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Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 3:18pm On Jan 05, 2011
Element G:

lol, d woman don stuff u up grin grin

^^na wa o!

ID don really deal wiff am grin grin grin

im dey even admit say e need to spend at least 1 more week for ID's chicken farm!

Oya Vicks - turn round make I look you wella
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by jokingmary(m): 3:18pm On Jan 05, 2011
Element G:

hey JM, how far now cheesy cheesy
Gud moring
I dey fine cheesy

Efemena_xy:

^^na wa o!

ID don really deal wiff am grin grin grin

im dey even admit say e need to spend at least 1 more week for ID's chicken farm!
Wickedness at its best sad
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Nobody: 3:19pm On Jan 05, 2011
To all Vicks lover,here's a favor.

I brought him back for just 35mins,enjoy him as he last esp Tanimz Efemena Id Element and Lysaa  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Pharoh: 3:19pm On Jan 05, 2011
I must go philliage this year xmas ooo . . . me too one fat jare.   grin  grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 3:21pm On Jan 05, 2011
abi? who no like better thing grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by jokingmary(m): 3:22pm On Jan 05, 2011
El Guapo:

To all Vicks lover,here's a favor.

I brought him back for just 35mins,enjoy him as he last esp Tanimz Efemena Id Element and Lysaa  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 3:23pm On Jan 05, 2011
jokingmary:


Wickedness at its best sad

our love is wicked grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by jokingmary(m): 3:24pm On Jan 05, 2011
Mr.Bones:

our love is wicked grin grin
U don't mean it
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 3:25pm On Jan 05, 2011
El Guapo:

To all Vicks lover,here's a favor.

I brought him back for just 35mins,enjoy him as he last esp Tanimz Efemena Id Element and Lysaa  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

lol. for ur mind. sorry to say i will stay less  wink wink wink
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 3:26pm On Jan 05, 2011
El Guapo:

To all Vicks lover,here's a favor.

I brought him back for just 35mins,enjoy him as he last esp [s] Tanimz Efemena Id Element and Lysaa [/s]  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

I see say you don line up serious exercise for our man Vicks eh?

6 people for 35mins?

vicks how you wan do am??

okay, me I comot maself from dat list so:

wiff 5 peeps and 35mins to spare - er. .  .Vicks - you go spray the thing every 7mins   grin grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 3:27pm On Jan 05, 2011
Mr.Bones:

lol. for your mind. sorry to say i will stay less wink wink wink

see as you dey take mouth fall your own hand

so na 2/3 min job you wan do sef?? undecided undecided undecided
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 3:28pm On Jan 05, 2011
jokingmary:

U don't mean it
figure of speech jor. she is the sweetest thing that happened to me last year   wink wink
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 3:29pm On Jan 05, 2011
hmmm, oga ooo, see love birds grin grin wink wink kiss kiss kiss
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 3:30pm On Jan 05, 2011
bones i paid u overtime get bck to d poultry now , b4 u receive suspension leta
lazzy cunnnt  tongue tongue tongue cool cool cool cool
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by jokingmary(m): 3:30pm On Jan 05, 2011
Mr.Bones:

figure of speech jor. she is the sweetest thing that happened to me last year   wink wink
Oh I see
I think she is past tense now tongue

Idowuogbo:

bones i paid u overtime get bck to d poultry now , b4 u receive suspension leta

lazzy cunnnt  tongue tongue tongue cool cool cool cool
Now thats gud
Wicked boss/bus/buzz lipsrsealed
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 3:32pm On Jan 05, 2011
Idowuogbo:

bones i paid u overtime get bck to d poultry now , b4 u receive suspension leta
lazzy cunnnt tongue tongue tongue cool cool cool cool

girl you don use am tire

im worse pass expired battery

time to look into greener pastures tongue tongue
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by jokingmary(m): 3:33pm On Jan 05, 2011
Efemena_xy:

im worse pass expired battery
U better pass leaking battrey? cheesy
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 3:33pm On Jan 05, 2011
Idowuogbo:

bones i paid u overtime get bck to d poultry now , b4 u receive suspension leta
lazzy cunnnt  tongue tongue tongue cool cool cool cool

yepa, vicks ur oga don dey call u ooo grin grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 3:33pm On Jan 05, 2011
Efemena_xy:

see as you dey take mouth fall your own hand

so na 2/3 min job you wan do sef??  undecided undecided undecided

lol. babe i told u to stop frowning haven't i?   wink wink
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 3:34pm On Jan 05, 2011
sharrapdis u 2 jok and efe  wen his  account was smiling did he complain  see activists
make una dress comot at least i dey pay am ,he complain slavery dey worii am tssewww
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Nobody: 3:35pm On Jan 05, 2011
Efemena_xy:

I see say you don line up serious exercise for our man Vicks eh?

6 people for 35mins?

vicks how you wan do am??

okay, me I comot maself from dat list so:

wiff 5 peeps and 35mins to spare - er. .  .Vicks - you go spray the thing every 7mins   grin grin grin

He's ma lil bro and i know what he can climb.

Having survived a snake bite at age 9 without treatment i strongly bet he can handle the six of you
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Nobody: 3:37pm On Jan 05, 2011
GOSH!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT A FULL HOUSE
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 3:37pm On Jan 05, 2011
Idowuogbo:

bones i paid u overtime get bck to d poultry now , b4 u receive suspension leta
lazzy cunnnt  tongue tongue tongue cool cool cool cool

lol cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked id u don spoil finishto

Idowuogbo:

sharrapdis u 2 jok and efe  wen his  account was smiling did he complain  see activists
make una dress comot at least i dey pay am ,he complain slavery dey worii am tssewww
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 3:39pm On Jan 05, 2011
^kai shocked shocked shocked shocked see revelations so na jungle una dey liv loll
na wa una dey embrace agriculture o ,
El Guapo:

He's ma lil bro and i know what he can climb.

Having survived a snake bite at age 9 without treatment i strongly bet he can handle the six of you
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by jokingmary(m): 3:39pm On Jan 05, 2011
Idowuogbo:

sharrapdis u 2 jok and efe  wen his  account was smiling did he complain  see activists
make una dress comot at least i dey pay am ,he complain slavery dey worii am tssewww
Oh boy
Wickedness in the highest places
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 3:40pm On Jan 05, 2011
El Guapo:

He's ma lil bro and i know what he can climb.

Having survived a snake bite at age 9 without treatment i strongly bet he can handle the six of you

you dey miss something important here!

you nor see say man dey that list you draw up??

Element - e nor worry you say EL talk say you 'n vicks dey do Adam 'n Steve work for Idowu's chicken farm??!!
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by jokingmary(m): 3:40pm On Jan 05, 2011
Idowuogbo:

^kai shocked shocked shocked shocked see revelations so na jungle una dey liv loll
U wicked o cheesy
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 3:41pm On Jan 05, 2011
jokingmary:

Oh I see
I think she is past tense now tongue



shocked shocked shocked shocked  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Idowuogbo:

^kai shocked shocked shocked shocked see revelations so na jungle una dey liv loll
na wa una dey embrace agriculture o ,

craze people chairwoman lol
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 3:41pm On Jan 05, 2011
El Guapo:

He's ma lil bro and i know what he can climb.

Having survived a snake bite at age 9 without treatment i strongly bet he can handle the six of you

woah shocked shocked shocked shocked how did u know dat? shocked shocked shocked
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 3:42pm On Jan 05, 2011
jokingmary:

U better pass leaking battrey? cheesy

dis your mouth eh!

I go use screw-driver twist am for you

remove all dat extra fleshy lips of yours wen dey make you mis-yarn like dis. . .   lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by jokingmary(m): 3:43pm On Jan 05, 2011
Mr.Bones:


shocked shocked shocked shocked  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

U get problem O
from big eye problem and open mouth to sewed mouth sad

Efemena_xy:

dis your mouth eh!

I go use screw-driver twist am for you

remove all dat extra fleshy lips of yours wen dey make you mis-yarn like dis. . .   lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
I dey wait u for ma back yard tongue
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 3:43pm On Jan 05, 2011
jokingmary:

Oh boy
Wickedness in the highest places
if i stone u obochuckwu go analyse money u dey analyse letter

Mr.Bones:


shocked shocked shocked shocked  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

craze people chairwoman lol
nd u are our stakeholder , stupenndous

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