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Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Nobody: 7:38pm On Jan 05, 2011
I wonda oo,

U no dey talk again ehh pweety?
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by koolchicco: 7:38pm On Jan 05, 2011
*smashes these breakable plates on the floor* angry
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 7:49pm On Jan 05, 2011
chicco, y u dey vex undecided undecided undecided
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Nobody: 7:49pm On Jan 05, 2011
Haba Angel,which film u wan shoot here?

Tanimz run come ooo na Scene 1 we dey so.
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 7:51pm On Jan 05, 2011
Wetin dey shele? cool
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by sledge406: 7:55pm On Jan 05, 2011
tanimz:

Mama's home! cool

Since when you turn mama? How many mouths have you bosomB[i]w[/i]eassst fed?
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 7:57pm On Jan 05, 2011
Taz, u fit act? shocked shocked cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by jokingmary(m): 7:57pm On Jan 05, 2011
tanimz:

Wetin dey shele? cool
Ya yanch dey shele
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Nobody: 7:58pm On Jan 05, 2011
Hey Lion dey sleep sledge dey go wake am
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 7:59pm On Jan 05, 2011
sledge406:

Since when you turn mama? How many mouths have you bosom fed?

Sledge! kiss kiss

Wetin concern you with that one na? tongue

Element G:

Taz, u fit act? shocked shocked cheesy cheesy cheesy

What type of act?

jokingmary:

Ya yanch dey shele

Clap for yourself, you have succeeded in making yourself look foolish today.
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 8:00pm On Jan 05, 2011
Taz u don start to dey dish out dis ur bad wicked crazy classic yarns cool cool
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 8:02pm On Jan 05, 2011
Wetin? Na the question I ask you be that?
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by sledge406: 8:03pm On Jan 05, 2011
El Guapo:

Hey Lion dey sleep sledge dey go wake am
You mean say the bweast don turn to rest? Else how you go talk say Lion dey sleep?

tanimz:

Sledge! kiss kiss

Wetin concern you with that one na? tongue
I need to know how many have gotten there so I can THINK about it prolly my lips wud be worth giving your unmentionableNypple (so nypples na word to be censored---Oh Nairaland!) a shock.
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by jokingmary(m): 8:04pm On Jan 05, 2011
tanimz:

Clap for yourself, you have succeeded in making yourself look foolish today.
Thats gud tongue
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 8:06pm On Jan 05, 2011
sledge406:

You mean say the bweast don turn to rest? Else how you go talk say Lion dey sleep?
I need to know how many have gotten there so I can THINK about maybe my lips wud be worth giving your unmentionable a shock.

You no be my pikin na. My pikins don answer already. You came late. cheesy

jokingmary:

Thats gud tongue

Shior.
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 8:09pm On Jan 05, 2011
Taz don turn to princess for nland cool cool cool
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 8:14pm On Jan 05, 2011
Element G:

Taz don turn to princess for nland cool cool cool

Aww. . . You want to be my prince? smiley
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 8:15pm On Jan 05, 2011
please stop pulling my legs cool cool cool
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 8:17pm On Jan 05, 2011
I dey touch you? tongue
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by sledge406: 8:17pm On Jan 05, 2011
tanimz:

You no be my pikin na. My pikins don answer already. You came late. cheesy
Must I come as your pikin? Anyway why you dey trains pikins? Sounds like piglets to me (how many) grin


I think I've had enough posting in one day. Bye!
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 8:19pm On Jan 05, 2011
*sighs* Taz, dat was just an expression wink wink wink kiss kiss kiss
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 8:22pm On Jan 05, 2011
sledge406:

Must I come as your pikin? Anyway why you dey trains pikins? Sounds like piglets to me (how many) grin


I think I've had enough posting in one day. Bye!

And you break my heart again. Why do you enjoy saying mean words to me? sad

Element G:

*sighs* Taz, dat was just an expression wink wink wink kiss kiss kiss

i know, I was pulling your legs as well. tongue
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 8:24pm On Jan 05, 2011
taz sweerie, i gotta go see ya later cool cool cool
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by sledge406: 8:30pm On Jan 05, 2011
tanimz:

And you break my heart again. Why do you enjoy saying mean words to me? sad

i know, I was pulling your legs as well. tongue

I'm sorry. Now cheer up and put a smile on your face
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 9:21pm On Jan 05, 2011
Element G:

taz sweerie, i gotta go see ya later cool cool cool

Okay dear. cheesy

sledge406:

I'm sorry. Now cheer up and put a smile on your face

I trusted you! sad sad sad sad sad sad
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 10:20pm On Jan 05, 2011
what's wiff all this emotional display girl?? undecided undecided undecided

ain't you got enough guys on nland licking your palms??

abi you get insatiable desire to increase the folds of your conquests?? tongue tongue tongue
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Pharoh: 10:22pm On Jan 05, 2011
^^^

Who are these conquests self? . . . .sure my name cannot be found even 5 million killometres from such discussions. grin cheesy

The exception being only . . . . make i no mention name sha before person head swell up say i dey do triple jump for here. tongue
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 10:23pm On Jan 05, 2011
Efemena_xy:

what's wiff all this emotional display girl?? undecided undecided undecided

ain't you got enough guys on nland licking your palms??

abi you get insatiable desire to increase the folds of your conquests?? tongue tongue tongue

Efe! Sledge broke my heart. I have to let him know. sad
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 10:24pm On Jan 05, 2011
Pharoh! How far? cool
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Pharoh: 10:27pm On Jan 05, 2011
^^

Wetin be how far? . . . i no dey follow alien talk na abi you forget say you no get heart again ni? cool
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 10:27pm On Jan 05, 2011
Pharoh:

^^^

Who are these conquests self? . . . .sure my name cannot be found even 5 million killometres from such discussions. grin cheesy

The exception being only . . . . make i no mention name sha before person head swell up say i dey do triple jump for here. tongue

abeg talk and free your soul jor!  tongue

tanimz:

Efe! Sledge broke my heart. I have to let him know. sad

Shior? How e take happen now? Na so the thing bad reach?

I nor even know say you get heart to break. . .

Oya manage Pharoh now. im dey a bit rough at the edges - but nothing a 'lil house training can't put right  grin grin grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 10:30pm On Jan 05, 2011
Efemena_xy:

Shior? How e take happen now? Na so the thing bad reach?

I nor even know say you get heart to break. . .

Oya manage Pharoh now. im dey a bit rough at the edges - but nothing a 'lil house training can't put right  grin grin grin grin

Don't worry yourself about how it happened. sad

And yes, I do have a heart. Why would you think otherwise? undecided

Me and Pharoh dey on a different level, he understands better. wink

Anyway, howdy? cool

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