. Unfortunately he doesn't know if you're an afonja as they are everly scruffy. He better not find you so sad



Pukesangry

Lol whatever.
Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Fourwinds: 8:50am On Aug 10, 2019
XhosaNostra:

Curiosity, nothing more lol.
hmmmmmmm
Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Roon9(m): 9:10am On Aug 10, 2019
This is the height of cluelessness! shocked
At least even if you don't have a man in your life to ask about male anatomy, can't you at least read up stuffs? Jesus!

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Roon9(m): 9:14am On Aug 10, 2019
Gentlewarrior1:

Nawa o

All this guys sabi fall hand eh. They asslick women
Na konji we go call this one abi wetin.
She no even put pic just the F moniker u done sample ur personal phone number online.

Swears! Hormonal mofos everywhere undecided

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