Noblejohn32:

Same bro
glad you're loving the series

Dear author the ish has not been resolved yet?? No update for a couple of days now.

I'll suggest when you write maybe till the ish is resolved you should send it to someone email here so that the person can help post it

What's happening now. let the mod look into this issue. Same thing happening to another story.

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Happy new year Divepen1

Pls lift NobleJohn32 ban biko

Mynd44 you guys should help us na, we can't even view his last update

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Happy new year Divepen1

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Mynd44 you guys should help us na, we can't even view his last update

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Finally, the issue has been resolved, its hasn't been easy.
Thankyou my esteemed literati(s)

Note: RISKY is a fresh episode.

16b(from the last episode)

★RISKY★

Inspector Tim pointed his gun towards the corners of the room.
"Fall out you criminal!" Timi screamed, finger on the trigger.
"There is no one in this room" Lydia screamed.
Timi listened with rapt attention.
"Do you girls rear marine spirit here?" Timi asked and sat on the bed.
"Are you trying to tagg us marine spirits?" Lydia voiced out her displeasure.
"It's part of the investigation" Timi replied.
"Hmmmmm" Lydia breathed.
Timi stared at her face and admired her greatly. Her little blue eyes glittered and she had a pointed noise with a natural pink lips and cute dimples. Her boobs were ripe and heavy but stood moderately on her chest coupled with her flat stomach and her 'figure eight' which protruded proudly with a long legs. Lydia was a pure definition of a sexy, pretty lady.
"Hey!" Lydia screamed as she waved her hands towards Timi's face.
"What are you thinking about?" Lydia said and held her waist staring at Timi like a specimen.
"I'm lost!" Timi said in a hoarse voice.

♪Large waist♪
♪Fine face♪
♪10 days♪
♪I don deh wait for you♪

"What do you mean?" Lydia asked confused.

♪Take me, take me anywhere you wanna go♪
♪Tell me, tell me everything i wanna know♪
♪no lie♪

"Are you okay?" Lydia asked, staring at Timi critically.
♪kilo ko mi♪
♪i get ti money•♪
♪big money♪
♪so what's funny•♪
♪who be risky♪

"Looks like you're running mad, did you come here to lust at my body and sing" Lydia screamed in frustration.
♪is been a very long time♪
♪…
"Just leave" Lydia pointed to the door.
"The song is part of the investigation!" Timi replied.
Damn!!!
"Lydia I'll die soon and if i die heaven will hold you responsible!" Timi said.
"Huh? how does your death concerns me?" Lydia scoffed.
"Everything
♪baby this your nyansh na chicom♪
♪If you gree na marathon♪
♪………………………………
♪I'll change your life journey♪
♪I'll open and close like a laptop♪

"Are you drunk?" Lydia screamed loosing her cool. She couldn't comprehend the motive behind his songs.
"Being in the force doesn't stop me from exhibiting my talents" Timi chuckled.
"Talents indeed, with the half songs you're singing" Lydia sniggered.
"do you want me to give you the full version of the song
♪run, run out anyhow you wanna run♪
♪shake am.....

"Inspector! you've overstayed your welcome" Lydia said and pointed to the door.
"Lydia I've contacted priapism!"
"Pri....."
"Priapism, a condition where the penis remains erect" Temi said with a neutral face.
"You've been uttering vulgar words since you came in" Lydia deadpanned.
"It is part of the investigation" Timi sniggered.
"Damn you Inspector!"
"I need a favour from you!" Timi clasped his palms.
"Favour?"
"No flavour!" Timi said.
"I pity your wife" Lydia chuckled.
"Save the pity for your...."
"For my what?" Lydia stared at him.
"For your... ehmmmm! Don't worry i want to bleep you" Timi said and covered his face.
"The blood of Jesus is sufficient!" Lydia muttered. "Meaning?" Timi deadpanned.
"You need deliverance" Lydia said.
"Fifty fifty" Timi said.
"Huh?"
I said fifty fifty, both of us need a pastor cuz your body has caused disaster in Madagascar!" Timi replied.
"I now understood why konji is a bastard, it has drained you of common sense" Lydia sighed.
"You've caused disaster, your body is damn hot!" Timi stood up and approached Lydia.
"Stay back, you really need a pastor!" Lydia retreated.
"Call the pastor, i need to fast, i need to pray and play with you" He said in gritted teeth.
"Damn!"
The concupiscence was obvious in his demeanor.
As he approached Lydia, she shivered and stepped backward.
"Don't panic" Timi reached for her hands.
Lydia shivered uncontrollably as Timi held.
"Tell me, what's your biggest fear?" Timi asked.
"Falling in love with a military man" Lydia whispered.
"You c......"
Lydia claimed his lips and they ate each other lips voraciously.
"Everything is allowed!" Timi breathed. Lydia bit a side of her lips and they stared at each other.
"I need healing" Timi gasped.
"What we wish to do is risky!" Lydia observed.
"Who be risky?!!!" Timi halfscreamed.
They embarked on another kissing spree.
"Are you generous enough to give what i need?" Lydia asked.
"I get money!!!
Big money!!!" Timi bragged.
Lydia chuckled.
"So what's funny?" Timi asked and squeezed her breast.
"Asssssh" Lydia moaned and wriggled her body. Timi unloosed the strap of her gown and it fell loose.
He uncapped her bra and sighed in satisfaction as he saw the firm, succulent boobs.
"Iffa die, I'll die knowing that i uncovered a hidden treasure!" He muttered. He sucked, chewed and bit the nipples until it was sore. Lydia wriggled in pains and ectasy. Timi pressed and rotated the nipples causing Lydia to jerk and arch her back purring like a cat. Timi withdrawed his lips and Lydia gave a sharp cry as sexual pains surged through her boobs. Timi had suckled for over fifteen minutes.
He unbuckled his trousers and tossed it on the bed.
"Can you minister?" Timi asked.
"I'm not a minister!" Lydia breathed.
"I mean oral ministry!" Smart voiced.
"Sure"
She squatted low and retrieved his dick and sucked hard at it. Timi groaned and began to speak in tongues.
"Shakkkabarataaaaadaba" he muttered in arabic.
"Baby you are a puta!" He mummured under his breath.

-

"What's keeping those people inside?" Veronica sighed.
"I dun... someone is screaming" Praise gasped and moved to the door, she tried to peep from the door but couldn't get a better view. She eavesdropped and withdrawed in shock. She beckoned on Veronica.

"Lydia is.... i dunno" Veronica sighed.
"The man is a good fucker!" A voice said. "Watching porn makes me feel alive again, that's what I've missed".
Veronica turned sharply towards the direction of the voice, though she couldn't understand what was said but she heard faint whispers.
"Girls whatsapp" the voice said.
Veronica stared closely and gasped in horror.
"Noooo! I rebuke you in the name that is mightier than every other name!" Veronica charged.
"What's happening?" Praise asked as she spotted her friend pointing to an imaginary figure.
"Veronica, stay calm i mean no harm for now!" The voice said.
"The dead has no dealings with the living, i rebuke you in Jesus name" Veronica continued binding and casting.
"Veronica listen to me, i mean no har.."
"Holyghost fire" Veronica gasped.
Praise who couldn't comprehend the condition at hand resorted to join her friend.
"Thank you Jesus!" Veronica gasped as she couldn't find Victoria again.
A whoosh sound was heard and it was followed by the rushing sand.
"I don't mean to scare you" the voice said.
"I don't really know why vicky keeps appearing to us?" Veronica breathed in frustration.
"But i didn't see anything" Praise said and leaned on the railings. "Maybe she is trying to communicate something of importance to us" Praise breathed.
"I'm not even sure the lady i saw is Vicky, she could be a familiar spirit!" Veronica gasped.
"Maybe her spirit is not at rest, she needs justice" Praise said, holding her waist.
"I think so, but instead of the force to do their job, they are doing what they know best" Veronica said in clenched teeth.
"You mean that pervert,that lothario inside?" Praise said.
"Who else, lydia is too vulnerable" Veronica gasped.
"You shouldn't blame him" Praise breathed.
Why?"
"Cuz it is part of the investigation" Praise chuckled.

-

Timi inserted his finger into Lydia's pussy and began thrusting and licking, he continued the action for over some minutes then he carefully slammed her to the wall. Lydia screamed and wriggled as torrent of intense pleasure hit her hard. She felt she could explode any moment and her legs wobbled. Timi made her kneel, he then inserted his dick in between her breast, her pressed the two breast against his dick and began thrusting.
"Asssssssshhh, oouuuuooouuuuush," Lydia screamed as her nipples brushed against each other. She ran her hands round her body as her pussy itched and dripped. Timi continued the boobs work until he released on her chest.
"Bleep me, i want your rod inside me" Lydia purred.
Timi groaned as he picked her and made her stand erect.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!" She screamed as Timi launched into her with one powerful thrust. She held onto his shoulder for support as Timi thrashed her mercilessly.
She kept on moaning, screaming and grunting in pains and pure ectasy. She felt her fluid gather and she began to thrust back, she screamed voilently and clenched her teeths as she mentally prepared herself for a heavy orgasm. Timi noticed the feeling and held her by the waist firmly and increased the impact of his thrust, thereby making Lydia's breast to jiggle. Lydia couldn't bear the torture as she released heavily.
"Help me asssshhh, I'm dying" she moaned as her liquid gushed out, Timi soon began groaning deeply and he began to convulse. Lydia gave a sharp cry as she felt hot semen travell through her body, she wriggled in pleasure and sighed and both of them dropped to the ground.
"Jeez! that was over fantastic, I've never felt such feeling before, i thought my orgasm will kill me" Lydia breathed in admiration.
"You are the best baby" Timi said.
A knock was heard.
Lydia and Timi scrambled to their feet.
"Hold on, I'm not yet through with my investigation" Timi screamed.

"Lydia open the damn door" Praise banged her fist on the door.
Lydia quickly put on a gown, he turned and met Timi scrambling round the room.
"Where is my clothes?" He screamed.
"I don't understand"
"Tell me what you don't understand, where is my uniform and my gun?" Timi growled.
"You threw the clothes on the bed na" Lydia said.
"Lydia i beg of you, don't play pranks on me" Timi breathed.
"I'm not playing p....."
"Then who carried my clothes!"
"I don't know, maybe it is part of the investigation!" Lydia said.
"Bleep!!! How is my missing clothes part of the investigation?" Timi snarled."please give me my clothes, my licensed pistol is very important" he begged.


"Lydia open the door na, do you want to keep us outside for ever?" Praise screamed.

Lydia threw a gown towards Timi.
"Put it on quick".
"What tha hell, you want me to put on a woman gown......"
"I'll open the door!" Lydia made for the door.
"Wait...." Timi screamed and struggled with the cloth.
"Where is the entrance to the cloth i...."
The door was unlocked.
"God have mercy!!!" Veronica gasped as he scrutinised Timi critically. He was looking like a lost fowl.
"Why are you wearing my gown?" Praise asked.
Timi mumbled some incohorent words.
The ladies couldn't withold themselves as they literaly laughed their asses out. The dogged invincible Inspector was spotted in a female gown, quite hilarious, very hilarious.
"Is it part of the investigation? Cuz i wonder why you'll leave your clothes on the fan blades and wear mine!" Praise screamed.
Timi's eyes popped in horror as he spotted his regalia dangling on the fan blades. He stared at Lydia in disbelief.
"It seems you girls rear marine spirit in this room!" Timi stuttered.


★Sugarland Crib★

Smart kneeled on the ground, shedding tears and pleading for leniency. He knew his death that instant was inevitable.
"Matters don cast for you!" Darkness screamed.
"Boss abeg, i fit reason..."
"Shatttap!!!" Darkness cut him short."We never finish the former case with dem parambus,you don add another give us" Darkness screamed, clutching his head.
"Boss i fit explain" Smart pleaded.
"State the ethical code!" Darkness roared.
"All no...n en..."
"You no fit talk!" Darkness roared.
"All non entity,thou shall not mate or Bleep without okuku gospel" Smart stuttered.
"Without?" Darkness screamed.
"Without okuku gospel!" Smart replied.
"Na that code wan play you now!" Darkness retrieved the revolver hanging round his neck. Smart knew it will be fruitless begging the hardened Darkness, he cursed Philip under his breath.
"Makanta! Shakanta!! Pakanta!!!, when you go overboard, greet my other fallen brothers".Darkness roared and roostered his gun.
"Abbbbbegg!" Smart screamed.
Click
The trigger was pulled.


★Okon-Eket★

The atmosphere was calm and serene as dusk approached. Harry and his friends were sitted, discussing in hushed tones.
"For the past seven days, work no deh!" Okon lamented.
Na new year na, people don chop money finish for december" Peter said.
"I just deh broke anyhow, make James come pay me ma money" Harry said.
"Tomorrow, fasting don start" Udoh said.
"Ewooh, 14 days fasting, how man ko take survive?" Peter lamented. "Na only six to six" Udoh said.
"That one no be problem, i ko chop bread!" Okon said.
"If any of una chop, i ko report una give pastor" Udoh screamed.
"Bread no be food na" Okon reasoned.
"Leave this yeye Udoh, na him ko first chop" Harry slammed.
"Me, whether i chop or not, baba God must to pick my calls" Peter said.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" Someone screamed.

"Who be that?" The men jerked.
"Na James voice be that" Harry noted.
"Make we go check na" the men rose in unison.

"I don dieeeeeeee!!!" James screamed in deep agony.
"You no fit die, leave the money wey you deh owe me" Harry screamed back.

They moved to the balcony, and they were shocked by what they saw. James held a plantain sucker to himself as if his life depended on it.
"James wetin do you? Free the plantain na" Peter said.
"My leg!!!" James screamed.
The men moved towards James and were shocked and suprise to see James toes trapped in a bushmeat trap.
"Jesus! James, you no been see road?" Harry asked.
James kept on wailing.
"That bastard landlord sabi say na here i deh standa dey work. He carry trap come set give me. The God i worship will increase his bastardity" James wailed.
"Even when you walk enter bushmeat trap, your mouth still deh sharp" Okon sniggered.
"Make una commot my leg na, i no wan deh cripple, ohhh! Mirriam no ko love me again" James wailed.
"You stupid die! Infact you be bushmeat!! Wetin concern Mirriam and your condition?" Peter fired.
"Eli,Eli, lamasabathani!" James wailed.
The men couldn't withhold their laughter, after strenous effort they were able to free James' leg. James wept as he felt excruciating pains.
"Take me to church!" James wailed.
"Sharrap we ko carry you go hospital" Okon said.
"Eli, Eli lama....."
"You no ko do make i hear word, i ko throway you for river!" Harry warned.
"You doesn't aware how i feeling inside, God take my life" James said.
"No pray nonsense pay me my money before you die" Harry said.
"Harry, i bless you,my friends i bless you, my ernest wish is to be buried in a cemetry, my net worth is seventy thousand, hand everything to Mirriam. Let me die as a respectable icon. I'm a warrior but i was trapped like a bushmeat, i fought and won. When you guys want to write my biography don't say that is bushmeat trap that kill me, say that, the young man was called to glory on that fateful day. He is survived by parents, girlfriend, siblings and useless friends. Amen, make sure that my burial programme is fifty pages and my coffin should be gold, if you deh bury me with wooden coffin I'll kill you people."
"You are mentally mad!" Harry cursed. "Your network or isit networth na only seventy thousand and you want bigman burial wat of the money you deh owe me" Harry said in anger.
"Dash me the money!" James whispered.
"You deh mad!" The men screamed in unison.
"My ghost will pay and make sure you collect loan fron bank so that you'll give me a befitting burial" James whispered and laid still. The men gasped in shock. "James! James!! James!!! Abeg no die" he was carried into a wheelbarrow.
"Una deh craze instead of una to put me for ambulance, you deh put me for barrow that's arrant nonsense" James screamed.
The men stared at him for a while and began wheeling him out of the compound to the nearby hospital.
"I ko kill person, commot me from this barrow!" James ranted.
"Baba abi you talk say you don die?" Okon asked.
"No i am dying, it is a gradual process" James said.
"Then concentrate on your dying" Harry said.


To be continued......

Noblejohn32:
Finally, the issue has been resolved, its hasn't been easy.
Thankyou my esteemed literati(s)

Note: RISKY is a fresh episode.

Sorry,but where is the fresh episode?

I didn't see no fresh episode oo

Ooops! This is over frustrating and sickening.
My updates gets deleted everytime!

Please RISKY is a fresh episode

Noblejohn32:
Ooops! This is over frustrating and sickening.
My updates gets deleted everytime!

bro send it to my email I'll help post it.

YINKS89:
bro send it to my email I'll help post it.

Thanks bro
but you'll automatically get a ban.
I tried it once.

Divepen1
do something please

My people
i know the break in transmission has distorted things but I'll makeup for you guys.
16b is a new episode

Noblejohn32:
Divepen1
do something please

Let's see: stop using those stars as your breaks.
Use the normal aestericks.

Since the last post was flagged by antispambot, don't use the same words to start.

Divepen1:

Let's see: stop using those stars as your breaks.
Use the normal aestericks.

Since the last post was flagged by antispambot, don't use the same words to start.

Double respect boss.

The deleted update titled 'RISKY'has been REPOSTED!!!,
so scroll up.
check it out.
I need your comments if you're still with me.
By the grace of God, I'll drop an update before dusk.
Peace.

Aiit.... Welcome back

YINKS89:
Aiit.... Welcome back

One love bro
you are amazing

Noblejohn32:

One love bro
you are amazing

we always gat your back

owh yes i yam hia..

tahir01:

Sorry,but where is the fresh episode?

It has been reposted!!

Khriztarl:
owh yes i yam hia..

I hope you've read the last episode

Oly23:
I didn't see no fresh episode oo

It has been reposted

Noblejohn32:
It has been reposted!!

Correct. Just finished reading it. Keep up the good work.

Thanks for the update

Noblejohn32:
The deleted update titled 'RISKY'has been REPOSTED!!!,
so scroll up.
check it out.
I need your comments if you're still with me.
By the grace of God, I'll drop an update before dusk.
Peace.

Actually, you should have said scroll down you scroll down to view things up and scroll up to view things down.
I almost wanted to complain of not seeing the post again.
In other news i had a good laugh, which one is die slowly ;

Noblejohn32:
I hope you've read the last episode

yeah i have thanks for that..

Chapter 17

.Blow my mind.

Uyo, AkwaIbom State.

Four weeks after since Victoria was killed, the police couldn't get any headway on the killers. The case was added to the numerous unsolved cases.
Vera had been discharged two weeks ago and was battling to get a good GP against her finals.
The restless spirit of Victoria still roams the land of the mortals even after her burial, no one could understand her motive. She refused to cross the bridge to the world beyond as she kept appearing to her friends which was somehow unusual. Maybe, her soul couldn't rest untill justice prevail. But how could that happen when the man incharge of the murder case is swimming in the ocean of lust and love. Inspector Timi just couldn't keep his head straight and think well. He had vowed to take his feelings to a different level.
He stared at his reflection on the mirror and smiled.
"Ready for a date!" He half screamed, he was on point as he straightened the collar of his blue pradizo shirt which was tucked into a tinted black chinos pant, he slid his legs into a black sneakers, moved to his car and sped off.

************

.Harmony Lodge.

"Do you love that guy?" Praise asked.
"I don't know what I'm feeling but i think it's love" Lydia blushed.
"Awwwwwn, just the thought of it is making her blush" Vera smiled.
"So, that means you'll say yes to him?" Veronica asked.
"Ehmmmm, i won't be that fast, I'll need to play hard to get" Lydia dropped her makeup kits as she viewed herself once more in the mirror.
"I feel like laughing" Praise sniggered. "When i remember last month occurence, Inspector Timi looked like a vulture but my gown really fitted him" Praise said and the girls laughed except Lydia.
"That was in the past!" Lydia said and made for the door, she swayed her waist seductively.
"How do i look babes?" Lydia cooed.
"Perfecto!" The girls gigled in delight.
"See ya" Lydia waved and unlocked the door out.

.CRUNCHES.

"Oh my God!" Timi gasped as he sighted Lydia moving gracefully. He
couldn't hold himself and he rushed and hugged her. Every eyes in the restaurant was on them.

You know the feeling, when you're in the centre of attraction?

Timi licked his lips in intense admiration.
"You're beautiful" Timi breathed.
"Thanks and you look good" Lydia said and they took their seat.
"I know i look good, when i stepped in here half of the ladies eyes were on me!" Timi said.
"You have a thing for pride!" Lydia chuckled.
"Why won't i be proud? I mean I'm handsome!" Timi pressed further.
"What happened to the other half?"
"Huh?"
"You said half of the girls were staring, what happened to the other half. Why didn't they stare?" Lydia asked.
"You see me, anywhere i go, girls deh trip" Timi bragged.
"Girls not women"
"I mean the two both of them"
"Huh?"
"Have you heard of 'sweet boy' by falz?" Timi asked.
"Yea"
"I am the person falz sang about!" Timi said.
"I hear you, sweet boy oshey!!!" Lydia sniggered.
"Are you mocking at me?" Timi asked.
"Hell no! I'm just complimenting" Lydia smiled.
"So? Have you dated before?" Timi asked.
"Yea"
"Like how many?"
"Huh?"
"How many guys have you dated right from the day you grew those big things on your chest!" Timi leaned on his chair.
"I beg your pardon!" Lydia deadpanned. "What do you take me for?".
"Huh? What do i take you for? Funny, Miss Lydia answer my question, its part of the investigation" Timi said.
"Did you bring me here for questioning?" Lydia asked.
"That's what a date is all about, we need to know ourselves better!" Timi said.
"Ok, I've dated five guys!"
"Jesus! Only you, did you share them among your siblings?" Timi gasped.
"Nope! Most of them were just after my booty!" Lydia said.
"What is booty?" Timi asked.
"The things on my body" Lydia replied.
"So the things on your body is now booty?" Timi asked.
"No! Just a coded w..."
"We are not in computer class don't use codes here, say the right thing" Timi said. "You said men were after your?"
"They were after my"
"Your?"
"My breast"
"And?"
"Buttocks!"
"Thunder!" Timi laughed. "So your breast and buttocks are your booty? Sense will not kill you" Timi laughed.
"You are weird!" Lydia sighed.
"That means you have working experience" Timi said.
"Huh?"
"You've dated ten different guys, that means you have experience in the working field" Timi sniggered.
"Damn! I said five".
"Are you sure you haven't lost count?"
"You must be st...."
"You say?"
"You are sensible" Lydia said.

The waiter was called and they took their orders.
"Why do girls like rice?" Timi asked.
"Ask google!" Lydia replied.
"When they go on a date, it must be fried rice why?" Timi asked.
The food was served, a plate of fried rice and grilled turkey was pushed towards Lydia while Timi washed his hands to attack a plate of eba and vegetable soup.
"God first!" Timi said.
"Huh?"
"We need to commit this fellowship to God and ask for assistance" Timi said.
"Which fellowship?".
"Where two or three are gathered, God is present!" Timi said.
Lydia breathed hard.
" Close your eyes, fada lawd i thank you for the fishes in the water, i thank you for the birds that flies, i thank you for the animals in the forest. I thank you for the military, i thank you for the civilians. I thank you for the bad eggs in the force and i thankyou for the good apples in the force. Thankyou for the beautiful ladies in the world, thankyou for the swagg you've given unto me, thankyou for my ruggedness and handsomeness. I'm proud of you. Jehovah Arapha! Jehovah Elophit!! You are worthy. You said man shall leave his parents and follow woman and there shall become manfriend and womanfriend. Father I've fufiled that aspect of the bible, i wish that my erection will never grow limp, father increase this lady in beauty. If she ever think of cheating let thunder fire, i say let thunder fire, any man that is planning to play her let accident locate such person. For now, i come against unwanted pregnancy, fada quote me right, no be say she no ko carry belle but for now, let my sperm miss road. I come against weak erection. I can allow low sperm count for now. I come against tiredness when it is time for sex, i come against playplay attitude. All i ask in Jesus name"
Silence!!!
"In Jesus name"
Silence!!!
Timi opened his eyes to behold Lydia already eating.
"I didn't come here to do warfare prayers!" Lydia chuckled.
"At least say amen" Timi said.
"Did you pay attention to what you said?" Lydia asked.
"I'm not deaf!" Timi growled.
"It seems you don't know the meaning of what you just said!" Lydia deadpanned.
"I am not ready for marriage now that's why i prayed against Pregnancy, and i specified the pregnancy.i don't mean wanted but unwanted. I don't like the idea of using condoms so i prayed for low sperm count incase i release into you. I'm wiser than you" Timi said.
"Swallow your pride, pride kills!" Lydia said and took a sip of her wine.
"I said it! This lady want me dead!" Timi gasped.
"Huh?"
"You just said pride kills and you still want me to swallow it" Timi said.
"Inspector you are weird!" Lydia gasped.
"Your love is driving me nuts" Timi said and began eating.
"I see" Lydia nodded.
"What are you seeing?" Timi asked, munching a lap of chicken.
Lydia breathed.
"I just remembered a friend" Lydia said.
"Your former boyfriend?"
"No, Victoria. I'm not happy about the recent development. Why can't her killers be nabbed?"
Timi breathed. "The police have tried but...."
"Don't worry, i know you've tried" Lydia smiled.
"You are the bomb!" Timi said and rubbed her cheeks. "Was your father a soldier?".
"No"
"If nothing last forever, me and you would last!" Timi held her hands. The feeling was electrifying.
"I love you!" Lydia gasped.
"I love you too!" Timi replied."have you noticed any difference between the love you have for me and the love you had for other guys?".
"Other guys are in the past, we need to face ours" Lydia cooed."i truly love you that I'm sure of but i have my fears".
"And that is?" Timi asked.
"I'm not sure if you love me" Lydia said staring deep into his eyes.
"Why do you say so?" Timi asked.
"You've been staring at my breast since we came here" Lydia said.
Timi jerked off his seat.
"Why do you make such accusation because i had to stare at your breast doesn't imply i don't love you" Timi defended.
"You are lusting after my body" Lydia said.
"Don't you dare judge me" Timi growled.
"Look at your trouser" Lydia pointed to his trouser."Your erection has lasted for over fourty minutes!".
"Blood of God! Is that what you've been staring at?" Timi half screamed.
"I'll give you one condition before i get into a relationship with you" Lydia said.
"Go ahead"
"No sex till marriage!"
"Nooo!, oops!! I'm sorry, what did you say?" Timi asked in disbelief.
"You heard me right! No sex till marraige.deal?" Lydia said.
'Damn you Lydia! i won't survive this, your body is a curse on me" Timi muttered inaudibly.
"What did you say?" Lydia asked.
"Did i say anything?" Timi fired.
"I gave you my condition and you haven't said anything" Lydia said.
"Ok let's negotiate!"
"No negotiation!"
"Ok I'll need to consult the oracle!" Timi said.
"Huh?"
"I need to consult the gods before i take any decision that concerns my lions".
"Damn it Inspector can't you stop this weird speeches" Lydia half screamed.