Since morning my experimental Amazon account made only 0.26 Pounds which is 100 Naira.

Buhari why?

I'm thinking of committing suicide. How can I be this poor? No, I won't take it anymore. I'm taking my life tonight with bole and suya. I'm tired.

iLegendd:
Since morning my experimental Amazon account made only 0.26 Pounds which is 100 Naira.

Buhari why?

I'm thinking of committing suicide. How can't I be this poor. No, I won't take it. I'm taking my life tonight with bole and suya. I'm tired.

why na? Suicide is never the option.
i like that meal combination.

Bole and suya is a nice combination... Guy don't kill yourselfooo... alot of people still love you... That amount you're seeing now is temporary... For the fact that you're getting pounds at all, there's more to come.. Wait for it, and don't stop doing what you've been doing

Blackivy27:


why na? Suicide is never the option.
i like that meal combination.

I have two places in mind — see pictures below.

Whenever I'm broke and thinking of suicide, I go there and commit suicide with music, bole, and suya. I just hope the DJ doesn't play that song by Patoranking that says, "Omo see brother — brother wey mumu."

I'm going tonight. I don't know how to drink, but I'll force myself so that the suicide will work. I can't come and kill myself in this beautiful country with amazing leaders.

Which girl should I go with on this suicide mission? ChizzyPresh, do you guys have an airport in your state? If yes, send me your account to transfer you flight money to come. All bills on me. Na poverty dey worry us.

iLegendd:
I have two places in mind — see pictures below.

Whenever I'm broke and thinking of suicide, I go there and commit suicide with music, bole, and suya. I just hope the DJ doesn't play that song by Patoranking that says, "Omo see brother — brother wey mumu."

I'm going tonight. I don't know how to drink, but I'll force myself so that the suicide will work. I can't come and kill myself in this beautiful country with amazing leaders.

this new method of suicide is lit.

Jitesblog001:
Bole and suya is a nice combination... Guy don't kill yourselfooo... alot of people still love you... That amount you're seeing now is temporary... For the fact that you're getting pounds at all, there's more to come.. Wait for it, and don't stop doing what you've been doing

Dont mind ilegend.

Blackivy27:



this new method of suicide is lit.

My sister, I have been planning the suicide since yesterday because that book made only 24 Dollars — which is JUST 8k, but today, NOTHING. See image below.

Make nobody hold me hand o! I must commit suicide today. I'm depressed. What kind of life is this?

If you guys don't see my post here again on Nairaland, know I have committed suicide.

iLegendd:
Which girl should I go with on this suicide mission? ChizzyPresh, do you guys have an airport in your state? If yes, send me your account to transfer you flight money to come. All bills on me. Na poverty dey worry us.

You ehh....Dnt even think abt suicide joor

chizzypresh:


You ehh....Dnt even think abt suicide joor

My girlfriend has dumped me. She said I'm not smart, I'm poor, and I'm a 1 minute man. This is one of the reasons I want to end my life. I'm tired.

Why me? What have I done wrong? After all I did for her? She dumped me. I'm shocked. My world is crashing.

iLegendd:
My girlfriend has dumped me. She said I'm not smart, I'm poor, and I'm a 1 minute man. This is one of the reasons I want to end my life. I'm tired.

Why me? What have I done wrong? After all I did for her? She dumped me. I'm shocked. My world is crashing.

Haba....if u kill urself,then it means you are not smart nah

Is this your best way of drawing traffic and attention?

Mod please ban this nuisance

I wish I care about how the two people above feel.

This book has a life of its own. After my rant here, it has finally sold a copy today.

Ilegendd the great man.

Thanks for this kdp

frbona:
Is this your best way of drawing traffic and attention?

Why is it that you never come to any of my threads I dish out wisdom, but always around the ones I'm having fun?

Could you preoccupy that part of your heart you use in holding grudges against me with joy and innovation? Death is free. Happiness is free, but hatred is not free — it's eating you up.

See, anyway, let me not say it.

Apeshy101:


Did you get this also?

What's the usefulness?

Yes, but I ignored them. When you have issues with your formatting, it will show at the top. The test is with a few publishers like a demo, then everyone will see the popup on their dashboard when it's ready.

iLegendd:
Yes, but I ignored them. When you have issues with your formatting, it will show at the top. The test is with a few publishers like a demo, then everyone will see the popup on their dashboard when it's ready.

Thanks
How long did it take for you to start making sales?


I haven't made any sale since I started

Omo... Boli and suya

Apeshy101:


Thanks
How long did it take for you to start making sales?


I haven't made any sale since I started

Poor keyword / cover / niche is probably the reason, but don't panic. Starting and not making sales is 100 times better than not starting. Yes, you'll feel bad when you see your colleagues making sales, but smile — your time is on the way.

How long it takes me? My case is different because I have spent years failing and learning. With experience, comes success.

Now, I start making sales almost instantly or at most 24 hours after it goes live. Sales is not my issue. My main account smiles everyday, but this particular account is for experiment. I'm using the outcome to write a book.

As you already know, my main aim on NL is only to inspire and let those who are moved visit Google and YouTube for more, else, I would've rendered some help in diagnosing your lack of sales.

Keep moving and learning as you grow.

Fash20:
Omo... Boli and suya

Wait, I have been seeing this "Local Man" slang for a week now and I even Googled it today, but didn't understand. What does the slang mean?

iLegendd:
Poor keyword / cover / niche is probably the reason, but don't panic. Starting and not making sales is 100 times better than not starting. Yes, you'll feel bad when you see your colleagues making sales, but smile — your time is on the way.

How long it takes me? My case is different because I have spent years failing and learning. With experience, comes success.

Now, I start making sales almost instantly or at most 24 hours after it goes live. Sales is not my issue. My main account smiles everyday, but this particular account is for experiment. I'm using the outcome to write a book.

As you already know, my main aim on NL is only to inspire and let those who are moved visit Google and YouTube for more, else, I would've rendered some help in diagnosing your lack of sales.

Keep moving and learning as you grow.

Thanks

Of what use are you in this world, only sex, the world is better without you just commit suicide

iLegendd:
Why is it that you never come to any of my threads I dish out wisdom, but always around the ones I'm having fun?

Could you preoccupy that part of your heart you use in holding grudges against me with joy and innovation? Death is free. Happiness is free, but hatred is not free — it's eating you up.

See, anyway, let me not say it.

*thumbs up*

iLegendd:
Poor keyword / cover / niche is probably the reason, but don't panic. Starting and not making sales is 100 times better than not starting. Yes, you'll feel bad when you see your colleagues making sales, but smile — your time is on the way.

How long it takes me? My case is different because I have spent years failing and learning. With experience, comes success.

Now, I start making sales almost instantly or at most 24 hours after it goes live. Sales is not my issue. My main account smiles everyday, but this particular account is for experiment. I'm using the outcome to write a book.

As you already know, my main aim on NL is only to inspire and let those who are moved visit Google and YouTube for more, else, I would've rendered some help in diagnosing your lack of sales.

Keep moving and learning as you grow.

How did you verify? Care to share? Been stuck at verification, the code never comes.

iLegendd:
Since morning my experimental Amazon account made only 0.26 Pounds which is 100 Naira.

Buhari why?

I'm thinking of committing suicide. How can I be this poor? No, I won't take it anymore. I'm taking my life tonight with bole and suya. I'm tired.

Bro, be grateful. I went to work today came back with nothing 0.00. Yet, I ain't dismayed. A live dog is better off than a dead Lion

iLegendd:


Wait, I have been seeing this "Local Man" slang for a week now and I even Googled it today, but didn't understand. What does the slang mean?

Lol... You are late to the party ... The stuff has reigned and to me its in decline now.

If you watch news very well, you would be familiar with headlines like "Local man slap neighbors..." That where the "local man" phrase comes from

You can break you own news at

https://breakyourownnews.com/


Don't forget the boli and suya pls

Fash20:


Lol... You are late to the party ... The stuff has reigned and to me its in decline now.

If you watch news very well, you would be familiar with headlines like "Local man slap neighbors..." That where the "local man" phrase comes from

You can break you own news at

https://breakyourownnews.com/


Don't forget the boli and suya pls

Lol. I guess. Since Buhari took over, I have never watched TV up to 5 times. In fact, I have never seen him on TV before after his campaign in 2015.

If I manage to watch TV, it is NateGeo Wild or Discovery Channel or Aljazeera.

King901:

Bro, be grateful. I went to work today came back with nothing 0.00. Yet, I ain't dismayed. A live dog is better off than a dead Lion

czarina:
How did you verify? Care to share? Been stuck at verification, the code never comes.

Verify? Like Instagram verification?

There is nothing to verify other than to fill in your bank details you got from Payoneer and fill the tax form as a Nigerian.

If the tax form is where you're having issues, then read this thread I created https://wetclef.com/topic592.html