Guest007:
Romance section is for chasing lightskin babe (True story) MrCork

MrCork:

Pusyiter:
True talk
If the clit has tasted tongue and lips, it can never ask for another....
salt and sugar look the same but don't have the same taste.
abi fountainofyouth, na lie?

Powersurge:



Have you ever ask yourself why bitches get married or get a good catch while good girls are going to Shilow for hubby at 35?

No matter the level of like or admiration I have for a girl, once she sees the issue of sex as abomination, OYO is her case. I will send her forth with my blessings.

SteveOfu:
wht kinda of analogy be this?

Pusyiter:
Read my lips
Clit loves lips and tongue, it does not want another....

seankafor:
I wonder how a girl who is not into prostitution will respond to a dude asking for a sex only relationship

saucecoder:

Get a vibrator and u won't ever need someone's lips or tongue on your clit. Thank me lerra

Powersurge:



Have you ever ask yourself why bitches get married or get a good catch while good girls are going to Shilow for hubby at 35?

No matter the level of like or admiration I have for a girl, once she sees the issue of sex as abomination, OYO is her case. I will send her forth with my blessings.

Fountainofyouth:



Can we have a clit sucking relationship.....only clit sucking.....

Yubokumin:


How do you like it, vacuumed or tender?

FunkyAlhaji2015:
Ladies tend to ignore we the good guys.
SteveOfu, what do I need to do to get your attention? You left me hanging in your other post.
I like what I see from your profile pic and I like to be a friend, maybe more than a friend if that is.
My name is James, I hardly chase, you are just exceptional
Pls should I sent the PM today?

SteveOfu:

After all said and done...

Before you can ask me to be your friend...

Talkless of marrying me...

1. You must be an earner, not a learner.

2. Your monthly income must net no less than 250k.

3. You can be from any tribe, even kuvukiland.

4. You must not have parasitic tendencies.

5. You must have sense (needed badly, no waivers).

6. You must not be on the high side, I mean body mass wise.

7. What 6 means is that you must be slim.

8. 7 does not mean you should be slim till the point of almost vanishing.

9. 6-8 basically means you should just be trim, maybe athletic.

10. You must know book, this is a must, who will help Jason, Divya and their younger ones do their assignments when I'm not able to?

11. Yes, these names ain't final, you can opt to readdress them, we could look up cooler baby names.

12. Really, you must know book.

13. You must know how to speak English. Good, basic English. Not necessarily Queen's, but you must be able to understand tenses, concord and usage of 'I'm'.

14. You must never, never, ever use 'am' for 'I'm'. It kills my election.

15. Replace 'l' in the last word of 14 with 'r'.

16. You should understand how sarcasm works, over serious wife can stab me when I'm just being slightly sarcastic.

17. It's fine if you don't like poetry and/or prose. I'm my own muse. I'll pamper myself with my art.

18. Melanin popping. As per brown skin girl.

19. I melt at the sight of diastema. But it's not that serious, just a nice dentition does it for me.

20. Most important is the criteria of virginity but unfortunately, I have traversed the depth of this space and it seems there is none like me. I'm thinking of relaxing that requirement but something keeps telling me there is just that one!

21. The end.

saucecoder:
What do you know, have u even seen a vibrator before?

SteveOfu:

After all said and done...

Before you can ask me to be your friend...

Talkless of marrying me...

1. You must be an earner, not a learner.

2. Your monthly income must net no less than 250k.

3. You can be from any tribe, even kuvukiland.

4. You must not have parasitic tendencies.

5. You must have sense (needed badly, no waivers).

6. You must not be on the high side, I mean body mass wise.

7. What 6 means is that you must be slim.

8. 7 does not mean you should be slim till the point of almost vanishing.

9. 6-8 basically means you should just be trim, maybe athletic.

10. You must know book, this is a must, who will help Jason, Divya and their younger ones do their assignments when I'm not able to?

11. Yes, these names ain't final, you can opt to readdress them, we could look up cooler baby names.

12. Really, you must know book.

13. You must know how to speak English. Good, basic English. Not necessarily Queen's, but you must be able to understand tenses, concord and usage of 'I'm'.

14. You must never, never, ever use 'am' for 'I'm'. It kills my election.

15. Replace 'l' in the last word of 14 with 'r'.

16. You should understand how sarcasm works, over serious wife can stab me when I'm just being slightly sarcastic.

17. It's fine if you don't like poetry and/or prose. I'm my own muse. I'll pamper myself with my art.

18. Melanin popping. As per brown skin girl.

19. I melt at the sight of diastema. But it's not that serious, just a nice dentition does it for me.

20. Most important is the criteria of virginity but unfortunately, I have traversed the depth of this space and it seems there is none like me. I'm thinking of relaxing that requirement but something keeps telling me there is just that one!

21. The end.

SteveOfu:

After all said and done...

Before you can ask me to be your friend...

Talkless of marrying me...

1. You must be an earner, not a learner.

2. Your monthly income must net no less than 250k.

3. You can be from any tribe, even kuvukiland.

4. You must not have parasitic tendencies.

5. You must have sense (needed badly, no waivers).

6. You must not be on the high side, I mean body mass wise.

7. What 6 means is that you must be slim.

8. 7 does not mean you should be slim till the point of almost vanishing.

9. 6-8 basically means you should just be trim, maybe athletic.

10. You must know book, this is a must, who will help Jason, Divya and their younger ones do their assignments when I'm not able to?

11. Yes, these names ain't final, you can opt to readdress them, we could look up cooler baby names.

12. Really, you must know book.

13. You must know how to speak English. Good, basic English. Not necessarily Queen's, but you must be able to understand tenses, concord and usage of 'I'm'.

14. You must never, never, ever use 'am' for 'I'm'. It kills my election.

15. Replace 'l' in the last word of 14 with 'r'.

16. You should understand how sarcasm works, over serious wife can stab me when I'm just being slightly sarcastic.

17. It's fine if you don't like poetry and/or prose. I'm my own muse. I'll pamper myself with my art.

18. Melanin popping. As per brown skin girl.

19. I melt at the sight of diastema. But it's not that serious, just a nice dentition does it for me.

20. Most important is the criteria of virginity but unfortunately, I have traversed the depth of this space and it seems there is none like me. I'm thinking of relaxing that requirement but something keeps telling me there is just that one!

21. The end.

FunkyAlhaji2015:
Ladies tend to ignore we the good guys.
SteveOfu, what do I need to do to get your attention? You left me hanging in your other post.
I like what I see from your profile pic and I like to be a friend, maybe more than a friend if that is.
My name is James, I hardly chase, you are just exceptional
Pls should I sent the PM today?

FunkyAlhaji2015:


From your criteria, I believe I'll be the chosen one. I'm 6ft, slim to meduim built. Sarcasm is my thing.
I like to think I'm smart
I'm an engineer, I work somewhere, not a big earner but it can get us by.

Let's take this to whatsapp, the long wait here makes it boring.

Fountainofyouth:
Any male or female in this world of today, that cannot define a relationship before going into it is still an immature kid, state out exactly what you want from the onset, whether it is love, sex, companionship, whatever, say it out, if he/she is not on same page with you, take a walk, if on same page, good for you....

Guest007:


She's even sized him up

Chicken for the slaughter house

ROTFL

Magnoliaa:


ROTFL

FunkyAlhaji2015:


From your criteria, I believe I'll be the chosen one. I'm 6ft, slim to meduim built. Sarcasm is my thing.
I like to think I'm smart
I'm an engineer, I work somewhere, not a big earner but it can get us by.

Let's take this to whatsapp, the long wait here makes it boring.

Guest007:


Women have suffered for Nairaland

sly100:

What makes u think a man can't tell u exactly what u want to hear (even when it's lies) so as to get what he want?

SteveOfu:

FunkyAlhaji2015:

Does this mean you are not interested?