comshots:
For over a week now my john thomas dey itch me.Na water and soap i been dey use relieve myself before but this time the thing no gree leave me.As a mature and sexually active guy without a girlfriend for a decade guy must put that c.ock for inside hole today.By 8pm I dey go brothel.I cant be starving john thomas wey e no offend me.I must quench that konji today.
I will gist you what's up later.

Birdeyeview:
waste of time,money, and resources for 5min pleasure.

IceColdVeins:
What if rapture occurs between now and 8pm? this thread would be the evidence against you at the gate of hell

comshots:
It is far Better than rape.#1500k is not waste of money.It is better than spending it on a date that you will not even kiss or hug sef.

Birdeyeview:

then it seems youve not been able to think outside the box yet.
hold on and examine yourself well.
ask yourself why you've not found a girlfriend yet to satisfy your sexual urge.
prostitute should be a NO! NO!! for you as a man if you want to see progress in your life.

comshots:
That konji shall be broken today.

comshots:
I no kii person.Na knack I knack.

Birdeyeview:

look at you and how you have anticipated the sin you are about to commit.
after you'll beg God for forgiveness.
shame on you son!

comshots:
That konji shall be broken today.

Barzinime:
You want to help him? Cos he dorset mind going to hell
Maybe you need greasing too?

comshots:
Guys i'm back.Let me gist you how it went.I went to one of the classy brothel at church street oshodi,owonla Intl new life hotel.As I enter see big booty babes dey hold me and tried to corner me go room.But I won take my time select cos all that glitters are not gold.Most of these olosho na boreholes and saggy bobby wey dem push up.And them get rules Na if you follow them enter room dem go begin open eyes for you after you don pay and won knack..I just fashy those ones wey dey hang by the gate and I waka go the back of the
House, inside the hotel.Babes just dey approach me one after the other"Guy come make we go inside my room make I suck you.I go give you dog style"Na lie she dey lie.The ones wey I no like I go ask dem say"Na free.That one go say"Na money you go pay.I go tell her say"I no carry cash.She go waka.
One come meet me and dey rub my nipple and chest.The next thing she grab my prick and dey rub am.I won get erection before I follow this one but my john Thomas no come gree stand again.She dey rub am and dey persuade me make we go inside her room.The thing no won rise again. I no even get any feelings again. As the olosho see say I no gree follow her she waka.I swear,na this gel I won follow. But I won konji-rise first.I dey there reach 50minutes.I come dey fear make police no come raid the hotel.Wetin I go talk say I dey find because that hotel na brothel.Na so I bounce comot for the brothel.I no knack because dck no rise.I carry the #1k wey I budget to knack go mamaput near my house go buy a plate of swallow,#3h, go wack for house.

AwkaetitiBabe:
So are you trying to say hand does not cure konji? As in cum is an artificial one? Thought cum is cum? Are you sure ur visit to d brothel won't aggravate your konji, thereby make you a regular customer?

You remember the guy his rubber bust and he immediately pulled out but unfortunately him don collect HIV ba?

nomnso2016:
Pls let a sister here help a brother in need, just one stroke

Barzinime:
You want to help him? Cos he dorset mind going to hell
Maybe you need greasing too?

Birdeyeview:

it seems mumu is your middle name.

Barzinime:
Werey alaso ni e Your brain as small as that of a bird

Birdeyeview:

Iya to bi baba e ni werey alaso.
opolo e o function.

Birdeyeview:

Iya to bi baba e ni werey alaso.
opolo e o function.

Obodo999:

What a filthy language. I thought women don't get upset