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UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: 4 Signs You Are A Vagina Worshipper by ubunja(m): 7:49am On Dec 02, 2017
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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: 4 Signs You Are A Vagina Worshipper by Miggs(m): 12:41pm On Dec 02, 2017
ubunja:

a vagina is a sweet thing to fvck, but a dangerous thing to worship.Fvcking a pvssy brings nice things like orgasms and babies.but worshipping it brings ruin and death.

every man must guard that his love for pvssy doesnt cross over to worship.and by worship i dont mean you skipping church to go fvck. though that may qualify.does it? whatever.

here are 4 signs to measure your love for pvssy and determine if you have made that hole your whole life or nah:

1.you see a girl being beaten on the street who you dont even kow and you promptly crossover to defend her.

never mind the fact that you are unarmed and never trained for kung-fu.nevermind the fact that you dont have any idea what weapons the guy beating the girl may be carrying.

WHY ITS A STUPID THING TO DO

you dont know their story.you dont know the girl. you are not paid to defend anyone,you are not a policeman or a soldier.you will get your face re-decorated for a stranger who wont even pay for your hospital bills.if the police come the girl WILL NEVER take your side.you are a stranger to her.and tomorrow you will see those two kissing and walking hand-in-hand again and look at you like the one who wanted to seperate them.worst case scenario you will get yourself killed over a quarell that doesnt even concern you.

learn to mind your own business.

MUST YOU LET A GIRL GET MURDERED AS YOU WATCH?

obviously no. call the police and remain safe, far away from the fracass.heros are dead.and two corpses will never be better than one corpse.

2.you always do favours for girls for which all you get is a Thank You.

this is most popular with friendzoned n!ggas. you are forever helping girls carry things,move furnisher,fix things etc and you never get any tangible reward for the very tangible sweat you just broke.stop it.

WHY ITS A STUPID THING TO DO

slavery is illegal.your time is also money.the food you ate to get that energy didnt fall from the sky like manna.if you work always make sure you get paid.if not thru sex then the girl must atleast make you a very heavy lunch. working for free makes you cheap and desperate.

MUST YOU LET A GIRL BREAK HER BACK WITH HEAVY WORK?

obviously no.but when she calls asking for your muscle-power ask her (playfully) what you will get in return. you will be suprised that she will actually make an offer (no not of sex you idiot)

3.you accept apologies too quickly from women.

a girl makes you wait for her at the bus stop saying she will be with you in a few,then turns up 45mins later.and it was raining.and she had the umbrella.... you are pissed as hell.but the moment she fakes a smile and says Sorry, its all over.your heart is suddenly as sunny as a new born baby's? mayor of vagina worshippers.!!!!!!

WHY ITS A STUPID THING TO DO

the easiness by which you forgive is directly proportional to the gravity or seriousness of the grievience or offense.if you forgive someone pouring hot water on you as easily as you forgive someone who steps on your foot then people will know you cant weigh offenses accurately and they will make you their playground.be harder to appease. it makes the one who offended you feel really forgiven when you do finally forgive her.

MUST YOU NEVER FORGIVE EVER?

obviouy no.but make women work for that forgiveness.even for Eve a simple "Im Sorry God i ate the forbiden fruit" wasnt going to cut it. she had to "make it right" by "working out salvation with trembling"as Paul puts it. if a girl offends you ask her one simple question: How are you going to make it right?

4.you think it matters that you make every girl orgasm during sex.

dude there is only one orgasm that really matters. YOUR OWN. if you dont ejaculate babies can never happen and humanity will cease to exist.humans have been on this earth for thousands of years and we have been going forward minus the female orgasm.coz the female orgasm is not essential for procreation.she will get pregnant whether she orgasms or not. so chill.

WHY ITS A STUPID THING TO DO

female orgasm doesnt bring visible signs you can see like the male orgasm does..hello $perms! so that means women can fake it if i)they see you struggling too much to make them orgasm and feel sorry for your fruitless actions.so a simple " im coming baby" is uttered to end the painful movie she is watching of you sweating for nothing.. ii) if they are bored and want the sex to end as quickly as possible. either case it sucks. for you.

MUST YOU NEVER TRY TO MAKE HER ORGASM?

obviously no.but dont chase her orgasm like its some crown for your head.like some medal you must win. just fvck her the best way you can.if she cums good.if she doesnt cum she was a who*re used to org!es anyways. u feel me. my n!ggar.



the D!ck is only organ worthy of worship in this world.

(c) ubunja. copy & paste allowed. additions & subtractions not allowed.

pocohantas:
One would think the only reason people have sex is for PROCREATION and every time men have sex, the aim is to IMPREGNATE.

Considering how much these same ignorant set of people use condoms, drink pills, not forgetting abortion.

How many life has he given with all his ejaculation? The ones that his palms were the recipient and the ones he applied withdrawal method?

Tomorrow when his woman gets same orgasm from a 3rd party, he will come and start disturbing us in this section. Forgetting he didn't cover her comprehensively. They will now be asking what do women want.


Buhari should increase the educational budget. These slay kings have zero logic in their brains. Very incapable of critical thinking. Romance section is their HQ, never knew they have a corporate office on Twitter or whatever.

pocohantas:
One would think the only reason people have sex is for PROCREATION and every time men have sex, the aim is to IMPREGNATE.

Considering how much these same ignorant set of people use condoms, drink pills, not forgetting abortion.

How many life has he given with all his ejaculation? The ones that his palms were the recipient and the ones he applied withdrawal method?

Tomorrow when his woman gets same orgasm from a 3rd party, he will come and start disturbing us in this section. Forgetting he didn't cover her comprehensively. They will now be asking what do women want.


Buhari should increase the educational budget. These slay kings have zero logic in their brains. Very incapable of critical thinking. Romance section is their HQ, never knew they have a corporate office on Twitter or whatever.

AwkaetitiBabe:
Lol

Heroclitus:
Sometimes I wonder if there are other human gender around aside the male and the female


Evolutionary and religious teachings also claim that we are the most advanced of all life forms

sometimes I wonder whom those people who opposes other gender eventually marries if not the second gender

Its looking more like there's a campaign within each gender against the other gender...Do we really need this?

pocohantas:


No dear, man's ego will handle that. It is their earnest desire and bragging right to make women cum. They could be that petty...

If he isn't doing it yet, it is because he can't not because God doesn't consider it important. Any day he can, he will know it is important to give him life.

ornicus:
he may as well ask why God did not make women and men like lower animals with heat periods so that conception would be automatic and sex would be at fixed times with any available prick

i hope this joker goes all the way with his literal interpretation and shuns all forms of birth control and fornication

Blackivy27:
It is. But 2mins ejaculation is a feat that doesnt in the least bit compare to carrying an individual in one's womb for 9months.

pocohantas:
One would think the only reason people have sex is for PROCREATION and every time men have sex, the aim is to IMPREGNATE.

Considering how much these same ignorant set of people use condoms, drink pills, not forgetting abortion.

How many life has he given with all his ejaculation? The ones that his palms were the recipient and the ones he applied withdrawal method?

Tomorrow when his woman gets same orgasm from a 3rd party, he will come and start disturbing us in this section. Forgetting he didn't cover her comprehensively. They will now be asking what do women want.


Buhari should increase the educational budget. These slay kings have zero logic in their brains. Very incapable of critical thinking. Romance section is their HQ, never knew they have a corporate office on Twitter or whatever.

ubunja:
women do have heat periods tho

Differences from the menstrual cycle

Mammals share the same reproductive system, including the regulatory hypothalamic system that produces gonadotropin-releasing hormone in pulses, the pituitary gland that secretes follicle-stimulating hormone and luteinizing hormone, and the ovary itself that releases sex hormones including estrogens and progesterone.

However, species vary significantly in the detailed functioning. One difference is that animals that have estrous cycles resorb the endometrium if conception does not occur during that cycle. Animals that have menstrual cycles shed the endometrium through menstruation instead. Another difference is sexual activity. In species with estrous cycles, females are generally only sexually active during the estrus (oestrus) phase of their cycle (see below for the estrous cycle phases). This is also referred to as being "in heat". In contrast, females of species with menstrual cycles can be sexually active at any time in their cycle, even when they are not about to ovulate.

Humans have menstrual cycles rather than estrous cycles. They, unlike most other species, have concealed ovulation, a lack of obvious external signs to signal estral receptivity at ovulation (i.e., the ability to become pregnant). There are, however, subtle signs to which human males may favorably respond, including changes in a woman's scent[1] and facial appearance.[2] Some research also suggests that women tend to have more sexual thoughts and are more prone to sexual activity right before ovulation.[3][4] Animals with estrous cycles often have unmistakable outward displays of receptivity, ranging from engorged and colorful genitals to behavioral changes like mating calls. See Menstrual cycle § Cycles and phases for more information.

ornicus:


women have heat periods

anyway, its ubunja well know troll.

as far as you are concerned all women [except your immediate family are lower animals]

https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Estrous_cycle

ornicus:
he may as well ask why God did not make women and men like lower animals with heat periods so that conception would be automatic and sex would be at fixed times with any available prick

i hope this joker goes all the way with his literal interpretation and shuns all forms of birth control and fornication

pocohantas:


No dear, man's ego will handle that. It is their earnest desire and bragging right to make women cum. They could be that petty...

If he isn't doing it yet, it is because he can't not because God doesn't consider it important. Any day he can, he will know it is important to give him life.

ubunja:
a woman's ovulation period is more or less a heat period

JOHNSONSOLAFUNMI:


Why do you always show off your boobs?

ornicus:


i no talk am

absolutely. which is why at certain times every month, we see ladies walking around with their nipples engorged, their vulvas out, ready to be mounted by the first male that comes along.

ubunja:


Actually science does say on ovulation women dress more revealingly use more make-up and seek out the company of men more.